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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 29/09/2026
they just let you put any bullshit on shopify shop.imzoe.me
shop.imzoe.me
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alyson “end journalism” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
trans women are so awesome, what do you mean someone has a shop site with exactly two items on it for sale: a home electrolysis device and a thinkpad nubbin chastity cage
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 02/09/2026
lots of people very unhappy about parts of this platform being vibe coded. i suggest we all migrate somewhere programmed by humans, such as 4chan
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Kate @katef.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Henry is surprisingly short for his 45 years. A little rounder in the face than you might expect, a little heavier than you might expect, and he is extremely, extremely eager.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Spock tolerated pussy
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 06/06/2026
pilgrimage
Zoe outside of the humorously named AGP mart, a convenience store in Toronto
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 01/06/2026
first day of pride month and the NHS have told me they've passed on my SRS referral so I'm wearing the lockmart socks to celebrate
Myself wearing rainbow pride socks with Lockheed Martin branding with mauve shoes on
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She hopf on my fibration @circe.dog · 31/05/2026
I love it when my only meal for the day is some especially fancy tinned fish and I get to feel like one of those fancy pedigreed cats with insane owners who hire a private chef just to feed them fish trimmings
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KG 🏳️‍⚧️- COMMS OPEN @keij.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
They’re always doing this to me.
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 14/05/2026
been really getting into making loads of coastal erosion defence tetrapods. one of them has a usb stick in it
Four four-pointed tetrapods cast from white plaster. One has a loop for a keyring on it and another has a USB sticking out of the top.Four four-pointed tetrapods cast from white plaster stacked into a small pile
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
r/starbucksbaristas
• 2y
Join
am i going to get fired?
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last week a customer reached past me on reg to point at the menu and i bit him on the hand as hard as i could

Zache7 • 2y
Your first reaction was to bite him?!

Tottapola OP • 2y
no i had time to think about it
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 03/04/2026
Fuck yeah bro, What's Hot Classic. Huge penis, naked asshole, furry poop diaper inflation porn, penis sex, hairy man unwashed butthole, it's What's Hot Classic dawg it's lit
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Kate @katef.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
OH: The lioness does not concern herself with impedence matching
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 28/02/2026
runs great on the Thingy, basically a gaming pc now
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Airplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
oouururrpp Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 27/02/2026
silly little USB-C powered computer thingy i put together with an old 4in CRT, with bonus mini handheld keychain keyboard i made to go with it :>
Front of CRT with CLI visible on screenFront of CRT with CLI visible on screen, as well as mini usb keyboard posed in frontThe mini usb keyboard, standalone Rear of the CRT unit showing ports as well as Usb C cable connected at the back
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Kate @katef.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
"Dear Katherine, your level for lead is low and well within normal limits. No further action is required." guess who got free headroom for doing more stuff involving lead wooo
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 26/12/2025
SITUATiON:
THERE ARE
14 COMPETING terms for homos doing homo shit together outside the constraints of a traditional relationship

14?! RIDICULOUS!
WE NEED TO DEVELOP ONE UNIVERSAL term
THAT COVERS EVERYONE'S
USE CASES.
YEAH!


SOON:
SITUATION:
THERE ARE
15 COMPETING terms for homos doing homo shit together outside the constraints of a traditional relationship
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 14/12/2025
my first real plot on the big plotter :>
CMYK dithered pen plot of a photo featuring a railway bridge and sandstone brick building with a clear blue skyZoomed out image showing the plot and the full wall mounted plotter.
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 10/10/2025
home made caramel and fudge ice cream i am gonna get so big and round
caramel and fudge ice cream in a bowl
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 09/10/2025
so much swearing went into this stupid printer 🥴
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 08/10/2025
transparent pixel fold :) but then i proceeded to nick a ribbon cable :(
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
i constantly think about this post
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
honestly we could get rid of any face emoji unicode has added from their past 5 years of attempts of making le next big meme face and i would be perfectly ok with that because le next big meme emoji is always gonna be some deep cut like 🎭 blog.unicode.org/2025/07/say-...
blog.unicode.org
🥳 Say Hello to the New Emoji Coming in Unicode 17.0 This Fall! ✨
From 🥹 to 🦖 to 🎸, emoji have become the world's favorite way to say anything—without saying a word. Whether you're texting your best frie...
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
every tech company has the border radius guy each time they increase the border radius of any given rectangle by 1px they get a raise. it is the software engineering job most resilient to the ai revolution according to Professionals.
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Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I don't think there's much cuter than tunneling. it's an inherently adorable thing. "ohh I made a special little tube to fit myself in" yeah you did good job!!! even if you're a computer it's cute! a lil tunnel on your network! ohhh are you hiding something in there? cute little computer thoughts??
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Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
skittlespace
a bag of "skittles littles"
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 23/03/2025
pepper shelf :)
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Lemontron @lemontron.com · 22/03/2025
Lemonstruder 🍋 V2. Powered test. Gear ratio 72:20 (=3.6x) this has been a long time coming 🍸 Yes, it absolutely slaps.
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taco @tinytacoo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
sooo funny watching people on reddit brag about deleting social media but always excluding reddit. click on their profiles and they got 500k karma, yeah you’ve really freed yourself from the shackles of the internet buddy
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 17/01/2025
my newest cyberdeck :> uses a pi 4, 720x720 touch display and a blackberry Q10 keyboard! the battery hatch also doubles as a kickstand, and the side buttons and dip switches are completely reprogrammable with the RP2040 inside
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 12/01/2025
if anyone knows how to make the wretched lilygo t-keyboard work properly i will kiss you on the lips
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 12/01/2025
she doesn't understand the grindset of buying domains for projects that never happen 😔
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 12/01/2025
default domain is like having numbers in your username
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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
#catcrumb
a simple drawing of a small cat being picked up by a claw of a claw machine. it is smiling and saying "okay! what ever you say!"
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 19/11/2024
at groom lake telling the prototype aircraft how mature and advanced they are for their age
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Eleanor Red @redgoner.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I'm not ready to have a fully developed brain.... what if I messed up and now I'm just stupid forever....
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Deadline tomorrow !!! Everything you’ve ever posted becomes your intellectual property from tomorrow. I hereby give Bluesky exclusive, worldwide license to my Content. Bluesky may analyze my Content for training of their artificial intelligence models. Repost to give your Content!
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 15/11/2024
i went to bangkok and it was neat
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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
#catcrumb
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 13/11/2024
jordan peterson voice: there are lesbians everywhere for those with the plane tickets to see
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 18/10/2024
fat fuck
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 18/10/2024
hey wait do posts on this platform get indexed by search engines yet
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 03/09/2024
i did this once when i went to the airport wearing a hoodie with nothing underneath bc i was late and tired. at security bc i was still half asleep i started unzipping the hoodie and taking it off and essentially ended up doing this, tits out, in front of the staff. i wanted to die so fucking bad
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 02/09/2024
how its going:
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Zoemaestra @zoemaestra.imzoe.me · 02/09/2024
all the weird furry porn has disappeared from whats hot classic and has been replaced by brazilians. whats up with that
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