iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

one day you look around and everyone's got plantar fasciitis

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yeah it strikes me as a "oh i COULD do this *smirk*" situation and it's just being vocalized for the response

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if my problem is "i want to do my important tech man work rather than spend time with my baby" creating a situation in which "my baby is now actively using my work device" does not seem to solve it

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

i think the guy talking about having his phone read an audiobook in his AI voice mostly said that to get positive comments from his in-group and screencap disparagement from the outgroup because in practical terms what he is suggesting does not make sense

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bro this girl who teases me and uneases me all the better just to please me, who is precocious and knows just what it takes to make a pro blush, i think she's a spy working on behalf of the other girls to discover our secrets

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i know we're all excited about the weird amazon profile page but honestly mine's boring, it thinks i have a hamster for some reason but everything else is normal. meanwhile, my credit card (?) appears to think i live in San Francisco, uh, because, i ate at a restaurant in Boston?

About 1% of customers of Restaurants in Boston, MA live here (San Francisco????)

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BASSETT: I am the most beautiful woman alive and I'm dying to fuck you FIENNES: Sorry but I am too hung up on my ex, Juliette Lewis LEWIS: I hope you die by the way

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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

wore my Ernest Scared Stupid t-shirt while on errands today and got two compliments on it (pharmacist and barber). safe to say it's the most popular shirt i own

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Hemingway eat your heart out

r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 07/10/2026

Boot cut? Mine don't even have a dick

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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Got some Environment Art contract positions coming up soon, so watch this space awesome Unreal environment art people (EU timezones)!

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im so jealous of people born earlier than me who got to be feline morphs in the 90s!!!

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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

everyone should watch the movie SLEEPWALKERS (1992)

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If you have not watched Sleepwalkers recently, you can't imagine how confusing this -- three or four times in the movie, this track starts up youtu.be/JKQwgpaLR6o and it's so physically uncomfortable when Lauryn Hill fails to show up

youtu.be

Enya ~ Boadicea

YouTube video by forevernovember

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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

jason attempting to draw tng characters from memory

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when i am playing a videogame and there's a dog and i can't hit it with a tool? well, why am i even playing

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the onion was funnier when they made actual jokes instead of repeating the same bad-faith digs over and over again under the cover of "satire"

front page of the onion declaring me a "Renowned Coward" who will flee a haunted house well before sunrise

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[trying to sext] I’m gonna suck on it ‘til naught but ash remains

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm tentatively pro-Digger for if there must be movie discourse it should seemingly have come from nowhere and be utterly opaque in a way that's truly refreshing; as far as I can tell the main question is if people really liked it, but always phrased in a way leaving the asker's own thoughts obscure

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Sucks to be running out of rare earth elements if only we had known they were so rare

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it's very quickly become part of my dialogue too

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haaaaaate it when i unwittingly demonstrate something

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