iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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livia 🇵🇸 @livartz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

listening to dvorak. no clue how he played this on that weird keyboard

Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I saw that look on my dad's face a lot, toward the end of his life. It was the look of a man no longer capable of comprehending the world around him.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I mean, I *guess* that's *one* way to frame the utter and total destruction of Americans' ability to save money for retirement.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm going out on a limb to say they probably see the "I'm exhausted" vibe a lot and will be sympathetic.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

• intelligent • analytical • lucrative career choices • desperately loyal to anyone willing to show romantic intentions I mean, we have a lot of selling points. 🤓😅

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Are we *sure* that's not just a screenshot from @automationgame.bsky.social ? Because that is absolutely something I would try to make in that game.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sitting at my desk and suddenly wishing that Sir Patrick Stewart were on Cameo, so I could humbly request a dramatic reading of the line, "Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me that which I desire!" Because that is the sort of self-torture my brain inflicts on me when it's allowed an idle moment. 🤓😅

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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Largo and Naphyr are now older than I was when I first imagined them. Naphyr first appeared in a D&D campaign in 2001. Largo was a replacement character in a Planescape campaign in 2003. Jeeeeebus, I'm old.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They are the bullies and the toadies whose feelings of inferiority lead them to beat up the smart kids while shouting "HA HA YOU'RE STUPID YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE" and secretly crying inside because they know they're living a lie but the truth hurts even worse.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They want to call it Super Intelligence instead of Artificial Intelligence because they don't want to be constantly reminded that it's fake and they will remain as stupid as they always were; they instead want to feel superior to the people whom they know are, and always will be, naturally smarter.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

maybe they can give his a special name edgelordosis

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My local station just cut off tonight's #Jeopardy episode less than a second after the last FJ wager was revealed, before Ken had even finished saying it aloud, because they are smart and great at their jobs. 🙄

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Maybe become loudly curious instead

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I love the "No... (chuckle) NO, Jack!" like he's chiding a precocious child who has just been caught doing something terrible, and should have known better, but who is still smiling about it.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There were more little things, too, that kept adding to the mess. And the regret. You know that one "Malcolm in the Middle" cold-open where Hal ends up with half the house and car torn apart and all he wanted to do was change a light bulb? Kinda like that.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I got up this morning thinking about chilling out and playing games. One side of the sink has been full of dishes for, like, a year. So I settled in to just do the dishes. That led to discovering that the disposal is broken and clogged. The universe is making me regret being responsible today.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Somebody probably just calculated the possible financial losses from the inevitable lawsuits from families in which someone chose not to vaccinate based on guidance and then died a predictably horrific death.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was seated at the deli next to some old guy proudly wearing a red hat emblazoned with "TRUMP 2028", and, dear reader, I am now safely home, having neither spat on his food, nor peppered him with obscenities, nor slapped his ignorant face, nor tripped him on his way out the door. Please clap.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"The benefit of the doubt is more than an expression. It is a life philosophy that asks us to be curious before we are certain"

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

TIL those were even *available* with a manual. 😲

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Maybe the average AI evangelist is motivated by a deep dissatisfaction with his previous interactions with humanity. And maybe those interactions were dissatisfying because the average AI evangelist is an irredeemably narcissistic piece of shit who lacks both introspection and empathy.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Need any other reasons to abandon all Meta platforms immediately?

Two posts from Laura Bassett.

"Someone just sent me a Chase ad that features an AI version of me. What do I do?"

"Okay. Apparently Meta updated its terms so that they can use your photos and videos to generate AI versions of you that your friends can see in ads."

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Not JUST a dictatorship, but one that's cooperating with, and even assisting, Russia's campaign against Ukraine! Because why not.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Would be 0% surprised if that wasn't always the plan. 1. Dangle huge signing bonuses. 2. Hire all the eager young thugs who show up. 3. Let them run wild and do thug things. 4. Fire them for cause (i.e. the very thuggy things they may or may not have been encouraged to do) 5. Never pay the bonuses.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Game respects game. I love when people who know this stuff inside and out leap across boundaries and show us what we're all missing. Also I have to post this tangent again because I can't stop myself. youtu.be/5Lm1FL7gWl4

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pomDeter - Call Me A Hole

YouTube video by Angels With Cellphones

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Well dad-gum I reckon I'm gonna dig through some ditches but I'm not so durn sure 'bout burnin' no witches"

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

IDEATING is a fake corporate word. Boo. Hiss. #WheelOfFortune

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Watching #WheelOfFortune is weird this week. Were the contestants and audience still hearing Mr Chat Room in the studio? Have they credited the emergency voiceover guy yet? What other Magic of Television has been edited in?

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If there's one thing we can learn about the administration's recent reactions to @atrupar.com is that Mr Trump is working ever harder to surround himself with young white blonde girls who remind him of his daughter. Pardon me while I go throw up.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"Oh shit!" is not something you want to overhear from a room where someone is getting a tattoo.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Florida's might not be the smallest, but it's more-frequently sundowning.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

( every dog whistle on the planet shrilling in unison )

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

🤔💭Why does the word "ovation" refer to cheering and applauding someone, and not to throwing eggs at them?

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

In another five seasons, the only wheel left on Wheel of Fortune will be in the title.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Here's the full raw conversation. He had to "call and talk to his people" about what was going on at Ground Zero. He was concerned with cleaning dirty debris out of the way. He was "disappointed that they closed the stock exchange". He's mourning the *skyline*. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcKl...

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Donald Trump Calls Into WWOR/UPN 9 News on 9/11

YouTube video by FOX 5 New York

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It's a shame that no news outlet will just play this on a loop for the entire day today. He was a psychopathic megalomaniacal piece of ████ then, and he's a psychopathic megalomaniacal piece of ████ now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6yc...

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Did Trump brag he had the "tallest building in Manhattan" after the 9/11 attacks?

YouTube video by Snopes YouTube

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Wait, is this one of those backward-masking things people panicked about in the '70s?

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Did this channel really choose today to run "The Tholian Web"? The episode where everyone thinks Captain Kirk is dead? 🤣

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

if any of you have ever found this spreadsheet floating around in the wild in your rp/writing communities: hi yes I made that!!! moblin and loosefrox vocab updates coming soon I promise ✌😔 docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

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FFXIV - gobbiespeak spreadlist for uplander learnytimes - by @roefizzlebeef

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Why has this three-day week felt longer than some five-day weeks 😫

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sorry for the hyper-local blurt, but it's so funny so see Shannon Taylor taking an opportunity to dunk on (coughs for emphasis) convicted child sex offender Joe Morrisey in state-wide campaign ads. He's not even running for office. He just deserves to be perpetually dunked on. #RVA

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Currently imagining myself on the #JeopardyMasters stage feeling really smug about having written "What is Tuvalu?" and then watching everyone else show the correct answer instead. #Jeopardy

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Michael Scott: I Am Dead Inside

Alt: Michael Scott: I Am Dead Inside

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