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PLDH @pldhnet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Need everyone to see this
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jeez at least when I used to be haunted by this, it was only on Scotland rugby match days. Nearby bagpipes are the worst kind of noise pollution.
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Film-Noir Author: In my book I invented the Toontown Freeway as a cautionary tale. Robert Moses exiting a time machine: At long last, we have created the Toontown Freeway from classic sci-fi novel Don't Build The Toontown Freeway.
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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am now keeping this on speed-dial
Edited old IBM printout in black caps on off-white paper.
'A computer can never be held accountable
Therefore a computer must always do the hacking haha what are they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao'
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah I think the restrictions on sizes are global but I don’t recall ever having had someone make a point of it. I only have a little baby power bank though, maybe they just laugh at me as it goes past.
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More seriously it seems the ICAO (international) guidance recommends against using them to charge in flight but does not prohibit it: www.icao.int/filebrowser/... I guess I’d be expecting to see this get more strict everywhere over time.
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The flight I learned about this rule on was also SAS! Given their sideline as special forces maybe the aggro is understandable
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Actually no here’s EASA guidance saying you shouldn’t use them: www.easa.europa.eu/en/downloads... As I understand it there have been a lot of on board fires but I really thought this was something people decided globally 😅
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have just been reading up about this and it seems like it might be an airline specific thing?
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On planes? There was some kind of additional limit put on power banks recently where you can’t use them in flight, but I’ve only actually seen that limit in a flight to the US so I thought it was international 😅
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is amazingly enigmatic, I’ve not encountered a transatlantic divide on power banks specifically
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Operations Skills: PRIMARILY KAFKA AND CASSANDRA BUT I CAN MAKE ANY SORT OF PREDICTION AND HAVE IT IGNORED BY ANY TYPE OF BUREAUCRACY
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Huh, I did _something_ which replaced it with a cool one with cucumber eyes
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I think if you do a lesson it lets you change it to something less horrifying
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Be careful, I went down this road and wore a trilby for a while
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
hello from beautiful sunny and rainy edinburgh
princess st fountain, the castle, and two rainbows in the sky above
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I started doing this a while ago too and it’s one of the most useful little self-checks I’ve ever done. Really recommend to everyone.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/10/2025
Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

SAM NEILL

GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR

If you were to commit a murder,

how would you do it?

It's got to be big! No slipping

something into someones drink, that's just

pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a

stain on the road. There's probably a couple

of people I'd put under a steamroller,

but I won't say who they are, otherwise

when they see a steamroller coming

their way they'll be on full alert. And

steamrollers don't go very fast...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2026
U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables theonion.com/u-k-weighs-social-medi…
U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables
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Trinket @trinketbirdy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
No seriously they're stuck in a shit pub being yelled at by Fatboy Slim
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Cool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Some heroes don't wear capes
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
Screenshot from the paywall on a Wired article that reads: “You’ve read your last free article.”
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Ugh I used to live at Haymarket and it’d be just outside my window. The younger pipers in particular turn out not to know very many songs
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
(I have the weekend before my week of “business” due to another business trip being the week before 🥲)
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I am fairly sure I know people who know San Francisco, please send me suggestions if you have them
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Here you go, no lights
Tarmac path surrounded by trees without lampposts
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Definitely surfaced but I don’t think it’s lit
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Neil Slorance @neilslorance.com · 08/05/2026
Just enjoying this before the regionals kick in
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Cheers Luke, I am! Hope all is well with you despite recent events.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 12/04/2026
more like Loser Orbán
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 05/04/2026
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Not relatable 🥺
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Becky Hawkins @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Calvin’s dad as the Sicko meme, wearing a helmet and bike outfit, looking through the window saying “yes… ha ha ha… yes!”
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 19/03/2026
also: a lot of tech people have always had a very narrow and reductive idea of what other jobs involve, a phenomenon that genAI has now extended to their own jobs
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
wait, fuck, this is gorillaz
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Calum @zootm.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Now I’m wondering why I’ve never been asked
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Cast image for the upcoming Mario movie, showing that Donald Glover is playing... Yoshi
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Books That Burn @booksthatburn.com · 07/03/2026
A delightful site! youraislopbores.me
Interface for "your ai slop bores me" where I asked "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
the "ai" responded "If a woodchuck could chuck wood, the amount of wood that a woodchuck could chuck would be around chuck thousand kgs of wood. Do you have any more questions?"
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Ed Newton-Rex @ednewtonrex.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The House of Lords Digital & Communications Committee just published their report on AI, copyright & the creative industries, and their conclusions could not be clearer. 🧵 1/5
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Dan Holt @danielsholt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking
Show
Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen
Prue Leith
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nia (cia asset) @nia.is.fckn.gay · 06/02/2026
L + Ratio + Cope + Seethe + Send + Sync + 'static
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jneen @jneen.ca · 04/02/2026
every once in a while i am reminded that sudo has a logo, a fact which i had blissfully forgotten
a logo depiction of a horrifying sandwich character with bugged out eyes and teeth, with the word "SUDO" plastered on the bottom
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 17/01/2026
Game show host standing in front of a neon sign saying IS THAT GOOD? As the audience yells the question
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
“Every line of code is written without reason, maintained out of weakness, and deleted by chance.” Jean-Paul Sartre’s Programming in ANSI C
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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