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Jason Alice Lastname

@satiricloki.bsky.social
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Former swabbie. Graduate of the Desperate Love Institute.

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Some kind of invasive ape 🏳️‍⚧️ @wargonopsid.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/blm-announ... there's info on who to complain to to try to stop this at the end of the article, lets share this message and try our best to stop it.
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BLM Announces Plan to Fell Oregon's Last Great Forests
One billion board feet per year... 30 days to make your voice heard.
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Why does Dunkin Donuts suck so much now?
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Why is inviting sports teams to the White House a thing in the first place? I guess I can kind of understand when it’s Team USA, but when the dodgers win the super bowl or whatever why invite them?
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Does anyone know how to overlay the audio track on a video? Like if wanted to play “I’m not gay but I do gay stuff” over that RFK and kid rock workout video?
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
It would be great if someone added a filter that put a clown emoji over trumps face any time it appeared in a news story.
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Remember when the huge political scandal du jour was the president getting a blowjob? Almost seems wholesome now, doesn’t it?
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Bad Bunny was announced as the Super Bowl half time performer in September of 2025. That means that the red-hatters had 4 months to figure out their “alternate half time show” and that foolishness with kid rock is the best they could do? Really?
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Any non-Americans have access to non-American news covering our couch-fucking vice president getting booed? Would you be willing to share?
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
So Qanon is really just Team Epstein. Go figure.
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purpleisforkingsredisforgoofsguessthatmakesmeblue @joeserdynski.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/J8VG3...
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FURRY OUTSMARTS EFFS UP ICE GOONS CHASING HIM
YouTube video by Tony Dortie
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I wish there was a way to tell Bluesky that I’m never going to validate an email. Ever.
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T'Lyn and her Airborne Mate #Bring Back Lower Decks @tlyns-boyfriend.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
What my mate posted on FB 🖖 www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1...
https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=10239122891387128&set=gm.1055975877591676&idorvanity=219254541263818
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
If you had to pick a previous Star Trek series to favorable compare Starfleet Academy to, which would it be?
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Is anyone accepting refugees from the US?
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Why isn’t Haley Joel Osmont playing JD Vance on SNL?
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 25/12/2025
Except Mary, Jesus and Joseph were brown… Merry Christmas, everyone.
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Please stop posting instagram links. Meta is a blight on humanity.
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Why do they only make blackberry tootsie pops in the small size? They’re so good.
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Why does windows 11 hate copying files from a usb stick to the desktop? I swear like half the time I try the little pop up just sits and calculates and does nothing.
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
At what point do we just admit that America is over and is never coming back?
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Anyone know of a free email service that doesn’t require my phone number?
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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MM (Again) @mmwritesmore.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 10/09/2025
A panicked Trump asks for protesters to be removed from a DC restaurant tonight
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Todders @todders707.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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Republicans R Evil 👿 @republicansrevil.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Napoleón Dynamite and Dwight Schrute are the same person.
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Leave four or more and you’re basically as dumb as Trump. www.countryliving.com/food-drinks/...
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Cracker Barrel Just Gave Its Beloved Peg Game New Wording
No more "EG-NO-RA-MOOSE."
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Tina B @teenaweena.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Fuck her and the animal carcass she rode in on.
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Anyone know what kind of bird this is?
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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Phil @darkphil.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
They’re serious. Repost
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Phil Mandelbaum @philmandelbaum.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I hope I’m right that you’ve already seen this — and that, otherwise, it’s my duty to ensure you do… 🧊❌ ICEBlock Download the community-driven app for finding and sharing location-based reports of ICE presence in your area — without revealing your personal data apps.apple.com/us/app/icebl...
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Teawhalem @teawhalem.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
From Devin Duke
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Angie @angiesuniverse.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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Angie @angiesuniverse.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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Republicans R Evil 👿 @republicansrevil.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
You know how whales used to live on land, but then at some point we’re all like “yeah, I’m over this. I’m going back into the ocean.”? I’ve come to really empathize with their decision over the past couple years.
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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
The cops are not releasing the identity of the Idaho arsonist/shooter- this might be why.
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Miz Demeanour 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🇵🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🇮🇷 🪃 86 47 🐚 anti genocide @mizdemeanor.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
#BoycottWalmart
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I really wish Costco would bring back the Italian sausage sandwich at the food court. Those were sooo delicious.
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OnTheLamb @onthelamb.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I don't give a rat ass about Iran. I care about masked terrorists on the streets here. Don't you get it? There are thugs kidnapping people. WTF.
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Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
So now we get to find out what color Macaroni and Cheese really is. www.npr.org/sections/sho...
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Kraft Heinz to remove artificial dyes from all products, like Jell-O and Kool-Aid
By 2027, Kraft Heinz says all artificial food dyes will be replaced with natural colors. The move comes two months after federal officials called on food companies to stop using synthetic dyes.
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Windy101 @windy101.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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Republicans R Evil 👿 @republicansrevil.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
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