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Caters Gonna Cate

@cateismilesaway.bsky.social
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She/her. Occasionally a writer. TERFs, racists, and misogynists can fuck right off. Living on Three Fires land: Ojibwe, Odawa, and Potawatomi.

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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just made the mistake of commenting on a NextDoor post and now they won’t stop e-mailing me.
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Went to the doctor yesterday, and the after-visit summary included the fact that I have dry skin, which was NOT the point of the visit, why do you have to call me out like this.
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wishing Andrew Tate all the worst from the bottom of my heart.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 07/10/2026
Having trouble deciding which books to buy from Amazon during Prime Days? Try this: None, then go support an independent bookstore instead. 😌
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Friendly reminder that “empty table” =/= “open table“ in restaurants, and the more you harass the hostess about it, the less likely she is to help you out.
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Apparently we’re doing this now, so.
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here’s your morning mood, courtesy of Oskar Mulley.
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But those are my emotional support Q-Tips.
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me, rereading my older books of poetry: Who the fuck wrote this?
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just found out that my mom has never seen The Princess Bride, so I’m trying to decide if I show her the movie or just troll her with gifs.
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe we should guarantee better pay for public jobs such as social worker and teaching aides and we won’t have this problem.
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Mr Natural @neilmatheson66.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
René Magritte (1898-1967) The Princess of Autumn, 1963. Oil on canvas
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is 100% how someone could lure me into an alleyway and kill me.
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You wanna see a dead body?
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just found a pair of champagne flutes for the wedding that I didn’t even really ask my fiancé, I just sent him the link and was like, 100%.
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lisa Benson (British Artist, born 1958) "Lunar Light", 2019. Linocut Print, 37.5 × 48.5 cm. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Got kicked out of work today by my assistant manager because I’m sick and she’s immunocompromised, and this is in no way a complaint, because I was kind of prepared for it to come to that. Glad to help keep her safe. Not saying this to brag. just reminding people that others need protection.
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GOOD
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Babs Pease, contemporary artist and printmaker living in rural Scotland #WomensArt
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My psychiatrist be like, “Why are you crying?” And I’m like, it’s because I have an anxiety disorder? And you’re asking me about my anxiety disorder? Which makes me anxious?
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x
The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t think it’s entirely appropriate to wish a happy Yom Kippur, because it’s a very solemn day, but wishing a good one anyway!
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
By Paula Mela
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just got Mariahpocalypsed IN SEPTEMBER by some asshole watching TikTok videos at full volume in this restaurant. I hate everyone.
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OG SKATER @jbsk8andsurf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Keep in mind that the price of diesel will put many truck drivers out business. Less trucks will delay delivery and increase pressure on goods. The cost of everything will increase. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Kettle @kittenstrudel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ashley Percival, untitled, colored pencil, pen, paint, and digital tools, 2026
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Art & Nature @capecodfairytales.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#Poetry #Painting #Nightime Magical Moon, Magical Moon When full you light the way - Geraldine Barbara 🎨 Illustration Nakata
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thomas Massie is like thisclose to being good.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me at the mall like.
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
- Me: *comes in wearing a new piece of jewelry* - Coworker: I feel like you’re secretly rich. - Me: No, I just make really poor financial decisions.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The cuts
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Jennifer de Ghoulsman Haunts Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My daughter’s latest masterpiece
A painting of a round cat with small ears in a McDonald’s fry bag
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They’re helping
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
John Collier, The Devil Skating When Hell Freezes Over, 1894
John Collier, The Devil Skating When Hell Freezes Over, 1894
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just got called ma’am. I hate being old.
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Post a WITCH
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Bewitched Magic: Samantha's Spell
ALT: Bewitched Magic: Samantha's Spell
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I remain convinced that the most effective response to a politician or a pundit who's pushing transphobia is "I'm not sure why you're obsessed with other people's genitals but it's really creepy"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hiccups are so embarrassing. ohhh you have involuntary spasms because a demon is trapped in your esophagus? grow up.
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Nancy @plaintanjane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sept 11, 2026 PALMDALE, Calif Christian Bale attended the opening of Together California, a foster care village he helped create in Palmdale. "It's our job to turn their heartbreak and their pain into love and hope and a sense of future.” abc7.com/post/actor-c...
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Green Country Collective @gsustulsa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Darius
2h.

I got fired from AMC because whenever
someone ordered a small popcorn, I'd
"accidentally" fill up a large bucket and tell
them we ran out of smalls.

Now I work at McDonald's, and you better
believe you order a 6 piece, you're getting
8 or 9 nuggets. Order a 10 piece? There are
at least 13 in that box.

l'll keep doing this sh*t until the day I die.
F_ck these giant corporations. I'm here for
the people.
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Here’s your morning mood, courtesy of Paul Rumsey.
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Was appalled to see some comments praising George W. Bush for showing up at the 9-11 ceremonies today, as if he didn’t further fuck up our country IMMEDIATELY after the event. An absolute ghoul.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Two things it’s hard to convey if you weren’t alive back then: the extremity of hysteria, nationalism and Islamophobia the attack prompted, and how efforts to capture this can inadvertently obscure how Islamophobic things already were.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good morning sunshines 🌞 A memorial to 9/11 search dogs 👇
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
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Caters Gonna Cate @cateismilesaway.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The issue I have with 9-11 commemorations is that people talk about their own experience when they weren’t even there. This did not happen to you the way it did to NYers. But I’m really glad that I’ve been seeing stories about individual heroes who stepped up that day instead of the drivel.
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