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Zyxst

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Writer of Erotic Fanfic, Cyclone Ranger, Permanent Nobody, Meows Back at Cats in Videos.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 3h
He's also ruined "grok," using it as he does for an LLM that fundamentally fails, on multiple levels, the entire concept of "grokking." But this is the Billionaire Way, naming shit for things in their favorite books in ways that the original authors would likely look on in horror
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Jacob Burgess @jacobburgess.bsky.social · 3h
Just because you can doesn't mean you have to.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 5h
Weird Family Settles Disputes Calmly, Respectfully theonion.com/weird-family-settles-d…
Weird Family Settles Disputes Calmly, Respectfully
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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 6h
Absolutely howling at this cat’s name
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Jon Tetrino @tetrino.com · 55m
We finish Alan Wake 2. But we didn't do the DLC! So time to journey into the B-Movie scripts Alan wrote in Night Springs! twitch.tv/MooseAndTato
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Alan Wake 2: Number One Fan & Talking Fish
ALT: Alan Wake 2: Number One Fan & Talking Fish
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Zyxst @zyxst.bsky.social · 4h
Went to Canadian Tire and found 2 things we/I needed for the Clean Up the Bar Area. Found the 3 tier cup/spice jar shelving thing and a decent knife block.
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Zyxst @zyxst.bsky.social · 4h
Winners is scary as Hell to shop in. Small aisles, women who carry the spirits of my dead MIL, can't find anything for all the bric-a-brac. Winners is Hell. It's Hell.
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Nightleekタマネギ, but scary @nightleek.bandcamp.com · 5h
A.I. Artificial Intelligence For Tax Purposes
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Sophie Molly @sophiemolly.co.uk · 14/10/2026
#ProtectTheDolls
Fuck the BBC. Protect the dolls.
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Zyxst @zyxst.bsky.social · 10h
Feeshing #StardewValley www.twitch.tv/ckuemper
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Zyxst @zyxst.bsky.social · 19h
Skinwalkers drive buses in GTA 5. youtu.be/Z7Ge13cvD9Y?...
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You Were Never Meant To Follow GTA 5's NPCs
YouTube video by Koth
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Zyxst @zyxst.bsky.social · 20h
Dumb question: When someone is self-recording to their phone for TikTok, why does the person only record 5-8 second clips? Can phones just not handle recording for 1-5 minutes in one shot? Is it actual editing? Am I seeing shit that's not there?
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Zyxst @zyxst.bsky.social · 20h
Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: Earth Girls Are Easy for Tax Purposes
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Invertex @invertex.xyz · 15/10/2026
PSA: The latest NVIDIA App update adds a Default-ON option that allows AI Agents to control the app... Might want to turn it off.. Even aside from being lame AI features, that feels like making security even worse by defaulting it ON.
Screenshot of the Nvidia app's "Settings > Features" section.
Showing the newly added "AI Agents and App Connections" section.
The option for "Allow Agents to control NVIDIA App" is enabled by default.
This happened in version 11.0.9.565
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Nick Ostrem @nickostrem.swifties.social · 12/10/2026
Epic Handshake meme with Square-Enix fans and Frasier and Niles Crane shaking hands over “I question the quality of this port”
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Zyxst @zyxst.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Somewhere, Scream (1996) is being streamed for free. youtu.be/RrxePKps87k?...
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Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Red Right Hand (Official Video)
YouTube video by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
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Zyxst @zyxst.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Nutella peanut butter (not the chocolate hazelnut type) is very good, but it's not worth $7 CAD for 375 g jar.
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Zyxst @zyxst.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The power is still on, so #StardewValley time www.twitch.tv/ckuemper
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/10/2026
No Amount Of Training Could Have Prepared Cat For First Experience Seeing Mouse In Real Life theonion.com/no-amount-of-training-…
No Amount Of Training Could Have Prepared Cat For First Experience Seeing Mouse In Real Life
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 14/10/2026
📚 100 years ago today, Winnie-the-Pooh and his friends opened up a book to their enchanted Hundred Acre Wood. 🍯 🧸🐝🐰🐷 Read the full extent of their stories from a century ago at the Internet Archive. Courtesy of the #publicdomain.👇 archive.org/details/winn...
Black-and-white pen-and-ink illustration by E. H. Shepard of Winnie-the-Pooh sitting on a log and gazing upward beside a large tree. Behind him is a dark doorway at the tree’s base, with a sign reading “MR SANDERS” above it, a small bell, a hanging bell pull, and a partial note reading “RNIG ALSO.” A small pile of sticks lies on the ground to the right. Dense cross-hatching forms the tree.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/10/2026
Corn Named World’s Sexiest Plant
Corn Named World’s Sexiest Plant
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/10/2026
Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day theonion.com/entitled-child-expects…
Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
Girl Literally Wants Food To Be Handed To Her On A Plate
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Zyxst @zyxst.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You'll be happy to know the shirt I ordered a week ago had gotten its delivery label printed.
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Oh Boy Liz Lemon
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yesterday, Wizards informed us that it doesn’t intend to voluntarily recognize the D&D or Studio X units of our union ahead of a vote. We remain committed to creating a workplace focused on wellness, transparency, and collaboration by winning our coming election.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Don't give up. You can cuss the whole time. But don't give up. Says Skeletor definitely cussing the whole fucking time jfc.
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Zyxst @zyxst.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Maybe no strim tomorrow (Oct 15). There's a severe wind warning overnight and all day Thursday (40-100 kph; 25-62 mph) and we'll likely lose power.
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Zyxst @zyxst.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You don't know if I'm going to be responsive with words or a gaff ( all Newfoundlanders have one, dontchaknow?)
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Zyxst @zyxst.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'll talk when I have to; ie the receptionist at the doctor's office, the cashier at the store. I'm not hassling people that walk by me in the Dollarama. Next time this "I thought Newfoundlanders were nice" happens, I'm firing back with "You're mom was nice last night".
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Zyxst @zyxst.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
WTF is wrong with random strangers who HAVE to talk at me? I'm looking for a coffee mug tree and some rando starts up with "Oh, it's plastic..." I kept walking, but hubby went off about not talking to strangers. Rando responded with "I thought Newfoundlanders were nice people." She hasn't met many.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The plushies are back in stock now! Last time I got a bit ahead of myself getting excited too early, but now they're there for real! www.bewere.net/order.php?s=...
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are just coming home, arriving at their parking spot to find that the car next to their spot is parked just on the border painted between the two parking spots.
Blue: Ugh, the neighbour has parked right onto the divider line again.

Blue frowns behind the wheel, while Green sits on the passenger seat, looking unbothered.
Blue: Would you mind getting out of the car so I can park?
Green: Sure.

Having parked his car right next to the line as well, Blue peers out of the driver's seat. Green is standing outside, observing the parking job.
Blue: Am I still in our spot?
Green: Yep, you're in.

Blue's car is now parked right onto the border of the parking spot, so close to the neighbour's car that it would be impossible for the neighbour to open the driver's side door. Satisfied with the work well done, the foxes leave.
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Sasquatch @sasquatch1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We paved paradise to put up a (checks notes) datacenter.
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
absolutely disgusting to shamelessly gloat about vibecoding your product as you're charging ahead to devalue an entire industry and several art forms with copious amounts of AI confetti hyperslop, depriving real artists and developers of oxygen
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Zyxst @zyxst.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The beginning is hard #StardewValley www.twitch.tv/ckuemper
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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dear Mr Turner, Re your otherwise excellent painting ‘The Fighting Temeraire, tugged to her last berth to be broken up’, I have one suggestion for how it could be improved:
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Zest @zestdotorg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my favourite line i've read in a Galactic Racer review
Screenshot of an article reading: "The heart of Galactic Racer is your Scouse-coded, four-armed alien ape mechanic doing significant levels of fraud so she can weld together a death machine that’s about to turn the wife of rival podracer Temu Pringles into a fucking widow."
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Someone said to me, "I'm sorry but I got your book from a library." Nobody should ever apologise for that. You read my book! That's brilliant! I grew up hanging out in libraries and the idea of a world without them fills me with dread. Without libraries, authors, like readers, will only suffer.
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Archive this for the military historians
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May Of The Dead 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @keab42.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My hips don't lie but they sure do complain a lot.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else. Says Skeletor knowing this is true and still not liking it.
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Dix @dixonij.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's wild how the AI companies avoid the proper language computer science agreed upon years ago for a piece of software that autonomously uploads and replicates... It's a chatbot with a fucking computer worm stapled to it.
Computer worm

This article is about malicious software which can self-replicate. For the data storage device, see write once read many. For other uses, see Worm (disambiguation).

Not to be confused with Computer virus.

A computer worm is a standalone malware computer program that replicates itself in order to spread to other computers.[1] It often uses a computer network to spread itself, relying on security failures on the target computer to access it. It will use this machine as a host to scan and infect other computers. When these new worm-invaded computers are controlled, the worm will continue to scan and infect other computers using these computers as hosts, and this behavior will continue.[2] Computer worms use recursive methods to copy themselves without host programs and distribute themselves based on exploiting the advantages of exponential growth, thus controlling and infecting more and more computers in a short time.[3] Worms almost always cause at least some harm to the network, even if only by consuming bandwidth, whereas viruses almost always corrupt or modify files on a targeted computer
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Zyxst @zyxst.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I met a man whose name was Pierre He charged a 10X markup but I didn't care #StardewValley www.twitch.tv/ckuemper
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Dave Krantz @weskrantz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
living with a cat is mostly just having random cardboard boxes everywhere that you can’t throw out
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026
American Support For Indigenous Peoples’ Day Significantly Increases After Learning It Still 3-Day Weekend theonion.com/american-support-for-i…
American Support For Indigenous Peoples’ Day Significantly Increases After Learning It Still 3-Day Weekend
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is the phone they use in a movie where the villain wears a double-breasted suit and has mining rights in the asteroid belt
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026
So-Called Professional Gamer Not Even Racist theonion.com/so-called-professional…
So-Called Professional Gamer Not Even Racist
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Paul Shelley @paulshelley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Picking the Vega origin in Squadron 42
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