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Zulf

@zulf.bsky.social
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26/Nonbinary Weirdo who is the literal color purple

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/09/2026
I walk into a Chipotle to eat a very late lunch and a guy who is either altered or otherwise having a time sees me and mutters “man sometimes you just tryna get outta the rain and a fuckin gigantic white girl walk in with her tall ass fuckin giant pussy probably” sorry man yeah that’s on me
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/05/2026
Nicer Shampoo Tragically Worth The Extra Money theonion.com/nicer-shampoo-tragical…
Nicer Shampoo Tragically Worth The Extra Money
Pricier Product Resented For Its Higher Quality
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
his time is eternal. www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s...
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
his moment has arrived
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Remleiz - 40K Theories @remleiz.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I bet this guy sounds like Starscream
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Centurii chan @centuriichan.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
ancient problems require ancient solutions
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.
A drawing of Marge from The Simpsons wearing Piccolo's cape from Dragon Ball. She's hunched forward just like Piccolo does, charging up energy for firing the Makansap... Makakakkasapap... Makakapottamus... 
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...The Special Beam Cannon.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/10/2025
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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Mars Rey 🗡️🩸 @royalsea.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
hades brainrot hours
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/10/2025
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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KevinRAGES 🍍 🍕 @kevinrages.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Hair down Mira just because. #huntrix #kpopdemonhunters #mira
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KevinRAGES 🍍 🍕 @kevinrages.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Tech Witch Petra Venj 🧙‍♀️ #destiny2art #petravenj #destiny2
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Owlcat Games @owlcatgames.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
We are excited to announce The Expanse: Osiris Reborn, a new sci-fi action RPG based on The Expanse. Become a captain of the most advanced ship in the universe, gather a crew, and challenge one of the most powerful enemies humankind has ever faced. Watch the trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIQi...
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/06/2025
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 09/04/2025
I think it's time for me to announce my next role! As of March 31st, I've joined the World of Warcraft team as a Senior Narrative Designer! 💛⚔️ I'll be helping out for the next six months. I'm very excited to be at Blizzard working on such a beloved game.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/02/2025
i bet convicting a member of the aristocracy via citizen's tribunal felt good as hell for the citizens
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Kid Named Five Albums @toskarin.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
yeah I'm an airship mechanic. I got that big ass wrench and the boots that are too big, but also, and this is important, goggles I do not use correctly
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Darkest Dungeon @darkestdungeon.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
"Go with grace into the great beyond..." We at Red Hook are heartbroken to confirm the passing of our beloved voice actor, Wayne June.
An image of the faces of The Ancestor from Darkest Dungeon, and The Academic from Darkest Dungeon II. A torch glows between their two faces. The images reads: "Ancestor, Academic, Artist & friend. Wayne June. Twelve years ago, Tyler and I reached out to Wayne, humbly asking him to narrate our indie game’s trailer. Since those magical moments when we first paired his reading with the footage, it has been an incredible and fulfilling collaboration. Wayne’s singular baritone and masterful cadence elevated everything he read. He was a consummate professional, and his love of his craft was an inspiration. His inimitable work is woven into the very fabric of our industry in a way that cannot be forgotten.

It is one of my life’s greatest honors to have written for him this past decade. Though I never got to shake his hand, I knew him to be a friend.

Thank you, Wayne.

-Chris Bourassa, for Tyler Sigman and the Red Hook team"
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Vaati @vaatividya.com · 14/01/2025
Thiollier's Prepare to Cry episode premieres live in an hour! See you there youtu.be/E2ViP3nO8pc?...
youtu.be
An Elden Ring Movie ► The Poison of Thiollier
YouTube video by VaatiVidya
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KevinRAGES 🍍 🍕 @kevinrages.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Like a pretzel ☠️ Galacta vs Unicron #marvelrivals #galacta #transformers #unicron
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KevinRAGES 🍍 🍕 @kevinrages.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
If you see this, post a rabbit (or two) Mara Sov & Petra Venj (January 2023) #destiny2art #marasov #petravenj
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Kay Fear Atkinson - Perfect Killer Bodies out Nov. 10 @tinylesbianrobot.itch.io · 18/11/2024
So I'd like to talk a little bit about the consumerism and anti-intellectualism that results in the cultural obsession with "cozy" fiction and YA, and how that impacts other forms of art, as someone in the business of writing challenging adult fiction this will be a long thread, strap in
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Lana Belém🌿 @lanabelem.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Lest is sooOOO💕💕 #arcane
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 13/11/2024
Don't use AI images. Don't use them for your pfp. Don't use them for your banner. Don't use them for memes.
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jake-o’-lantern 🎃 @baronduki.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 27/10/2024
that is a 1994-1998 Daihatsu Hijet and its bed has 3,740 square inches of cargo space. The Cybertruck has 3,672 square inches of bed space
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Kaban (BangDacy) 🔞 @bangdacy.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
[🎉5K FOLLOWER 🔞 SKETCH GIVEAWAY🎉] TYSM for 5k followers! Let's celebrate! 😈3 RANDOM WINNERS! How to enter: ▶️ Follow 🔁 Share 💙 Like 💭 Comment 🔞 ONLY ⚠️ AGE/BIRTH YEAR IN BIO ❌ ONE ENTRY PER PERSON. NO MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS ⚠️I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO ASK TO CHANGE/TURN DOWN A REQUEST IF UNCOMFORTABLE.
A picture showing details for Kaban's 5K Follower giveaway.

It reads:

"5K FOLLOWER SKETCH GIVEAWAY
3 RANDOM WINNERS ENDS: NOV 6
HOW TO ENTER:
Follow @kaban.bsky.social
Share on bluesky
Like (Optional)
Comment character (optional)

WILL DRAW: 
• Up to two characters.
• Characters of any gender/sexuality
• Characters of any body shape
• OCs
• Furry
• Monsterfucking
• Etc.

WON'T DRAW:
• Underaged characters.
• Incest.
• Loli/shota.
• Noncon/dubcon.
• Design from scratch.
• Complex armor/weapons/machines.
• Bigoted/Offensive content
• Real People
• Etc."

A sketch of Shiny Chariot AKA Ursula Calistis is on the left side. She says "WIN A FREE NSFW SKETCH!"
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay? ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
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KevinRAGES 🍍 🍕 @kevinrages.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Lingerie on the goth warlock And a tiny bit muscle here and there 💦
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Express 🪐 @expressilla.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
one of my fav D2 pieces 🧡💙 #Destiny2 #destiny2art
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Bloodborne Reskeet if you agree
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Robin-Yann Storm @rystorm.com · 26/07/2023
Someone told me that this app may seem very empty because of this default setting that requires replies to have 2 likes or more before they show up. Indeed! I changed it so that all replies show up, and suddenly the place seems much more lively. I highly recommend changing it in your settings.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2023
on god we are going to put you in a sack and beat you with hammers
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