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@middlea.bsky.social
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I hope I get old enough to be interviewed about the secret to my longevity and answer, “I shoved a pine cone up my ass once a week.” Then I want live long enough to read about a new techbro trend of shoving a pine cone up the ass.

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Roger The Dodger @rogerthedodger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My back gate says it all (if you'll forgive the expression) 😊
My back gate. The red doesn't look very red in this photo, maybe it's the Autumnal light.
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brilliant…yet devastating
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Jeez how many Google execs are in the Epstein files for cryin out loud
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KathleenRMC @kathleenrmc.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
When I see a Black pilot, I'm going to be like, " I bet he/she worked twice as hard to get that position.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
who made this
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
We wanted to understand how mRNA vaccines work. So we talked to three cocaine addicts in a gas station bathroom off Route 6.
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Ehusman @ehusman.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Corollary observation: Judging from recent media revelations, we can order three obsessions of the political and corporate elites: 1. AI 2. Protecting sexual predators ... ... ... ... n. Environment
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
📌The real sanctuary city is where money and power protect you from the consequences of sex trafficking, or influence peddling ... Not the small Midwestern city where trying to help a lady get up after she gets maced gets you shot in the back of the f**ing head." -Jon Stewart
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/01/2026
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
theonion.com
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
WASHINGTON—Expressing deep fondness for those long-gone halcyon days, the U.S. population collectively yearned Tuesday for the relative calm of the “president is a giant pedophile” news cycle. “It was...
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Sam Welter @knightofnothing.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Never escaping the adage "men are afraid that women are laughing at them; women are afraid that men will kill them"
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The ICE agent who murdered Renee Nicole Good and fled the scene has deleted all of his social media accounts. The Trump administration says he is currently at home on paid leave, enjoying time with his family. After this administration, we are going to need a Nuremberg Trials 2.0.
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This would be a good moment for top editors in our major news organizations to call a meeting to announce to their staff that Trump has lost his mind and you don’t have to cover him like he’s normal anymore.
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If we don’t create our dreams, who will? @newlife2024.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Nuremberg 2026
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The Tobster @thetobster.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I didn’t mention that after this is over, the ICE thugs should be put on trial in a Nuremberg type trial, and I assure you that “I was just following orders” will get the same response here as it did then. No one bought that defense.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 01/09/2025
Satire is dead.
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God @thegodshow.com · 22/08/2025
The craziest thing about this Cracker Barrel story is that Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for decades and publicly admitted to trafficking young women to him out of Maralago.
thegodpodcast.com
Cracker Barrel Changed Their Logo And MAGA Crackers Lost It
SMITE!
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Antiggy1998 @antiggy1998.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
RFKJR should be arrested and charged with Murder of every kid who died of the Measles! He is a worthless waste of Oxygen.
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middlea.bsky.social @middlea.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
c’mon, Scotland. You know what to do!
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Scorpion Monroe @robnew.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Obviously mental health issue but reading between the lines: this was a dumb “business idiot” guy before losing control. He didn’t know what the damn product was or could do. Literally doesn’t understand it despite being a “long running investor.” Absolute morons cursing our lives; rarely their own.
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middlea.bsky.social @middlea.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Also “buy my snake oil”
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Shout this!
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John P @drhypercube.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Now and forever: F*CK JACK WELCH The late 20th century's most destructive fraud. [I worked for GE during the JW years]
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@gloria🕊️🟧 @gloriaprosperi.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
👇🏼
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kirklanderreturns.bsky.social @kirklanderreturns.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
There ain't no fucking way anyone is leaving Canada to sneak into the US. Or, maybe they are going to prevent Americans from leaving.
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Jane Is Speaking @oldcrone.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
As a Michigander, I'm personally not the least bit worried about the Canadian border, so she can just keep Michigan out of her mouth.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Why you should use the F-word too
anatosaurus.substack.com
On the "F-Word"
Explaining why fascist regime is the apt and effective label
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
That would be awful. Don’t share this.
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Kelly Cosgrove @kellycosgrove.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Elon musk is dumb. He is a conman like trump. They know how to sell and they know how to bluff. If you think they are on the up and up, you, too, are dumb.
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Biblioraptor, PhD @biblioraptorphd.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
This ad is so good. Very very good. Everybody running should study this as a template
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JstReveln @jstrevelin.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
It's time to rename his department to the Department of Health and Human Sacrifice
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Naked Partisan @nakedpartisan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Cardinal Pizzaballa defeated by Cardinal Deep dish
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/05/2025
Since cis het men who are natural born US citizens commit the most crimes, I think they should have markers on their IDs, restricted state to state travel, higher insurance and tax rates, separate restrooms, and state sanctioned vasectomies at 14 because they cause 100% of unwanted pregnancies.
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Dave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
JD Vance this month broke Ohio State’s trophy, made all of Greenland want to beat his ass, and killed the Pope. Frank Grimes is the VP.
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character is looking out of a car window
ALT: a cartoon character is looking out of a car window
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
A screengrab from Twitter.

HeatherLhaney @heather_l... asks:
“Why do you think we have so many more kids with Autism”

David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS quotetweets this reply:
“Probably for the same reason there are so many more planets in outer space now than there were before the telescope was invented”
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Trump could declare himself President-for-Life, announce that the Constitution is inoperative in its entirety, and begin mass public executions of all Democrats, and every news story about the subsequent court case would have to include the phrase "Justices Thomas and Alito dissented"
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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
If you’re changing the definition of human rights, it means you plan on violating people’s human rights.
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justfara @justfara.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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middlea.bsky.social @middlea.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Hey Canada! Just tell the Convicted Felon and Adjudicated Rapist Trump you’ll be the 51st state on 2 conditions: 1. US adopts the metric system on day 1. 2. English and French are the official languages. Problem solved
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 12/04/2025
the thing that makes me sad is as a consumer protection reporter I know that even if we survive fascism, whatever milquetoast Dem gets elected in the future will never have the integrity or courage to restore regulatory agencies to where they were which was already pretty sorry shape
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Can you say the SAME?! 🤚 Steve. Is. Right. 😎✨
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Amazing that without even mentioning a name, EVERYONE knows exactly who it's referencing.
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
you ever think about how some secret service agent could smother him with a pillow and just end all of this real quiet "president trump died in his sleep"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I'm watching CNBC. These anchors are so angry. They really didn't believe he'd do it. They're actually just now, 10 years into this shit, realizing he's a maniac hellbent on revenge and there's no grand plan for the markets. Better late than never but holy shit.
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Avó do Pudim 🐕 @avodopudim.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 29/03/2025
Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, let’s steal some of their policies. In Denmark: - Health care and college are free.   - The starting wage is $22/hr. - Paid parental leave is 1 year. - Paid vacation is 6 weeks.   - All workers get pensions.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
America needs to deport rapists, some of whom even brag about their crimes and publicly defame their victims. by Donald Trump
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Colleen @wildplumbay.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
You are incorrect. That was not Biden’s plan. He was doing everything he could to help workers and everyone needing help. What are you reading that makes you think Biden was against US citizens.
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