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The Argonauts (FFXIV)

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Devoted to the comic #FFXIV adventures of 🔻Largo, 💙Margot,🐉Mariko, 🛡Dargo, 🏴‍☠️Treurenbloem, 💎Minfauxlia, 🕷T'sinako, 📗Naphyr, 🚀Beatrix......... SFW unless otherwise labelled. Story narration in the alt texts. Main: @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social

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dani 🧸 @bloodgauge.bsky.social · 8h
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, i thought i would grow into a bear, #BLACKBEARPOSES | #THEBLADEBECOMESYOU [1/9]
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 20h
🚀"Uhhhhh... I think *someone* on the First should *probably* hear about this at *some* point........." #FFXIV #Shadowbringers #YoRHa:DarkApocalypse #6.2spoilers
Beatrix le Bunne stands within the "Puppets' Bunker", in an open chamber which appears to be the command and control center for YoRHa. On one of the main screens, there is an open window titled "MOON BASE" which shows a status of "ONLINE".
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Selfishly, I hope the twins get their growth spurt soon, because trying to find an emote animation that actually works for Alphinaud or Alisaie is a real pain in the arse.
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
💎 I've finally posted the culmination of Minfauxlia's dark knight arc, "A Soldier's Calling". It's 15 pages so it's spread across two posts: 1️⃣ bsky.app/profile/ffxi... 2️⃣ bsky.app/profile/ffxi... This has been cooking for a long time! #FFXIV #WoLcomics #Heavensward #3.0spoilers
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
💎...and yet, though light be cast on darkness, it is not so easily dispelled, but instead brought into sharper focus. #FFXIV #WoLcomics #Heavensward #3.0spoilers #Minfauxlia
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
💎Ever since she awakened following the Calamity, Minfauxlia had always felt a presence in the back of her mind. It awakened when she found the dead knight in the Brume, and the crystal he bore. Now the truth will be ignited by tragedy... #FFXIV #WoLcomics #Heavensward #3.0spoilers #Minfauxlia
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
💎t e a s e r 💎 i m a g e 💎 It's finally gonna happen, y'all. #FFXIV #Heavensward #Minfauxlia
[ Ishgard — Vault Airship Gantry ]

A hyuran woman is talking. She is dressed strangely (for Eorzea) in a tight carbonweave vest, with only a left pauldron, coated in a light-absorbent black material, and adorned with a silver wolf's-head crest. A shiny purple gauntlet covers her right hand, which she is clutching to her chest. A scar across the bridge of her nose leads toward — and perhaps suggests causes for — the black leather eyepatch over her right eye. The mouthpiece of a modern-looking headset hangs from her right ear, which is otherwise obscured with by her hair, which is jet black but highlighted in bright magenta accents. She is speaking, solemnly, with her eyes closed, but we do not know what she is saying.
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
💎Those weird, disorienting moments between (a) hitting a level that's a big gear-upgrade threshhold and (b) reapplying the usual glamour plate... #FFXIV #FFXIVglamour #Minfauxlia
Minfauxlia Warde becomes a level 60 astrologian, and discovers herself clothed in the Makai Moon Guide's Attire.
You know... it was jarring at first, but with the right dyes, maybe......
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
💙🐉 I'm sorry but "doppelganger reaction" is a comic genre that is just never going to stop being funny to me. 🤣 #FFXIV #WoLcomics #hyur #ForAlaMhigo #au'ra #raen
[ Perfect Flow Company Manse — Upstairs Lounge ]

Mariko Kazama lies on one of the L-shaped couches, her head and shoulders propped on the large pillow in the corner, scrolling on her Garlond tomephone. Margot Weisshexer sits on the other end of the long part of the L, reading a book.
Mariko is surprised by what she sees. She mutters, "Gods above! How does this keep happening?"
Turning her hand over to reveal the screen to her friend, she calls out, "Margot, look at this! Who is this? How is this possible?"We look closely at the screen, and it depicts a red-headed highlander woman who looks very similar to Margot — even wearing her hair in a style that Margot formerly chose — lying on a beach, her head propped up on her hands, her skin glistening in the twilight. This not-Margot wears a very confident smile as she gazes at the viewer.

Margot ... overreacts. Her "What?" begins as a befuddled whisper and endures through a long crescendo, culminating in a horrified scream.
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Foxclon: How many special events do you think the game can have running at the same time? Yoshi-P: Yes.
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Largo and Naphyr are now older than I was when I first imagined them. Naphyr first appeared in a D&D campaign in 2001. Largo was a replacement character in a Planescape campaign in 2003. Jeeeeebus, I'm old.
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
💙🐉 I'm sorry but "doppelganger reaction" is a comic genre that is just never going to stop being funny to me. 🤣 #FFXIV #WoLcomics #hyur #ForAlaMhigo #au'ra #raen
[ Perfect Flow Company Manse — Upstairs Lounge ]

Mariko Kazama lies on one of the L-shaped couches, her head and shoulders propped on the large pillow in the corner, scrolling on her Garlond tomephone. Margot Weisshexer sits on the other end of the long part of the L, reading a book.
Mariko is surprised by what she sees. She mutters, "Gods above! How does this keep happening?"
Turning her hand over to reveal the screen to her friend, she calls out, "Margot, look at this! Who is this? How is this possible?"We look closely at the screen, and it depicts a red-headed highlander woman who looks very similar to Margot — even wearing her hair in a style that Margot formerly chose — lying on a beach, her head propped up on her hands, her skin glistening in the twilight. This not-Margot wears a very confident smile as she gazes at the viewer.

Margot ... overreacts. Her "What?" begins as a befuddled whisper and endures through a long crescendo, culminating in a horrified scream.
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🐉Poor Mariko, sitting in her room, innocently minding her own business, scrolling AetherSky, when...
[ Perfect Flow Company Manse — Mariko's Quarters ]

Mariko Kazama sits on her bed, arms hooked on her knees, staring at a tomephone. Her eyes widen in surprise at something she's seen, and an unspoken reaction begins forming in her head, "Wait... what in the sev—"Her voice interrupts her own thoughts: "HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?" She sits up, now holding the tomephone in both hands, and turns it to a landscape orientation, and gasps. On the screen is another au ra girl, sitting on another bed, wearing even less clothing, but with a very similar appearance.Mariko flops backward onto the bed, stunned. Her mind races incoherently, "I have to meet her... I don't know who she is... or where she's from... but... It has to happen... somehow..."
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
⚠️WARNING: REDHEAD EXPOSURE⚠️ You are at serious risk of contracting the redhead virus, which is spreading rapidly. To assist the Studium with important epidemiological research, please note your symptoms, and spread word of this dangerous contagion. 💙🐉 #FFXIV #hyur #ForAlaMhigo #au'ra #raen
Margot Weisshexer and Mariko Kazama enjoy one more late-season afternoon at Costa del Sol.
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
📸🔻💙🐉🛡️🏴‍☠️💎🕷️📗🚀 Another week of perfect 💯s across the board! #FashionReport 452: Riders from the Distant Past #FFXIV
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey! Wait a minute! That's *MY* schtick! 🤣 #FFXIV #Minfauxlia
Naphyr Sianodel stands in Round Square, shocked by the sight of "Minfillia Warde", dressed in the pre-Calamity costume.Minfillia Warde's adventurer plate.
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm starting to wonder if Masked Rose is secretly getting kickbacks from Norlaise, the armor and clothing merchant in the Jeweled Crozier, in exchange for always picking at least one #FashionReport item that comes from her shop... #FFXIV
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🌒 "Oh, hey, let's take a photo together. That massive waterwheel over there would make for a great backdrop." 🚀"Hell yeah! Bring it in!" 🌒"Oh! Uh, you have a camera. I guess I'm surprised, with what I've seen..." 🚀"I'd say I'll fly you to the moon, but you'd take it in a way I don't mean... yet."
Beatrix Lebunne takes a selfie with Noctis on the shores of the Jadeite Lake, with the Carline Canopy in the background on the far shore.
He's the most "normal" person she's met so far in her brief time on this strange world.
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Originally I made Beatrix's retainers as other characters from Slime Rancher, but I've had this bug in my head that maybe instead I should have all her retainers be characters from a selection of other games (so maybe I don't end up with four more alts someday). First up, meet Johnny Aetherhand.
Character Creator Parameters:

• elezen - wildwood - masc
• height 0% (Keanu's height is ~73 inches and elezens' minimum is 76.4)
• face 2
• skin color R222 G185 B157 (middle-ish row, column 2)
• hairstyle as shown / color R18 G18 B18 (black) / hair highlight R43 G52 B31 (darkest light-green)
• jaw 1
• eye shape 5, iris large, color R81 G41 B16 (darkest on 9th row)
• eyebrows 2
• nose 4
• mouth 3
• no lip color
• ears 4, size 0%
• ear clasps both, R21 G44 B33 (can't have cyber ear implants but jewelry works)
• facial features: moustache, sideburns, left scar, forehead scar
• face paint splotchy, light, R80 G41 B18 (darkest on 5th row) - just gives his skin more depth
• voice 6
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🛠️"By all accounts, they appear to be simply men—" 💎(snickering) "What d'you mean?" 🛠️"Just ordinary men."
Part of a cutscene in the FFXIV x FFXV crossover event. Cid Garlond, Minfauxlia Warde, and Noctis stand near the Regalia. Cid says: "We're tasked with investigating [the foreign-looking soldiers] as well. By all accounds, they appear to be simply men, albeit armored head to toe and bearing advanced firearms. What betrays them is the unnatural efficiency with which they move."
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How badly has my alt-creation-itis trend hit me lately? 🏴‍☠️💎🕷️🚀Four out of nine "Argonauts" did not exist the last time the #FFXV crossover event ran... in 2024. #FFXIV
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🐉Oh well I guess this is pretty much calling her out, huh.
Mariko Kazama, kneeling on her bed, wearing nothing but an oversized neotunic, holding a bisexuality flag.
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🔻💙🐉🛡️🏴‍☠️💎🕷️📗🚀 Nine people gather, in the comfortable lounge on the mezzanine level of the Perfect Flow company manse, to share their stories... and their candy. #FFXIV #WoLcomics #WoLQotDanswers #6.0spoilers
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
📸🔻💙🐉🛡️🏴‍☠️💎🕷️📗🚀 I spent my lunch hour working on some shots for a WoLQotD answer, but, because it was an ensemble shot, and those eat a ton of time and effort when you have as many alts as I do, I grabbed this extra shot of all nine current Argonauts together. Enjoy. #FFXIV
The entire Argonauts ensemble, sitting around the parlor of the Perfect Flow company manse.
Left to right: Largo Canzondolore, Margot Weisshexer, Mariko Kazama, Kh'a Dargo, Treurenbloem Rouwdottir, Minfauxlia Warde, T'sinako Waasi, Naphyr Sianodel, Beatrix Lebunne.
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🔻"Yugiri, the hot ninja, needs my help." 💙"She does not understand the risk. I must protect her." 🐉"We shinobi stick together. We've got this." 🏴‍☠️"Killing Garleans? Taking out their monster of a prince? Hells yes, sign me up." 🛡💎 (( not there yet )) 🕷📗🚀 (( canonically skipped it )) #WoLQotDanswers
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seamelon | wolgraha brainrot | 🩷💜💙 @seamelon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ii. perseverance Who would choose to remain here, in this dying realm, when they might go elsewhere and begin anew? [1/10] #exarchweek2025 #crystalexarch #grahatia #wolexarch #🌟💎 #gposevn #seaposes
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
📸🔻💙🐉🛡️🏴‍☠️💎🕷️📗🚀 I spent my lunch hour working on some shots for a WoLQotD answer, but, because it was an ensemble shot, and those eat a ton of time and effort when you have as many alts as I do, I grabbed this extra shot of all nine current Argonauts together. Enjoy. #FFXIV
The entire Argonauts ensemble, sitting around the parlor of the Perfect Flow company manse.
Left to right: Largo Canzondolore, Margot Weisshexer, Mariko Kazama, Kh'a Dargo, Treurenbloem Rouwdottir, Minfauxlia Warde, T'sinako Waasi, Naphyr Sianodel, Beatrix Lebunne.
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Pichupal || Bera (🔞 - 7.56 Spoilers) @pichupal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#7.56spoilers For scion lovers, I'd like to inform you all of them can actually be found in the wait until 8.0! Co-ordinates and map location in each image, and to minimize accidental spoiling, just where they are. They all have fun things to say though! Starting with the safest bet, Tataru.
Tataru in the Rising Stones
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The embargo is over, so I'll stop holding this in, even though it's not even really a spoiler: That was a bafflingly weird story beat on which to end an entire expansion. When the credits rolled, I was surprised... and then confused. Not as bad as The Sopranos, but definitely felt odd.
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I get that it's just the result of some inescapable paradox of quest designs, but I'm wondering if there's eventually going to be some huge out-of-nowhere plot twist that reveals how there can be a Slick New Urianger going on adventures while Dour ARR Urianger is still chilling in the Waking Sands.
A partial screenshot showing "A Realm Reborn"-era Urianger, standing in the Waking Sands with his arms crossed and looking characteristically dour, while in the upper-left corner, the player (Beatrix, in this case) has the main story quest at the start of Dawntrail (7.0) queued up, which involves the Scions (including Urianger the Dashing Astrologian) sailing across the sea to the New World.
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
📸🔻💙🐉🛡️🏴‍☠️💎🕷️📗🚀 #FFXIV #FashionReport 451 — Shiver Me Timbers All perfect 💯s!
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🔻relentless insults, mockery, and general erosion of morale 💙deep breaths and diplomacy 🐉walks away... or kicks them in the nethers 🛡silence 🏴‍☠️scowling and seething 💎smile now, cry later 🕷that specific "sneering impatience" face 📗pout 🚀imagine them being eaten by a flan #FFXIV #WoLQotDanswers
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of the most satisfying references / in-jokes in #FFXIV. IYKYK. #Stormblood #Ivalice
A closeup of Ramza bas Lexentale's mopey face, but the speech bubble is from the bangaa, Ba'Gamnan: "You've only yourselves to blame for this. But if you mislike the thought, you could always blame the gods. Not that they are listening! Bwah hah hah hah hah!"

Blame yourself or God, eh? Hmm. Indeed.
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🔻Lardo, Lago, Laura 💙Margo, Maro, Marco 🐉Mark O, Marco, Margot 🛡Darko 🏴‍☠️Turnbloom, Trunblum, T 💎Minfilya, Milfinia, Miflia 🕷Sinaco 📗Never, Napper, Naffer 🚀Beatrice #FFXIV #WoLQotDanswers
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS from The Mythril Eye, confirmed independently by The Raven: Largo Canzondolore has turned away an offer to tour with Ed Sheeran. #FFXIV #elezen #duskwight #bard
Largo Canzondolore stands amongst his chamber music instruments at the front of his small concert venue. He gestures dismissively and proclaims, "I won't compromise my performances for any amount of your filthy Syndicate coin!"
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Next time someone accuses the #FFXIV story writing of being unrealistic, you can show them that two of the most advanced magical and scientific organizations on the entire planet have joined forces to solve the most important issue facing their society: inventing the microwave oven. #Endwalker
"Mankind need never suffer cold burgers again.""Byregot has blessed you with His genius, Grondlivet! The world will never be the same after your aetheric food warmer is complete!"
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🔻 Art imitates life on a Monday morning... 😩🤷 #FFXIV #elezen #duskwight
Largo Canzondolore, dressed casually in a red neotunic and loose black shorts, hunches toward a Cosmic Exploration terminal, as sunlight streams in from the window next to his desk. The remainder of the desk's surface is strewn with writing implements, disorganized papers, various office-appropriate curios (a vase of flowers, a bonsai tree), a plate of snacks, and a mug of tea.
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🔻if "innuendo" were a person 💙mother hen 🐉feral horny teen 🛡grumpy 🏴‍☠️I am the darkness 💎desperately charitable 🕷scholarly princess 📗precocious boy mage 🚀sassy explorer #FFXIV #WoLQotDanswers
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
WHY. WHY EVERY SINGLE ████ING WEEK. WHY AM I ALWAYS ONE OFF ON ONE OR TWO DIGITS. #FFXIV #JumboCactpot
Winning Number: 2 2 3 9
Margot's Number: 2 1 4 9
Difference: match, -1, +1, match
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Relaaaaaax... It's not like I'd ever get so engrossed in a new game that I'd ever be compelled to render a version of that character in Fina— hmm... #FFXIV x #MOTORSLICE
Slicer P as a hyuran midlander in Final Fantasy XIV.
Grand Champion's sawback, Skyworker's singlet, B-1 Tactical gloves, Cosmic Explorer's pants and boots.
Accompaniment Node minion as a substitute for Orbie.
I mean, it's cute. But, I wouldn't. ... ... ... right?
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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if any of you have ever found this spreadsheet floating around in the wild in your rp/writing communities: hi yes I made that!!! moblin and loosefrox vocab updates coming soon I promise ✌😔 docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com
FFXIV - gobbiespeak spreadlist for uplander learnytimes - by @roefizzlebeef
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
💭❓I'm now in a situation where I have two characters parked at a place in the MSQ where I have a high-effort, canonical comic idea that Needs To Happen before they can move on. 🔻💙🕷️Introduce T'sinako to the Argonauts (by meeting Largo and Margot). 💎Reveal who Minfauxlia's "shadow" is. Hmm.
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
💎Checking in for the final couple of hours of #TheRising. Come say hi! 😉 (Chaos/Ragnarok) #FFXIV #Minfauxlia
Minfauxlia Warde standing next to the Rising Vendor who looks suspiciously like her pre-Calamity self.
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
💎 I T ' S . H A P P E N I N G . . . #FFXIV #Heavensward #Minfauxlia
An ensemble scene in the Brume in Ishgard.
From left to right: Lucia, Haurchefant, Minfauxlia, Alphinaud, Tataru, Hilda, the Hounds.
It's about to happen.
What's about to happen?
You know what's about to happen.
Shhh. It's OK. It's just a game.
It can't hurt you.
(Narrator: It absolutely can hurt you forever.)
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🔻💙It's a strange basis for a friendship, but hey, it works. #FFXIV #Dawntrail #elezen #duskwight #hyur #ForAlaMhigo
Largo Canzondolore and Margot Weisshexer stand in the aetheryte plaza in Revenant's Toll. Largo is still project his best "rogue pirate captain" image with a Zormoran crystal gunblade still strapped precariously to his back. Margot is wearing her Ala Mhigan conjurer's robes, dyed pale blue and white.
They exchange a look. Largo shrugs and smiles warmly. "What say you, old friend?" he sighs. "Shall we save the star just one more time, for old times' sake?"They walk into the Rising Stones. Margot retorts, "You'd best be referring to the age of our friendship. Surely you're too gentlemanly to make such a mistake."
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gods bless my load-bearing followers. You know who you are. I see you. ❤️
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My biggest curiosity with Beastmaster is whether it will present an opportunity for Blue Mages. I have played BLU with both Mariko and T'sinako and, while it's fun, it's also quite difficult, and it'd be nice to not have to do it all alone.
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
💭Cid shows up in at least one raid series in #ARealmReborn, #Heavensward, and #Stormblood, and finds himself having conversations with— • magitek armor • ancient clones • a cat • a toy chocobo • a rock —and somehow just... goes with it? An engineer's mind truly is a wondrous thing. #FFXIV
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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
📗I had neglected Naphyr's PvP progress for the current season, and let me tell you, there were some amazing things happening in #CrystallineConflict and #Frontline today. 🤣 I don't know why but people seem to have more fun with their characters on the Americas servers. 🤷 #FFXIV
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