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Leonid Brezhnev’s Eyebrows

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Da, Comrades, slava Ukraini!

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Dr. Jimmy Oshet @oshetjimmy.bsky.social · 13h
“ without a shadow of doubt” Yet Republican still embrace and fawn over the president who committed crimes against the United States. That is definitely their brand. Checkmark treason, and bestiality as OK for public office. 
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Leonid Brezhnev’s Eyebrows @zentec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know what to do fellas! Pass out in the parking lot, throw up, cry, wince, whatever it takes to get REGULAR PSA tests. Build that baseline value.
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Leonid Brezhnev’s Eyebrows @zentec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We live in an age of relentless lightly or unpunished fraud. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/t...
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Elizabeth Holmes to Transfer to Halfway House in August 2027
The founder of the blood-testing start-up Theranos was sentenced to 11 years in prison for fraud and had been serving time at a minimum-security federal prison in Texas.
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Leonid Brezhnev’s Eyebrows @zentec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The SAVE act will be back, billionaire mega-bribers want it. Anti-democratic pieces of shit are walking testaments to the need of estate taxes and 90% income taxes. www.dailywire.com/news/pro-tru...
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Pro-Trump Billionaire Holds Back Senate Donations Over Failure To Pass SAVE America Act
Republican megadonor Timothy Mellon is withholding donations from Senate Republicans after the chamber failed to pass the SAVE America Act, according to The New York Times.Mellon, 84, reportedly respo...
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Leonid Brezhnev’s Eyebrows @zentec.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SPCX 📉↙️↙️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't forget your real power peeps✌🏼💙
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An old man was lying on his deathbed when he smelled his favorite cookies. He rolled out of bed and crawled to the kitchen and grabbed a cookie with all of his remaining strength. Just then, his wife slaps his hand with a spatula and asks: "what are you doing? Those are for the funeral!
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Leonid Brezhnev’s Eyebrows @zentec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TV networks know a violation of the Hatch Act when they see it, yet they’re running Trump’s political ads paid for by the US government. They need to be compelled to return the ad revenue to the US government. You can’t profit from crimes.
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Leonid Brezhnev’s Eyebrows @zentec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Citizen journalism pickin’ up the slack. This is why authoritarians hate democracy, their chicanery is right there for anyone to read.
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Rónán Hession @ronanhession.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think Irish people come across as friendly when really we just relish having fresh meat to practice our jokes on.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Right now, candy corn manufacturers are pulling out last year's stock to make sure that they are extra stale and ready for purchase. 
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hate when I'm buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they're just regular donuts.
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The DILETTANTE @demwar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is not a single football show that is not drowning in betting ads. The sport is completely owned and compromised. It is impossible to trust anything that happens in the sport
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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Leonid Brezhnev’s Eyebrows @zentec.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
God in 1985: “Well, that time in history again, gotta give humans a gift. Last time I did this, they took fire and used it to kill each other. What can I give them… Oh shit, of course! I’ll give them the internet. Surely they won’t hurt anyone with that!” And now you know…
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Jay Lionel @jaylionel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think Nate White summed up Trump best. This is an extract…
After all, it's impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit.
His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum.
God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid.
He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart.
In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws - he would make a Trump.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Absolutely 💯 True….
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hard to believe another season of Leafs golf is coming to an end.
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That Gay Guy 💬 @gayguycandleco.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shame on the Detroit News.
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Leonid Brezhnev’s Eyebrows @zentec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WTF is the point of BBC America? The BBC has vast libraries of great content and what does this channel show? The Firm. A movie every American over the age of 30 has seen at least 10 times.
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Rick and Tired @sameastheold.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The constitution is just another piece of paper if nobody upholds it.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The internet remains undefeated
A street scene shows a blonde woman in a blue European Union–themed top, a man wearing a Canadian-flag shirt looking backward, and a person resembling Donald Trump in an American-flag dress.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Our health care system in America is disgusting. A clear indication that our government doesn't give a fuck if we live or die.
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Hawkeye Pete @petethehawkeye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Texas should now be referred to as "Howdy Arabia"
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
meme graphic showing the rear view of a silver Honda CR-V parked in a garage. Mounted on the back door is a spare tire covered with a fabric print made up of dozens of different U.S. state license plates patterned together.

Top text: "Lets see the Flock cameras try to figure this one out"
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Leonid Brezhnev’s Eyebrows @zentec.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Irish won’t take your shit. Ask the British.
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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gawd I love how Grindr always crashes when republicans gather in masses. Just admit it, you like dick, it’s ok, I like it too!
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Leonid Brezhnev’s Eyebrows @zentec.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Remember that November 1st of this year, turn your clocks back one hour for the change from daylight savings time to standard time. Except Ann Arbor, MI, who will turn their clocks back one hour and one second. Not my joke, heard as the gas station while a truck bro bitched about $5.25 diesel.
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Leonid Brezhnev’s Eyebrows @zentec.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Feel like your state supported universities are now a professional sports franchise with a side hustle in higher ed? It is worse than that; students taking out loans are subsidizing that money losing venture. mindingthecampus.org/2026/08/11/c...
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College Athletics Are Losing More Money Than Ever — Minding The Campus
A new GAO report finds that most Division I athletic programs spend far more than they generate.
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/07/2026
I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭 Low T Pete will never live this down.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The single greatest shot in TV history , how one frame replaced pages of script and defined a character in seconds.
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Cindy Iritano @jaynesworld.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Happy 74th birthday to one of my favorite drummers… the legendary Stewart Copeland🥳🎈🎉♥️ #stewartcopeland #thepolice
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Pestilential Address
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
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Rightardia @rightardia.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Politico cartoon
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Lori @tygergyrl17.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
From The Rationalist
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Leonid Brezhnev’s Eyebrows @zentec.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Clutching pearls, preparing the fainting couch, fanning myself vigorously. It’s, it’s…SOCIALISM!!! Fulfilling government’s role improving society.
Dedication plaque for the Toledo Zoo aquarium, one of many buildings constructed by the Works Progress Administration.
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham didn't report he had a conversation with Mitch McConnell, but I can report he's probably having one now.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/07/2026
The Audible version is just one long exhausted sigh.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/07/2026
STEPPING UP Colin Kaepernick is funding an independent autopsy so Nolan Wells’ family can get answers they can trust. Tyler Perry is covering Nolan’s funeral so the family can focus on grieving instead of worrying about the bill. They didn’t have to do this. They chose to, and that matters.
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Gordon Wark 🤬💥😡🔥🕗🕕🕓🕖 @1stwark.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cartoonists Are The Only Real Journalists Left In The USA.
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hey, Patriot Front boys, this you? 🤔🤭🤣
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
BREAKING: Nurses at Mitch McConnell's hospital bedside say they've yelled into his ears, "There's a Black president trying to fill a Supreme Court vacancy!" and he didn't stir at all.
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~KittyKat~On the turning away~Pink Floyd~📚🌸🪴🌸📚 We, The People… @katarinakriz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mark? Oh Mark! Subpoena Mark Meadows. You want to relitigate 2020, #trump? Well, let’s fűcking go. #FightOn #Epstein Jack Smith wants a word w you, too.
The traitor in chief speaks to Mark about figuring a way to steal the 2020 election from Pres Joe Biden. A real man.
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Last night during the fireworks. And if this isn't a perfect representation of our current federal government, I have no idea what would be. Fuckin' Sleepy Joe, man...
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