Reposted by Zoemaestramara scary 🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026my dick wide like ps3 6900226 900
Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 29/09/2026I got them from eBay but regional availability varies. You can also probably import from China 020 2
Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 29/09/2026Minor correction but it isn't USB powered, it just uses USB to charge. It being battery powered is a safety feature and it will explicitly not work if you try and start electrolysis while charging 291 9
Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 29/09/2026they just let you put any bullshit on shopify shop.imzoe.meshop.imzoe.meimzoe.meimzoe.me 03310 33
Reposted by Zoemaestraalyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026trans women are so awesome, what do you mean someone has a shop site with exactly two items on it for sale: a home electrolysis device and a thinkpad nubbin chastity cage 1353554 535
Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 02/09/2026It depends! I grew up eating gnocchi in a baked tomato sauce and detested it 010 1
Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 02/09/2026if they are then they're using code copy pasted from the chatgpt web page instead of an agent 130 3
Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 02/09/2026lots of people very unhappy about parts of this platform being vibe coded. i suggest we all migrate somewhere programmed by humans, such as 4chan 1171 17
Reposted by ZoemaestraKate @katef.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Henry is surprisingly short for his 45 years. A little rounder in the face than you might expect, a little heavier than you might expect, and he is extremely, extremely eager. 13513 35
Reposted by ZoemaestraUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Spock tolerated pussy 281400466 1.4K
Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 01/06/2026first day of pride month and the NHS have told me they've passed on my SRS referral so I'm wearing the lockmart socks to celebrate 060 6
Reposted by ZoemaestraShe hopf on my fibration @circe.dog · 31/05/2026I love it when my only meal for the day is some especially fancy tinned fish and I get to feel like one of those fancy pedigreed cats with insane owners who hire a private chef just to feed them fish trimmings 091 9
Reposted by ZoemaestraKG 🏳️⚧️- COMMS OPEN @keij.bsky.social · 16/01/2026They’re always doing this to me. 133299976 3.3K
Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 14/05/2026been really getting into making loads of coastal erosion defence tetrapods. one of them has a usb stick in it 040 4
Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 25/03/2026Do you think that's what the original post is trying to make a point about? Is that something you sincerely believe? Think about it for a moment. 1480 48
Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 25/03/2026"you're technically st"- you're not. you're not helping stick it to anyone by pirating it, you're just consuming slop pumped out by a hateful person. 1401 40
Reposted by ZoemaestraKate @katef.bsky.social · 28/02/2026OH: The lioness does not concern herself with impedence matching 4495 49
Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 28/02/2026runs great on the Thingy, basically a gaming pc now 040 4
Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 27/02/2026It was because the first one was problematic medias :/ 010 1
Reposted by ZoemaestraAirplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · 26/02/2026oouururrpp Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 91060236 1.1K
Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 27/02/2026silly little USB-C powered computer thingy i put together with an old 4in CRT, with bonus mini handheld keychain keyboard i made to go with it :> 160 6
Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 23/02/2026can't comprehend the mind of someone who actively wants games to be locked down to specific hardware for no technical reason 120 2
Reposted by ZoemaestraKate @katef.bsky.social · 22/02/2026"Dear Katherine, your level for lead is low and well within normal limits. No further action is required." guess who got free headroom for doing more stuff involving lead wooo 6641 64
Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 10/10/2025home made caramel and fudge ice cream i am gonna get so big and round 010 1
Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 08/10/2025transparent pixel fold :) but then i proceeded to nick a ribbon cable :( 020 2
Reposted by Zoemaestrajenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 03/09/2025i constantly think about this post 92139093331 13.9K
Reposted by ZoemaestraJocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 17/07/2025honestly we could get rid of any face emoji unicode has added from their past 5 years of attempts of making le next big meme face and i would be perfectly ok with that because le next big meme emoji is always gonna be some deep cut like 🎭 blog.unicode.org/2025/07/say-...blog.unicode.org🥳 Say Hello to the New Emoji Coming in Unicode 17.0 This Fall! ✨From 🥹 to 🦖 to 🎸, emoji have become the world's favorite way to say anything—without saying a word. Whether you're texting your best frie... 021 2
Reposted by ZoemaestraJocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 27/07/2023every tech company has the border radius guy each time they increase the border radius of any given rectangle by 1px they get a raise. it is the software engineering job most resilient to the ai revolution according to Professionals. 011 1
Reposted by ZoemaestraLacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I don't think there's much cuter than tunneling. it's an inherently adorable thing. "ohh I made a special little tube to fit myself in" yeah you did good job!!! even if you're a computer it's cute! a lil tunnel on your network! ohhh are you hiding something in there? cute little computer thoughts?? 061 6
Reposted by ZoemaestraLemontron @lemontron.com · 22/03/2025Lemonstruder 🍋 V2. Powered test. Gear ratio 72:20 (=3.6x) this has been a long time coming 🍸 Yes, it absolutely slaps. 031 3
Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 17/03/2025I mix it with oil, add a small amount of benzyl alcohol as a preservative and then dose it into gelatin capsules 000 0
Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 17/03/2025You can buy progesterone powder from Chinese pharma companies for a fraction of the cost that the same amount would be from pharmacies. It's what I do and it's lasted me ages with enough to give large amounts to friends 200 2
