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Zoe Britton

@zoebritton.bsky.social
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She/Her. Bi. Retired public lady lover. Fucking nerd. Can probably beat you at Scrabble. The pic is from over 20yrs ago so don’t

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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Listen… the thing that people should have group hatred towards is the Bezos “fashion” at fashion week…
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Taylor haters bore the shit out of me
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Everything is so fucked right now. I need guidance
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Just moving through the night like…
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a woman in a red dress is standing next to a man in a black robe
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🎃🕷️(J)ust (T)arantulas🕷️🎃 @nihilisticuffs.com · 18/07/2025
Finding what will definitely be your favorite thing on social media all day early in the morning is such a blessing. Might just log off.
"Thick thighs?? Oh you mean noise canceling headphones"
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
LA don’t play. I’m so glad no one was seriously injured by the driver. But that driver got what he deserved 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
🤷🏻‍♀️
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
That feeling when you know that someone knows your past but won’t admit it….
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I feel like this world is just a lot currently. I am staying current but trying to avoid the overload of absolute bullshit that’s happening. I want to be here and social in so many ways. But GOD DAMN IT MAN
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 11/04/2025
I'll say something like "Sorry I never returned your message. Things have been chaotic and difficult lately." but 'lately' is the last decade of my life.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Dark Pence is back.
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philsims2728.bsky.social @philsims2728.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
ANYONE WHO DOESN'T RESPECT AND APPRECIATE ZOE BRITTON, TO THOSE PEOPLE, I SAY GO FUCK YOURSELF.
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
How to flirt with me on this website: 1. Zero MAGA allowed 2. Don’t be a fuckboy 3. In fact just be a woman or very in touch with your feminine side
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Ph03n1x24 @ph03n1x24.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
#BREAKING: Yellow and Green fire was seen exploding out of a manhole at Texas Tech University moments ago. Evacuations are underway for the whole campus. x.com/Collins_Wx/s...
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Sounds like a party
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Seriously.
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Betsy Cazden @betsy-cazden.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Tripling the price of Guinness right before St. Patrick's Day weekend is such savvy politics.
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
This is CRAZY!
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Lemme get this straight. Elon Musk's rockets keep exploding. His Tesla cars catch fire and his stock is tanking. Twitter keeps crashing. But MAGA wants to give this guy control of FAA software that keeps our planes from crashing? Hard pass.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I didn’t post yesterday on #internationalwomensday but know that my entire being is obsessed with watching women SUCCEED
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
How many days into this presidency until i can wake up and not want to vomit??
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 07/03/2025
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 07/03/2025
If you’re over 40 and you don’t brace yourself, a sneeze can take you out.
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Of course the anti-vax leather man is sending the wrong message and has been for YEARS
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 07/03/2025
This the man that wanna “fix” the faa… He can’t even put people in his rockets… they blow up too much
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This political climate is dumb as hell
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The Democratic Coalition @thedemcoalition.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Do this!
actionnetwork.org
Tell Congress: Cap credit card interest rates at 10%
Contact Congress today!
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ᗩTᒪᗩS TᗩᒪOS 🌈 @atlastalos.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
🚨EMERGENCY MUTUAL AID REQUEST 🚨 I've been talking about the harassment and intimidation I've been facing from my covert racist roommate. I need to get moved out with my partner, but we need some help. Please give and share what you can. Anything at all helps. Additional pay links in my linktree.
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Donate to Help Atlas & Partner Escape Hostile Home, organized by Atlas Talos
I'm Atlas, I'm known in the bluesky community for sharing fun art, spicy takes on… Atlas Talos needs your support for Help Atlas & Partner Escape Hostile Home
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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Elon Musk is backing down from his challenge to Jon Stewart, which actually makes sense because he stands as much chance of beating Stewart in a debate as I do of beating LeBron James in a game of one-on-one.
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Done.
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Duh
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
After years of vaccine misinformation, HHS Secretary RFK Jr. struck a drastically different tone amid a growing measles outbreak in Texas
huffpost.com
RFK Jr. Performs Astonishing 180 On Vaccines, After Years Of Misinformation
Donald Trump's top health official wrote in a Fox News op-ed about risks "to unvaccinated individuals" amid a growing measles outbreak.
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LL @logenisgreat.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Uh huh
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Meg 💖 @megnc.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
“I read the news today, oh boy..” 🎶🎵
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𝙾𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊 @highnessophelia.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
mood
Picture of a white unicorn rearing up in a field with storm clouds behind it. Text reads "Grow up, be a unicorn, stab people with your head"
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Phil is the BEST
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Hi. Guess I’m back here. And here only. Like minded people are my favorite. Welcome! And fuck the patriarchy 🖕🏼
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Go to the grocery store NOW. Get gas. DONT give the billionaires a cent tomorrow
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Always good news. Better than the alternative!
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
What do i need to know about today?
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Eric Topol @erictopol.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Today's @usatoday.com front page First US death from measles in 10 years First child to die from measles in 22 years in the US All of this fully preventable
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GwenieThinks 🤔 @gwenie.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
#I'mStillWithHer2 @jjvarichak.bsky.social @claynobles.bsky.social @nudog71.bsky.social @megsk8z.bsky.social @jg-mi.bsky.social @kathspur.bsky.social @chrisrocks25.bsky.social @missmielle.bsky.social @zoebritton.bsky.social @lovelypr101.bsky.social @wtfseriously.bsky.social @coko.bsky.social
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Zoe Britton @zoebritton.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
It’s been a wild ride back to social media. I’m really happy about today.
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💜TheeAfroLesbian💜 @zisshit.com · 27/02/2025
This. It’s okay to say fuck Trump. Because …fuck Trump! But do NOT say: “I want terrible things to happen to *insert name*” Don’t say president. Don’t say what you wish you could do to them BY NAME. Don’t say anything that could be perceived as a threat against the president (fuck him though 🖕🏽).
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 27/02/2025
This news truly breaks my heart. We are calling on HHS to take immediate action. Secretary Kennedy needs to bring back weekly measles tracking from the CDC, rehire the health experts, and roll out a serious vaccine campaign. Our kids' safety is on the line! abcnews.go.com/Health/1st-m...
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Measles death of unvaccinated child in Texas outbreak is 1st fatality in US in a decade
An unvaccinated school-aged child in Texas has died of measles, the first associated with an outbreak that has infected more than 100 people.
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