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Spurs. Cubs. Northsiders kinda guy. Chicago Sports. Comic books.

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GreenCorrie @greencorrie.bsky.social · 5h
Can't wait to see the new generation of US 'warfighter' planes, covered in studs, spikes and leather with their high testosterone, butched up pilots.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 23h
Love this clip of Brian Wilson and George Martin discussing ‘God Only Knows’ and Brian’s enthusiasm when he thinks George is making the song better — “I can’t believe this is happening!”
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 10h
How would you POLITELY catcall any one of the X-Men, and you have to start your catcall with either, “damn, girl!” or, “damn, boy!”
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 4h
The team that brought in SINNERS and WEAPONS. Genius move. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Michael De Luca, Pamela Abdy Out at Warner Bros.
The news comes as Paramount Skydance is readying to finalize its deal for the legacy studio.
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IGN @ign.com · 01/10/2026
Bradley Cooper will star as Duke in the upcoming G.I. Joe movie, directed by Danny McBride. bit.ly/4ym9yJC
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Jason Meisner @jmetr22b.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DEVELOPING: A federal judge is initiating a “fact finding” process to determine whether the U.S. attorney’s office intentionally misled her in the “Broadview Six” case, a rare step that could lead to criminal contempt charges or other sanctions. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/10/01/b...
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Judge to begin inquiry that could lead to criminal contempt charges in ‘Broadview Six’ case
A federal judge on Thursday said she’d initiate a “fact finding” process to determine whether potential criminal contempt charges are warranted against prosecutors in the “Broadview Six” case.
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Tottenham has killed me. I’m dead now. @theelite8.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like most teams I actively root for, they were pathetic when put to the test…then they played in the Wild Card series and REALLY let me down. #Cubs Except Nico Hoerner. That dude is Johnny Fucking Baseball.
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🇺🇲📎Gigi Alexander 🇺🇦 Democracy Defender! 🌊 ❤️America.🌈 @gigialexander123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LMFAO
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel ya🤔...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
National Park Service Begins Offering Annual Body-Dumping Pass theonion.com/national-park-service-…
National Park Service Begins Offering Annual Body-Dumping Pass
Regulations Eased On Hiding Corpses Amid Natural Beauty Of Yellowstone, Yosemite
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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FOR THE POPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@jesseduquette.bsky.social
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This 👇
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mr-yoyito.bsky.social @mr-yoyito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Excellent political cartoon. It’s too bad Ed Sheeran won’t get it.
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Plant Powered A-ron🌱🌎💙🌊 @plantpowered1971.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Morning Kittens
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE IS SICKENING......
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𝙉𝙤𝙞𝙧 𝙃𝙖𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙘𝙠 ♬ @noirbeachshack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th / October 1st
Boris Karloff drinking tea in a tennis sweater. Boris Karloff drinking tea (and having toast) as Frankenstein's monster.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“It wasn’t a mistake”🤔 “Who knew Jack Smith was a Caitlin Clark fan?” 🤔 @ericschmittmo pathetically attempts to play it off and act like he didn’t publicly humiliate himself in front of the nation today 🤡
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Senator Schmitt accuses Coach Beard of being at the Atlanta Hawks game on February 3, 2024 when he was actually at an AFC Richmond versus West Ham United game.
Coach Beard, Ted Lasso
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This playful cat completely made the window cleaner’s day. Original post
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is calmly sitting on his computer when he is startled by noises that sound somewhere between coughing and choking. Alarmed, he rushes to investigate.
Blue: Green? Are you okay?

Blue finds Green on his back on the floor, evidently shaken up but otherwise unharmed.
Green: I somehow swallowed spittle wrong.
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The Web Optimist @weboptimist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Boats are coming home! Chicago River Bridge Lifts begin today. Each Wednesday and Saturday thru the middle of November, starting at 9am.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A pomegranate can hold up to 1400 antioxidant-rich seeds, and cutting it wrong means juice everywhere. Here's the technique that keeps the mess in the bowl, not on your counter.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope this headline haunts Eric Schmitt for the rest of his pathetic political career.
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Tottenham has killed me. I’m dead now. @theelite8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope the #Cubs move on to a less milquetoast manager next season. Get a fighter who knows how to handle a pitching staff.
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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The Mighty Jungle💙💛 @ocanannain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There was speculation that Schmitt’s own team had placed the Axios story because it expected the senator to unveil a devastating Jack Smith perjury bombshell later that day. Didn't work out that way.
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Eric Schmitt Gets Mercilessly Mocked Over ‘Planted’ Story After Jack Smith Faceplant
A glowing 2028 scoop dropped just before Schmitt’s disastrous “gotcha,” while right-wing influencers appeared ready to celebrate. After it blew up, the internet noticed.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 30/09/2026
SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never listened to Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *plays video* please explain this video of you [SMITH]: That is Queen and David Bowie's "Under Pressure"
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Special Counsel Jack Smith destroying fascist republicans versus MAGA lunatic Katie Britt knowing they fucked up royally. A tale of two expressions.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
Today I learned that Jack Smith is a Caitlin Clark fan and that Amy Klobuchar knows more about sports than Eric Schmitt.
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Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @judiciarydems.senate.gov · 29/09/2026
Sen. SCHMITT: We have texts saying you attended an Atlanta Hawks game in February 2024. Former Special Counsel Jack Smith: I believe it was a Maryland-Iowa game. Sen. KLOBUCHAR: The Iowa HAWKeyes. Perhaps the Senator from Missouri should have looked at these texts more carefully.
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Fella Historian🌻 @thisuserisdumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe Senator Schmitt should have watched more Sesame Street when he was a kid🤷‍♀️
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Klobuchar has Schmitt dead to rights: "The game in fact was in Maryland. For a senator to have false information & imply, based on confusion about name of a team, that you were in another city & somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia & call you a 'dirtbag' deserves an apology"
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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Da Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams was hyped for Case
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The late great DAVID NIVEN is asked by Michael Parkinson in 1972 how he feels about so many of his Hollywood friends having passed on - cue a wonderful Noel Coward quote.
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waltydunlop @waltydunlop.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
David Niven's birthday, is it? Time once more for The Greatest Picture Ever Taken, then.
David Niven as Cupid. Photographed IN MID AIR over a swimming pool - shorts, ridiculous hat and very little else, holding a bow and arrow and sporting the cheesiest of grins.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We've all heard how corrupt Ken Paxton is. But he is also incredibly stupid if he thinks this "well, he served 60 whole days" excuse for releasing Adam Hoffman, who sexually abused a boy over a three-year period starting when he was 8.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Encouraging sign that Trump is so desperate for a W that he is holding a national address to tout a factory in Iowa that will never be built
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nailed it ⛽️ 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cary Grant's mugshot when he was arrested for being drunk & disorderly in 1959
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This 👇
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Crawford Kilian @crof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What gets me about Mamdani is that he does things that are brilliantly good politics but were literally unthinkable until he did them:
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🏳️‍⚧️ Ani 🧹 say Ah-nee @zerokijz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hell yeah. Although the post makes it sound like it's already done. It's in progress. And if you need to check, here's the official .gov outlining it. www.nyc.gov/mayors-offic...
A post in the WorkReform subreddit
Original poster says :The reason the right are so anti Mamdani is pretty obvious. They don't want you to see what your tax dollars being put to work the right way would actually look like. Then everybody would wa to happen everywhere.
Then they share a tweet that says the following. 

 NYC Mayor Mamdani converts a city-owned office building into approximately 4,000 new homes, with around 1,000 permanently affordable and rent-stabilised At no cost to the city, the project will nearly double the number of affordable homes built in the area over the last decade
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