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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV

@zorotl.bsky.social
281 followers 155 following 2.3K posts

I have a blue house With a blue window Blue is the colour of all that I wear Blue are the streets And all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so blue

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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An ex remarked I "Ate like a cat" during the exit interview.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wokescold? Well bring them in and let them warm up by the fire.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'd be more willing to hear out intelligent design if they were capable of accepting flaws in biology as a designer NOT being perfect.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Does the C-suite know their new initiative rests squarely on the shoulders of a guy listening to Light of the Jerma unironically?
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Folding@Home, except you're web scraping into a centralized storage with your residential IP address. They can't block all of us.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Much better. It also finished by the time I posted this.
Graphs showing 16 CPU cores working hard
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Doing a weekend ML project involving Sponsorblock data. Need to scrape videos. I had the smart idea of taking the titles of the videos from Sponsorblock, and using it as a quick "pre filter". If the title is english, the video is *probably* english. I forgot to parallelize ~12 million checks
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Alright. Its been long enough. TIme for me to finally come out. I hate inheritance. It should be intuitive. But when I try to do approach it in that intuitive way, I find out I have to have "Recursive Generics" so that the inherited builder from the parent doesn't just become the parent's again.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I have much deeper morals, but on god, if a candidate supports bombing spam call centers, I'll vote for them. I do not care anymore. I am tired of getting calls about loans. I want them dead. I am a single issue voter now, and its whoever starts sending Tomahawk missiles into their living rooms.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 06/08/2026
This is Bruce. He prefers his sticks with a little pizazz. 13/10 (IG: brucewaynethegoldenboy)
a golden retriever trots along a cement pathway outside with a city skyline in the distance. his front left paw is suspended in the air as he has been caught mid-step. he looks over at the camera with a little grin. he's holding a long leafy branch in his mouth. can't believe his luck at finding this razzle dazzle stick.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Orgasm denial from a sex bot, but its getting you close then forcing you to watch an ad for Battlecats before continuing
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Nikko (Meaningless Random Numbers) @nikkoguy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
DEMO OUT NOW! Meaningless Random Numbers is an Incremental Horror Game about earning cash through Random Number Generators but be cautious, God is Watching... store.steampowered.com/app/4211060/...
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Which is heavier: an ounce of gold or an ounce of feathers? An ounce of gold. Because gold is measured with troy ounces, which are 10% heavier than an avoirdupois ounce.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Cinematic comic movies finally hitting the same problem of comic books, where people are unwilling to play catchup. In <10 years, there's gonna be a reboot storyline.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Meme idea: bad smart boyfriend vs good smart boyfriend vs ASCENDED BEING OF LIGHT
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Game side quest idea: you get scammed out of your money irl
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Pet play but its a salt water aquarium. You sit on the counter and I occasionally stare at you
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Update no one asked for: hand written notes and a heavy amount of help led me to a repair store that had moved. Then I realized there was a more local place. Walk there, can't get in, walk back, email asking how I get in the building, walk back, drop the phone off, walk home. Nothing since.
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Like actually died, not chargeable dead. Hitting me again and again how dependent I am. "Well I could write the directions down on the notes a- no I can't." "I could order an uber... but if I need MFA..." "Could call s-" "Could call someone on another phone if I check my cont-"
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My phone just died and my dependence on it for GPS is rapidly setting in.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I miss when you could have gif avatars. This would be mine
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I still love how my searches end up being fodder for targeted marketing that still misses the target. I searched for replacement mop heads for my Movahome mop/vacuum. Please make all of my ads the robot I already purchased. I am ecstatic I don't have to see anything else.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I'm going to be even more controversial. The edibles *themselves* should do something to make them less appetizing. Not picking on cannabis, as I think gummy vitamins are not safe as a product concept either. It shouldn't taste great to dose yourself with anything.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Some put men into the sea, and some put the sea into men. Thats why its called semen.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
i drink grapefruit juice on prime numbered days specifically to confuse my pharmacist am I a bad person
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This brought me joy.
A photo of a stovetop with a casserole and an open bag of chips right behind it. With the stove dials in the background, the bag looks like a giant excited mouth with eyes very happy about the casserole. Next to the photo is digital art recreating the photo as an actual super happy creature holding a casserole
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Its always "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" and never "I feel like I ate a horse" Really says something about the greed in our society.
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
oh to be a creature splish splashing in the mud
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I've programmed an AI video lady with giant honkers to read my posts on youtube in order to Reach The Voters
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Nobody can teach you how to grieve but death itself, and I loathe every lesson given.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
How grandpa looks when grandma hands him the phone and he has to listen to a five year old babble as he tries to keep his eyes on wheel of fortune
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The biggest obstacle to immortality research is that every person who wants it wants it for themselves, but all medical advances stem from those who want to help others. It's almost poetic.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Calling boobs "big ol' slappers" pisses of the bourgeoisie.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This shirt, but the condition is "sadomasochism". I'd wear it.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Drank two more. I wanna drive a F-350 right now.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Plugged the drinking into a bac calculator. I'm dizzy as fuck and impulsive. More than I've drank before. IM STill below the fucking driving limit??? what the actual hell is wrong with this country.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Why does alcohol make me dizzy. Is the vestibular system stupid?
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Adam Becker @adambecker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Happy 4/20 everyone I am sorry to inform you that this appears to be real
Gudtrip
The first agentic cannabis device

Not just a vape. A connected earning device. Gudtrip combines premium cannabis, blockchain rewards, and AI-powered asset tools in one product
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I broke my leg and am bleeding heavily. First thing I do, obviously, is check Yelp reviews for the best rated hospital.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’m sorry but the rest of your life is going to be spent finding out about some new weird annoying guy, and then finding out he died
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
We're all one big fappy hamily
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
On today's episode of Philosopher or Serial Killer: "Terror and atrocious suffering turn the mouth into the organ of rending screams"
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
🎩 🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩 👁️ 👁️ 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Salesforce showed a survey in the documentation "how likely are you to recommend Salesforce to a business having similar business issues" MF you ARE the business issues.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
smash. Next.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
You don't end up in this predicament by making good choices. He deserves to be there.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I am actually conceived without the seed of man, just like Jesus. it is just a coincidence that the conception happened on my parent's honeymoon.
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Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV @zorotl.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I had an idea for a dumb AI thing: input any tweet/skeet/comment, and it decides which deadly sin it most closely represents. This would be sloth, for example.
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