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livia 🇵🇸 @livartz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

listening to dvorak. no clue how he played this on that weird keyboard

Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 9h

I saw that look on my dad's face a lot, toward the end of his life. It was the look of a man no longer capable of comprehending the world around him.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 18h

A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 11h

I mean, I *guess* that's *one* way to frame the utter and total destruction of Americans' ability to save money for retirement.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sitting at my desk and suddenly wishing that Sir Patrick Stewart were on Cameo, so I could humbly request a dramatic reading of the line, "Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me that which I desire!" Because that is the sort of self-torture my brain inflicts on me when it's allowed an idle moment. 🤓😅

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The Argonauts (FFXIV) @ffxivargonauts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Largo and Naphyr are now older than I was when I first imagined them. Naphyr first appeared in a D&D campaign in 2001. Largo was a replacement character in a Planescape campaign in 2003. Jeeeeebus, I'm old.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They want to call it Super Intelligence instead of Artificial Intelligence because they don't want to be constantly reminded that it's fake and they will remain as stupid as they always were; they instead want to feel superior to the people whom they know are, and always will be, naturally smarter.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My local station just cut off tonight's #Jeopardy episode less than a second after the last FJ wager was revealed, before Ken had even finished saying it aloud, because they are smart and great at their jobs. 🙄

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Maybe become loudly curious instead

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I got up this morning thinking about chilling out and playing games. One side of the sink has been full of dishes for, like, a year. So I settled in to just do the dishes. That led to discovering that the disposal is broken and clogged. The universe is making me regret being responsible today.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was seated at the deli next to some old guy proudly wearing a red hat emblazoned with "TRUMP 2028", and, dear reader, I am now safely home, having neither spat on his food, nor peppered him with obscenities, nor slapped his ignorant face, nor tripped him on his way out the door. Please clap.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"The benefit of the doubt is more than an expression. It is a life philosophy that asks us to be curious before we are certain"

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Maybe the average AI evangelist is motivated by a deep dissatisfaction with his previous interactions with humanity. And maybe those interactions were dissatisfying because the average AI evangelist is an irredeemably narcissistic piece of shit who lacks both introspection and empathy.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Need any other reasons to abandon all Meta platforms immediately?

Two posts from Laura Bassett.

"Someone just sent me a Chase ad that features an AI version of me. What do I do?"

"Okay. Apparently Meta updated its terms so that they can use your photos and videos to generate AI versions of you that your friends can see in ads."

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

IDEATING is a fake corporate word. Boo. Hiss. #WheelOfFortune

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Watching #WheelOfFortune is weird this week. Were the contestants and audience still hearing Mr Chat Room in the studio? Have they credited the emergency voiceover guy yet? What other Magic of Television has been edited in?

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If there's one thing we can learn about the administration's recent reactions to @atrupar.com is that Mr Trump is working ever harder to surround himself with young white blonde girls who remind him of his daughter. Pardon me while I go throw up.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"Oh shit!" is not something you want to overhear from a room where someone is getting a tattoo.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

( every dog whistle on the planet shrilling in unison )

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

🤔💭Why does the word "ovation" refer to cheering and applauding someone, and not to throwing eggs at them?

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It's a shame that no news outlet will just play this on a loop for the entire day today. He was a psychopathic megalomaniacal piece of ████ then, and he's a psychopathic megalomaniacal piece of ████ now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6yc...

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Did Trump brag he had the "tallest building in Manhattan" after the 9/11 attacks?

YouTube video by Snopes YouTube

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Did this channel really choose today to run "The Tholian Web"? The episode where everyone thinks Captain Kirk is dead? 🤣

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️ @roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

if any of you have ever found this spreadsheet floating around in the wild in your rp/writing communities: hi yes I made that!!! moblin and loosefrox vocab updates coming soon I promise ✌😔 docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

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FFXIV - gobbiespeak spreadlist for uplander learnytimes - by @roefizzlebeef

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Why has this three-day week felt longer than some five-day weeks 😫

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sorry for the hyper-local blurt, but it's so funny so see Shannon Taylor taking an opportunity to dunk on (coughs for emphasis) convicted child sex offender Joe Morrisey in state-wide campaign ads. He's not even running for office. He just deserves to be perpetually dunked on. #RVA

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Currently imagining myself on the #JeopardyMasters stage feeling really smug about having written "What is Tuvalu?" and then watching everyone else show the correct answer instead. #Jeopardy

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Michael Scott: I Am Dead Inside

Alt: Michael Scott: I Am Dead Inside

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

but I didn't *want* to randomly stumble across reasons to root against specific race teams in my news feed 🤷😩

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Just wanted to watch #StrangeNewWorlds but apparently that would now require me to hand over all my personal info to Paramount so they can deliver more tailored ads to our formerly ad-free experience, and the only way to opt out is to cancel. So I guess I can never watch ST:SNW again. 🤷

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The level of gameplay in #JeopardyMasters is just mind-boggling. So watching @gracewithano.bsky.social start the semifinals with a pair of lock games is...

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Bitcoin Lightning Mind Blown

Alt: m i n d b l o w i n g

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If the three big AI chatbots stay down and die, absolutely nothing of value will have been lost. I'm being neither insincere nor hyperbolic. What do they actually do? Burn an obscene amount of computational resources to give you maybe-fake results to questions you could have answered yourself.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

These are the kids who never listen in class, and always hand in papers full of big words, in an attempt to hide the fact that they don't actually say anything, except that every one of those big words is also misused in a way that makes it obvious that the kid never learned what it actually means.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Bought a PC for my daughter. Brought it home. Hooked it up. It's a dud. Crashed during initial setup, now it's permanently confused. Might be a faulty SSD, might be an OS image so corrupted it can't recover. Cool, cool. Lovely Tuesday evening. #FirstWorldProblems

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I mean, that's what happens when you're dealing with someone who literally does not understand the concept of a gathering not being about him and him alone.

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Chris DeRose @scratchyderose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

“Be Strong enough to be gentle.” Peter Cullen tells the story of how his brother inspired the voice he would use to play Optimus Prime. It’s a simple yet poignant quote that sums up why Optimus and Peter are so beloved. Til All Are One. 💔

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Live your life so that #Jeopardy never writes a top-row clue calling out one of your most spectacular public failures. (This is a post about J D Vance.) #JeopardyMasters

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fallingtwilight.bsky.social @fallingtwilight.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Heya #TTRPG / #RPG and #DnD crowd! I wanted to yap a bit about #Goblins in my setting, which I put a bit of info in my first setting book, Tideshear, available now on @drivethrurpg.com (Shameless Plug.) I DO love me a #Goblin, maybe more accurately "Goblinoid," but always felt they needed work. 1/12

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Deth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I endorse this plan.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Oh my God they wrote a whole pop music category based on the video game baseball players meme 🤪 #Jeopardy #JeopardyMasters

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Some days I can't imagine how the people in the executive branch can get any worse. Then I scroll my feed and find the Vice President of the United States of America standing on a stage and bragging about raping his wife.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Yeah, kick out all those nasty immigrants, and send them right back to their countries of origin, with all their specialized knowledge that got them here in the first place and has probably only improved while they were here. That'll show 'em. Yep. God I'm so ashamed of this government.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Man, Roger Penske looks absolutely *miserable* about his situation. #Freedom250

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

OMG that in-car footage looks like absolute torture. Like, drivers might need to be evaluated for concussions after the race. #Freedom250

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The Most Specialest Boy was shown waving a green flag but clearly wasn't in the flag stand... Where, then? Was it even a live picture? #Freedom250

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

First, there were the memes about the Girled Cup. Now there are memes about Petra Parker. I dunno, man, this whole "transgender for everybody" thing seems pretty cool, actually.

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Pasha Paterson @zer0bandwidth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

THIS COMPLAINT ABOUT THE ORIGINAL JOKE BEING TWO MONTHS OLD IS NOW TWO MONTHS OLD AND THE 🐎💩 STILL HASN'T STOPPED

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