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ryan (he/they) 26 gay as in queer as in fuck you/me/it @.thought_punk from bird app nc

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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
reading a book fixed me and i am no longer interested in using this app. i guess come hunt me down if another round of book club happens?
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
one of the melodies of all time open.spotify.com/track/3P47qW...
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Shenandoah
Pete Seeger · Song · 2009
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Starting a Eat 100 Pennies Challenge to raise awareness of the economy
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
film pitch: live action moby dick but moby dick is CGI and voiced by moby 🐋
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
good morning agriculture and chat pile only
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
[confidently] Ponyplay.
text on an aarp magazine puzzle page: “There is only one common word that contains the consecutive letters NYP
What is it? Hint: It has eight letters.”
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Jeff Bridges as The Dude in THE BIG LEBOWSKI, sprawled on a sofa. Caption: "Ahab is for ever Ahab, Man. This whole act’s immutably decreed."
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
gnawing on rusty screws every once in a while to make sure my tetanus booster still works
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Ashaa 🐦‍⬛ (Soma) @coyote.band · 30/01/2024
Noise bands in the studio like

yeah this sounds
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mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
just in time
hammers hanging on a point-of-sale display, the sign says "surprise your valentine"
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
clean mirror monday: locate your filthiest mirror and clean that sumbitch
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
[confidently] Ponyplay.
text on an aarp magazine puzzle page: “There is only one common word that contains the consecutive letters NYP
What is it? Hint: It has eight letters.”
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
why do sororities do the custom painted paddles if they aren’t doing Gay Stuff with them
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love & barley 🐸🪏 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
just deep fried some swedish fish ama
Deep fried swedish fish
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
saying “that’s moby dick” out loud to no one in particular because he has FINALLY appeared, 3 chapters from the end 🐋
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
imagine how much FASTER marriage counseling would be if you had to turn over all of your financial records to them
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
the dye job i gave myself this evening is giving cheshire cat, but i don’t hate it
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
fagposting open.spotify.com/track/35yqPL...
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I Want to Be In Your Life (So I'll Die)
Toeheads · Song · 2022
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
8pm time to send an “i really care about you SO much” text
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
i am becoming more annoying on purpose open.spotify.com/track/0JEfNb...
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Ursonate: Durcharbeitung
Kurt Schwitters, Alexander Voigt · Song · 2009
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
old life buoy’s trash, we’re fine without one, it’s whale time! fuck a life buoy! who cares! okay okay we oughta have one, uh, i don’t know, why don’t you just seal up that coffin? that’s not ominous, is it? that’s probably fine. 🐋
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
HEE HEE 🐋
Jerk him, Tahiti! Jerk him off; we haul in no cowards here.
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
waughyu beef (fancy beef but a guy jumps out right before you take a bite)
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
accountability post: i did threaten to hit somebody with a rug beater if he doesn’t improve at talking about his feelings, but in my defense it’s very lightweight and classy
rattan rug beater which is around 3 feet in length, with a long handle and a business end that is intricately woven and swirls around itself, next to a cat for scale
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
throwing up because i love the homies so much but also talking about my feelings is Hard and Weird (just like my diiiiick) especially trying not to make a lot of jokes while i do it
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
Many people are going to feel the need to defend trans care for adults using the libraries of published evidence supporting its safety and efficacy--which is fine, but the actual standard to uphold is "it's my body and I fucking said so"
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
HEE HEE 🐋
Jerk him, Tahiti! Jerk him off; we haul in no cowards here.
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
ngl i would beat stubb’s ass if he was singing mid-typhoon where i had to hear it 🐋
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Paul Guinnessy @paulguinnessy.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero. A remarkable achievement. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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No cervical cancer cases in fully HPV-vaccinated women in Scotland
A study published by Public Health Scotland finds that the HPV vaccine is "highly effective".
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Drew @4484.cool · 27/01/2024
Finally, GIF support!
A picture of a Fool tarot card with a large black and white cat portrayed.
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
need one of these things immediately
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
*eyeing the portents* yeeesh
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
me when i have to get the boys pumped to go out on the town 🐋
Thou should'st go mad, blacksmith; say, why dost thou not go mad? How can'st thou endure without being mad?
Do the
heavens yet hate thee, that thou can'st not go mad?
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
ahab’s really in there like “hello mr blacksmith i need you to make me the whale-killingest harpoon of all time. actually no let me do it. would it be a bother to have you airbrush some sick-ass flames on it btw” 🐋
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 26/01/2024
Let’s bring back calling people a “turkey”
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
You want DMs. I want a slap button but for a different reason.
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
making the homies do a blood oath that we will tell each other if the facial hair situation gets stupid
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
new collar arrived today
giving a thumbs up, wearing a black leather collar with alternating big spikes and nubby studs and a big o ring dangling down in the center
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
just realized the dude i’m obsessed with looks exactly like rachel maddow
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
butter dish maybe one of my favorite purchases of last year. so simple but it’s bright yellow and lets me have nice soft butter and be confident my cat hasn’t licked it
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
*looking out the window at my vast estate* tell me, do they still... chive on, Marguerite?
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
no offense but i’ve gotten a LOT of chores done today instead of look at phone
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
oh nice we’ve got better reply threading now
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
look at me go…grinding my gay little coffee beans…
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
keeping a jar of mayonnaise on the counter at room temperature and referring to it as my “starter”
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
how do i put bluetooth into a shock collar so it goes off any time i look at phone too long?
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
huge fan of where my nipples are ngl
mirror selfie of torso. i am wearing pants and standing in my somewhat messy bedroom and my nipples look soooo cool
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
did you know that yoga teachers make set lists for classes
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
came to this album for the cat band name, stayed for the it’s everything i like open.spotify.com/track/4wgQyJ...
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Battery Acid
The Native Cats · Song · 2023
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us ghostal service 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyry.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
crappo is perhaps my favorite word in this so far. will be incorporating into my daily lexicon 🐋
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