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@zombietre.bsky.social
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Will be infrequently funny here, just like everywhere else. Behold my apathy. MN Sports, Music, Humor, Whiskey, Animals, Charcuterie, Alchemy Not in that exact order

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Dusty Evely 🎃 @dustyevely.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not sure if this is common knowledge but I had no idea Willem Dafoe was at the Ice Bowl.
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is the single season team lob record?
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Hoop Informatics @hoopinformatics.com · 06/10/2026
Bones Hyland --> Jonathan Kuminga 🔨
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
DAZN is the feeling you get when you pay for something and nothing happens.
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Eric Thompson @ericjthompson81.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my God this graphic
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kyler with the uncanny ability to ignore the first or second options and then check down.
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Harry Smith got his ass saved by that flag.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London. This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
open.spotify.com/track/2rw5cb...
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Dough
Key Glock · Yellow Tape · Song · 2020
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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matt harvey @mattdoc32.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
how are you
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Should I eat food today or only whisky?
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Pankaj Tripathi: Jug Jug Jeeyo आशीर्वाद
Alt: Pankaj Tripathi: Jug Jug Jeeyo आशीर्वाद
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Ray, physical media enthusiast @fatassets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Little brown jugPj fleck with blood smear on his faceI wanna punch god in the faceSPORTS
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am now a juggalo
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catchclifford.bsky.social @catchclifford.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes we both Oh yes we both Oh yes, we both reached for The jug, the jug, the jug, the jug Oh yes, we both reached for the jug For the jug
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MN called a TO bc they had too many on the field...tough break
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Michigan's 2026 Offensive Game Plan (HSR) @hooverstreetrag.org · 03/10/2026
Well, sometimes he does throw like he has stigmata on his hands, so...
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weight room, Pham
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How is that not a live play?
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy shit
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LFG!!!
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Taylor just has no juice. This is a reverse jinx post.
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just terrible play calling
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gophersforcingmetopourwhisky.com
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Call timeout you coward
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Timeline is blaming Drake Lindsey but what is that fucking play call?
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What the fuck was that? #gophers
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A squirrel is standing inside and peeking over the top rim of a hollowed out pumpkin. The top of the pumpkin can be seen behind. The squirrel is wearing a slouchy black witch hat with orange stripes and holding a squirrel-sized chef knife. The knife is because the squirrel has carved the words ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN’ in the side of the pumpkin and in the ground in front the word ‘TODAY’ has been spelled with stringy orange pumpkin guts with seeds scattered all around.
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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@ Phillies/Braves broadcast booth:
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Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man, Vasgergian is annoying.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JJ knows the playbook now?
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Murray, what are you doing?
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Goodbye MN Twins. We will see you boys next year. A lot of exciting young players developed or got a first taste and I am ready to believe they will all be great next year.
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bless Northwestern for kicking the FG for the over. #gamblor
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Joe Ingles packing the stat line
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Note to self: watch everything Darren Gilshenan is in.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Actually they rolled back a rule and it’s no longer disqualifying for a human to do that with Colts.
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Jon Marthaler @jonmarthaler.com · 20/09/2026
The Vikings winning twice with Carson Wentz is like entering a tractor with three wheels in an F1 race and winning because all the other teams crashed on the first turn or slid into a wall when it started raining
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Big man loses some weight and says he feels better and the TL shitting on him for being bigger in the first place. Smh.
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm not sure how to prepare you for quite literally the goofiest looking hit-by-pitch I've ever seen
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This Gopher defense is no bueno
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
just put five grand on Kalshi on never getting five grand
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
thank you Josh Jobe for saving America from overtime
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Benj Edwards @benjedwards.com · 03/09/2026
We have this really fat cardinal named Gary that hangs out in our yard and he’s awesome
Gary the red cardinal bird sitting on a fence
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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bro sleeve up your dad's Notre Dame ticket at least. Preferably get it slabbed.
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