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"Software," I said. "In every sense."

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A smug man says "man, don't you realize we live in a simulation?" The smug man proceeds to shit his pants. Another man asks "did you just shit yourself?" The smug man says "the shit isn't real, idiot."
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
A digital illustration of Skeletor as depicted in the 80s He-Man cartoon. For those unfamiliar he is a a blue man with a fantasy bodybuilder physique. He wears a cross-body harness with some little bones at the center and a matching purple hood that frames hood face which is somehow just a yellow skull. Here he is seen yelling up to the sky and shaking his little blue fists at the heavens. Cutting him off at mid-abs is some gleaming 3D lettering in the style of the Masters of the Universe logo that reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The wish granter
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 10/06/2026
We DO NOT ACCEPT Haunted Coins! This Means: • NO Currently Haunted Coins • NO Previously Haunted Coins. Sorry—Can’t Risk It • NO Haunted Coins That ‘Your Guy’ Says Are ‘Barely Haunted’. If Your Guy Loves Them So Much, He Can Buy Them • OK To Possessed Coins, That’s Different
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uel @greaterrealityarea.net · 04/06/2026
Who called it Philip K Dick’s Valis Trilogy and not Romestuck
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Pedant that I am, I'm compelled to note that Philip K. Dick wrote about something rather like this
"You understand," Sam Regan said to the new member Barney Mayerson, "that we're going to spend the translated period listening to and watching Pat's new Great Books animator-you know, the device they've just brought out on Terra... you're surely more familiar with it than we are, Barney, so maybe you ought to explain it to us."

Barney, dutifully, said, "You insert one of the Great Books, for instance Moby Dick, into the reservoid. Then you138

PHILIP K. DICK

set the controls for long or short. Then for funny version, or same-as-book or sad version. Then you set the style-indicator as to which classic Great Artist you want the book animated like. Dali, Bacon, Picasso... the medium-priced Great Books animator is set up to render in cartoon form the styles of a dozen system-famous artists; you specify which ones you want when you originally buy the thing. And there are options you can add later that provide even more."

"Terrific," Norm Schein said, radiating enthusiasm. "So what you get is a whole evening's entertainment, say sad version in the style of Jack Wright of like for instance Vanity Fair. Wow!"

Sighing, Fran said dreamily, "How it must have resounded in your soul, Barney, to have lived so recently on Terra. You seem to carry the vibrations with you still."

"Heck, we get it all," Norm said, "when we're translated." Impatiently he reached for the undersize supply of Can-D. "Let's start." Taking his own slice he chewed with vigor. "The Great Book I'm going to turn into a full-length funny cartoon version in the style of De Chirico will be-" Не pondered. "Um, The Meditations of Marcus Aurelius."

"Very witty," Helen Morris said cuttingly. "I was going to suggest Augustine's Confessions in the style of Lichten stein-funny, of course."
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
"did 9/11 happen in Bluey canon" the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator etc etc"
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Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Always exciting to see the Avignon Papacy in the news
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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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My Password is Louvre @bmceuen.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Any mention of Dune requires me to post this gem
Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress)
@rebeccaferguson.com

This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request.

why on earth would you message me if you were real

I need you to watch my movies.

the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies?

I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft.

In Dune 2 l played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Fitzcarraldo (1982)
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 05/02/2026
soon all uncle bobs will be replaceable
A LinkedIn Post using an extremely dull Bob Martin tweet about coding agents as proof that tech labor will soon be fungible
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 23/01/2026
Hate? Sure. I hear you. I can tell you all about that, but it would take quite a while — I have 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex, after all. Let me know if you want to take a break.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 19/01/2026
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Holy hell, what an obituary
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Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program
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Rav @rvbdrm.com · 09/01/2026
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
wait did I really never post this one
“you wouldn’t download a car” meme format but instead it says “you wouldn’t winter’s night a traveler”
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 20/06/2025
The software design literature is 98% platitudes and tautologies by volume. So when I say that this book is extremely, thoroughly wrong - I disagree with nearly every premise and conclusion - I hope you can understand how exciting that is. A post is forthcoming.
Brad Cox’s SuperdistributionMany, many post-it bookmarks
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srrrse @without.boats · 29/04/2025
Talking about programming is hard because none of us know anything about it, so instead we invent metaphors for programming and talk about those.
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 16/03/2025
honestly, that’s a really solid Deleuze puppet
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 12/03/2025
I wrote about software maintenance, entropy, and the myth of the broken window: explaining.software/archive/comp...
explaining.software
complexity as entropy
In a random dataset, there are no internal relationships; with each element, our explanation must begin anew.
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 12/03/2025
I wrote about software maintenance, entropy, and the myth of the broken window: explaining.software/archive/comp...
explaining.software
complexity as entropy
In a random dataset, there are no internal relationships; with each element, our explanation must begin anew.
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 11/03/2025
spring cleaning
a disassembled keyboard with Topre switches
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 18/02/2025
Elements of Clojure is now available as a free PDF: elementsofclojure.com
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Elements of Clojure
Polanyi calls this "tacit knowledge", a thing which we only understand as part of something else. When we speak, we do not focus on making sounds, we focus on our words. We understand the muscular act of speech, but would struggle to explain it.
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 18/02/2025
Elements of Clojure is now available as a free PDF: elementsofclojure.com
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Elements of Clojure
Polanyi calls this "tacit knowledge", a thing which we only understand as part of something else. When we speak, we do not focus on making sounds, we focus on our words. We understand the muscular act of speech, but would struggle to explain it.
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sam @stellman.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
the profiles of contact between a piano's capstan and whippen
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 05/02/2025
I wrote about the fifty (50) posts that Ron Jeffries has written about solving Sudoku: explaining.software/archive/the-...
explaining.software
the sudoku affair
In 2006, Ron Jeffries wrote a series of posts describing his attempts to build a Sudoku solver. He began by wrapping a class around a simple datatype for the...
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 05/02/2025
I wrote about the fifty (50) posts that Ron Jeffries has written about solving Sudoku: explaining.software/archive/the-...
explaining.software
the sudoku affair
In 2006, Ron Jeffries wrote a series of posts describing his attempts to build a Sudoku solver. He began by wrapping a class around a simple datatype for the...
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Apropos Cast @aproposclojure.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Today on Apropos, 2pm EST, we'll have @ztellman.ideolalia.com in the hot seat. Tune in to watch and chat live here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wN-...
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Apropos Clojure 2025-01-28
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 15/01/2025
I wrote about why the best software resembles trashy genre fiction: explaining.software/archive/stat...
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state and trace
When we say fiction belongs to a genre, we mean that it builds upon familiar themes and structures. By assigning a genre — a slasher flick, or a comedy of...
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 15/01/2025
I wrote about why the best software resembles trashy genre fiction: explaining.software/archive/stat...
explaining.software
state and trace
When we say fiction belongs to a genre, we mean that it builds upon familiar themes and structures. By assigning a genre — a slasher flick, or a comedy of...
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 09/01/2025
I wrote about structuralism and the frontend/backend continuum: explaining.software/archive/stru...
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structuralism
The idea of structure, as used in this newsletter, is nothing new. It was first introduced by Ferdinand de Saussure in 1916, in his enormously influential...
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 09/01/2025
I wrote about structuralism and the frontend/backend continuum: explaining.software/archive/stru...
explaining.software
structuralism
The idea of structure, as used in this newsletter, is nothing new. It was first introduced by Ferdinand de Saussure in 1916, in his enormously influential...
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☁️🏰☁️☁️ @castlesinthe.ski · 28/11/2024
this is the best thing I’ve read on what makes a good PR and how to get better at reviewing code
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 28/11/2024
I wrote about why the current generation of AI developers is so underwhelming, and what I think it’d take to do better: explaining.software/archive/seni...
explaining.software
senior developer agents
When you're responsible for a junior developer, there's an early, crucial milestone: they know when to ask for help. Before this milestone, every task must...
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ben linsay @blen.blinsay.com · 13/11/2024
continuing my trend of earnestly posting about tech: I started a company Ian and I started Junction because everything in platform/infrastructure is too damn hard and we're arrogant enough to believe the world could be a little bit better. www.junctionlabs.io/blog/platfor...
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Platforms Need New Building Blocks
Junction Labs’ mission is to empower platform builders with a service to service networking platform that bridges the developer-operator divide. This is essential to fixing how much applications teams...
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 30/10/2024
I wrote about how the Agile methodology failed to achieve its original goals, and had to settle for something else: explaining.software/archive/the-...
explaining.software
the death of the architect
Once upon a time, every project began with the creation of a canonical design document. This was called the system architecture, because it "rightly...
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 23/10/2024
I wrote about how each software project has its own notion of progress: explaining.software/archive/maki...
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making things better
Previously, we explored how abstract explanations, paired with intent, become specific. And in our case, the intent is almost always to improve our software....
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 16/10/2024
I wrote about why abstract metaphors are a useful tool in software design: explaining.software/archive/inte...
explaining.software
intent and implication
There was, in the mid 2010s, a popular formula for explaining a new startup: "Uber, but for ____." This was a metaphor: the startup, despite targeting a...
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 09/10/2024
I wrote about the treachery of spatial metaphors: explaining.software/archive/stru...
explaining.software
structures as paths
In the fractal-metaphor, our software is an open space. Each reader traverses that space, noting new details as they come into view. When our software is...
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 06/08/2024
For the past few years, I've been working on a book about software design. Lately, I've been feeling the need to ensure that its core ideas resonate with a broader audience. As such, I've started a newsletter: explaining.software/archive/a-br... I'll be posting new material weekly.
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a brief introduction
As software designers, our goal is to reduce complexity. We want our software to be easier to understand, and easier to change. These are not distinct...
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nostalgia of the finite @ztellman.ideolalia.com · 11/05/2023
just setting up my friendster
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