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ryan (he/they) 26 gay as in queer as in fuck you/me/it @.thought_punk from bird app nc

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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
reading a book fixed me and i am no longer interested in using this app. i guess come hunt me down if another round of book club happens?
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
one of the melodies of all time open.spotify.com/track/3P47qW...
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Shenandoah
Pete Seeger · Song · 2009
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
REAL
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Starting a Eat 100 Pennies Challenge to raise awareness of the economy
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
anypony has nine letters, hope this helps ☺️
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
film pitch: live action moby dick but moby dick is CGI and voiced by moby 🐋
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
good morning agriculture and chat pile only
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
[confidently] Ponyplay.
text on an aarp magazine puzzle page: “There is only one common word that contains the consecutive letters NYP
What is it? Hint: It has eight letters.”
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
[confidently] Ponyplay.
text on an aarp magazine puzzle page: “There is only one common word that contains the consecutive letters NYP
What is it? Hint: It has eight letters.”
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Jeff Bridges as The Dude in THE BIG LEBOWSKI, sprawled on a sofa. Caption: "Ahab is for ever Ahab, Man. This whole act’s immutably decreed."
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
gnawing on rusty screws every once in a while to make sure my tetanus booster still works
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
is this the same person who said being gay is an allergy
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Ashaa 🐦‍⬛ (Soma) @coyote.band · 30/01/2024
Noise bands in the studio like

yeah this sounds
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mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
just in time
hammers hanging on a point-of-sale display, the sign says "surprise your valentine"
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
ahab taking ten seconds to go “hah! uh oh! suddenly i understand that prophecy!” immediately before getting yeeted straight to hell
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
i have full-door mirrors on all of my closets and none of them get nearly as gunked up as the bathroom mirror!!
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
clean mirror monday: locate your filthiest mirror and clean that sumbitch
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
dank
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
i am sending you portrayal of guilt coming to your town energy
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
why do sororities do the custom painted paddles if they aren’t doing Gay Stuff with them
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
big mood. i could’ve picked less difficult fussy things to start while my brain scabs over but at least they’re very engrossing lol
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love & barley 🐸🪏 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
just deep fried some swedish fish ama
Deep fried swedish fish
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
how are they? also why are they?
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
saying “that’s moby dick” out loud to no one in particular because he has FINALLY appeared, 3 chapters from the end 🐋
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
even just a few months of credit card statements really. they’d barely even have to speak to the couple at all
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
imagine how much FASTER marriage counseling would be if you had to turn over all of your financial records to them
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
the dye job i gave myself this evening is giving cheshire cat, but i don’t hate it
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
enormous same
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
fagposting open.spotify.com/track/35yqPL...
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I Want to Be In Your Life (So I'll Die)
Toeheads · Song · 2022
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
8pm time to send an “i really care about you SO much” text
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
i am becoming more annoying on purpose open.spotify.com/track/0JEfNb...
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Ursonate: Durcharbeitung
Kurt Schwitters, Alexander Voigt · Song · 2009
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
old life buoy’s trash, we’re fine without one, it’s whale time! fuck a life buoy! who cares! okay okay we oughta have one, uh, i don’t know, why don’t you just seal up that coffin? that’s not ominous, is it? that’s probably fine. 🐋
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
HEE HEE 🐋
Jerk him, Tahiti! Jerk him off; we haul in no cowards here.
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
HEE HEE 🐋
Jerk him, Tahiti! Jerk him off; we haul in no cowards here.
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
literally in my bathrobe rn it’s the perfect weight and has big pockets
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
ready for robe/skirt lyfe paired with utility pouch belts
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
waughyu beef (fancy beef but a guy jumps out right before you take a bite)
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
accountability post: i did threaten to hit somebody with a rug beater if he doesn’t improve at talking about his feelings, but in my defense it’s very lightweight and classy
rattan rug beater which is around 3 feet in length, with a long handle and a business end that is intricately woven and swirls around itself, next to a cat for scale
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
throwing up because i love the homies so much but also talking about my feelings is Hard and Weird (just like my diiiiick) especially trying not to make a lot of jokes while i do it
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
Many people are going to feel the need to defend trans care for adults using the libraries of published evidence supporting its safety and efficacy--which is fine, but the actual standard to uphold is "it's my body and I fucking said so"
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
ngl i would beat stubb’s ass if he was singing mid-typhoon where i had to hear it 🐋
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Paul Guinnessy @paulguinnessy.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero. A remarkable achievement. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
No cervical cancer cases in fully HPV-vaccinated women in Scotland
A study published by Public Health Scotland finds that the HPV vaccine is "highly effective".
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Drew @4484.cool · 27/01/2024
Finally, GIF support!
A picture of a Fool tarot card with a large black and white cat portrayed.
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
need one of these things immediately
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
*eyeing the portents* yeeesh
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
me when i have to get the boys pumped to go out on the town 🐋
Thou should'st go mad, blacksmith; say, why dost thou not go mad? How can'st thou endure without being mad?
Do the
heavens yet hate thee, that thou can'st not go mad?
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
ahab’s really in there like “hello mr blacksmith i need you to make me the whale-killingest harpoon of all time. actually no let me do it. would it be a bother to have you airbrush some sick-ass flames on it btw” 🐋
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 26/01/2024
Let’s bring back calling people a “turkey”
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
i see so many actual turkeys acting foolish around town that this would be pretty easy for me
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
You want DMs. I want a slap button but for a different reason.
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