Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 20hCool thing about inflation. Plumber just came out and it cost less than a weeks worth of groceries 000
Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Walking into my kids room an hour after cleaning it 011
Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me (2 seconds after saying the dumbest shit you’ve ever heard): You can’t make this up. 000
Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We got drunk at boarding school (11th and 12th grade only, this was 11th) and recorded this one night in our dorm, I was lead vocals. We saved it on our shared network and it got out, mainly people thought it was dumb funny. A senior found it and shared it with my sister, who had graduated. 100
Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Over here trying to grill and these bills keep piling up 001
Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 19/08/2026As a real excel knower, these are the guy who makes the dunk contest each year but can’t get out of the D-league. Showboats Frauds Let me see that irr impact from the new mortality assumption on 5 million policies nerds 010
Reposted by TopoltergeistDingerTV @dinger.tv · 15/08/2026HOME RUN Joshua Báez (3) 368 ft (25°, 99.8 mph) off Matthew Boyd (83.0 mph Slider, 2474 rpm) STL 6-CHC 3 (T6, 1-0, 0 outs) www.mlb.com/video/matthew-boyd-in-p… 043
Reposted by TopoltergeistBrent Maguire @bmags94.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Joshua Báez has homered THREE times in his MLB debut. Unreal. 1330581
Reposted by TopoltergeistDingerTV @dinger.tv · 15/08/2026HOME RUN Joshua Báez (2) 382 ft (30°, 97.6 mph) off Matthew Boyd (77.8 mph Changeup, 1650 rpm) STL 4-CHC 3 (T4, 3-2, 0 outs) www.mlb.com/video/joshua-baez-homer… 1127
Reposted by TopoltergeistDingerTV @dinger.tv · 15/08/2026HOME RUN Joshua Báez (1) 449 ft (33°, 108.6 mph) off Matthew Boyd (93.4 mph 4-seam, 2150 rpm) STL 3-CHC 0 (T1, 0-0, 2 outs) www.mlb.com/video/joshua-baez-homer… 0228
Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 12/08/2026He was dating Whoopi Goldberg at the time! She was there! 010
Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This is how I use the Nintendo Music app for my kids. “No we can’t have ice cream tonight, here’s ‘Bowser’ from super mario world 2: Yoshi’s Island” 030
Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Replace “sexual assault” with “murder” and see where that logic takes you. 010
Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Christopher Nolan is below Michael Bay and just above Harmony Korine on any serious persons director tier list. The Odessey further confirms this 000
Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Honey I Shrunk the Kids: Big Trouble in Little China 010
Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s extremely tough to study when there’s a giant bear just chilling and it’s pissing off every dog in town. 000
Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Spanish guy building our fence told me happy fathers day before anyone in my family 000
Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 14/06/2026In other countries, they call soccer “American Football” 100
Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Having to use ticketmaster to by mlb tickets sucks so much 000
Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Watching a 2014 gdq and the audience is ideal for this type of show. 300 seat arena, 7 spectators. The social distancing only nerds knew about before 2020 000
Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Hey @ludacris please take over concourse C for my family 000
Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Handed the server a Dave and Busters member card at the airport and am going to jump off the jet bridge 000
Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Over 25% of the way through the mlb season. The last place cincinatti reds have the third best record in the American League 000
