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(they/them) aro-ace • non-binary • long covid & ME/CFS • secular humanist #LongCovid #TransRights #SmashThePatriarchy Masto: zencoffeebreak@mas.to Just my posts: bsky.app/profile/zencoffeebreak.com/feed/noreposts

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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 2h
saw someone call it Slop Intelligence
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 2h
saw someone call it Slop Intelligence
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 5h
hell yeah can't wait for the slop intelligence swimsuit issue
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 2h
that might work!
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 2h
wanna feel old? get long covid
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 3h
me, who never leaves home now because of long covid, is an outlier and shouldn't have been counted
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 3h
"but you don't look sick" literally me rn:
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Conor Browne @brownecfm.bsky.social · 4h
A friend has Covid right now. They have lost their sense of smell and they're having cognitive problems. This hit me today, as it often does: we made, and continue to make, a huge collective mistake in allowing a virus that impacts the brain to transmit unmitigated globally.
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 5h
yeah i tried that. unfortunately i can't hold it up
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 9h
my cat has been feeling better, while I have been doing worse. it's starting to cause problems. she is getting frustrated that I can't play with her and is starting to bite. any tips for how to keep her entertained? she has lots of toys but she wants me to play with them.
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Kristin Meekes @kmeekes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The pandemic should have led to clean indoor air, treatments for long covid and related illnesses, next gen vaccines, normalization of masking, mandatory respiratory protection in healthcare, sick leave, and a paradigm shift around what infections do to people
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omen ⚢ @ms.juneever.green · 28/09/2026
love languages are evangelical propaganda
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 29/09/2026
ME/CFS Barbie. This Barbie's job is just... Bed.
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 29/09/2026
when my cat thinks I've had enough social media she comes and sits on my phone
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 28/09/2026
obviously
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now that my chronic illness has improved, it's time to let my depression shine. 

UPDATE: Never mind. Chronic illness said, "Not so fast."
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Danielle Beckman @daniellebeckman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recent photo at the NHS. Over 6 years into #COVID, and we still have “wash your hands” under “AIRBORNE PRECAUTIONS.” We are failing hard to communicate one of the most basic lessons of this pandemic: Airborne means spread through the AIR. Clean air is infection control. #Airborne #PublicHealth #NHS
Photo shows a sign at NHS that says: Airborne precaution
Please wash your hands before entering the training room. Thank you
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 28/09/2026
Locktober? no thanks. i only care about the mysteries of the loch ness monster during Lochtober
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 28/09/2026
why did we as a society decide login pages should have username on one page and password on another completely separate page? what was wrong with them together? why is every website making me open up my password manager twice??
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 28/09/2026
tweet: "Working the phones for poison control must be so fun because you get to talk to poisoned people all day"
<drawing of maomao making the 😌 face>
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
archeologists popped off when they named one of our ancestors "homo erectus." fucking got their asses
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 28/09/2026
CEOs suddenly imagining exploiting their *AIs* too: "Stop, my penis can only get so erect!"
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 28/09/2026
my magnesium is designed to part you from your money
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 28/09/2026
women: these medical procedures you assumed aren't painful are actually very painful for us. can we get some proper pain management pls men: nobody: ai acts like it feels pain men: oh my god
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 28/09/2026
microdosing morning person by staying up all night
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 28/09/2026
done more all-nighters since i got long covid than i ever did in collage
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 28/09/2026
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 28/09/2026
you're not gonna believe this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_...
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 28/09/2026
as a society we have GOT to figure out how to give long covid to these billionaires
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 27/09/2026
saying u can't die from me/cfs is like saying u can't die from falling off a building cuz the cause of death is hitting the ground, not falling.
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 27/09/2026
"what do you do for fun?" bro, I have long covid. I haven't had fun for 4 years.
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 27/09/2026
nobody sleeps as soundly as a cat who spent all morning screaming at her borderline bedbound chronically ill human because she wants 2nd breakfast
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Ashley (she/they) @ashleyyelhsaaa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People are calling ME/cfs a “social contagion” on TikTok and if you know people like this in real life I need you to knock some sense into them because this shit further disables people or kills them.
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 27/09/2026
been going to bed earlier the past 2 weeks. however i stayed up late tonight and realized/remembered how much better i feel after midnight. yeah no wonder my body keeps drifting to a nocturnal schedule. thanks long covid
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 27/09/2026
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Ashley (she/they) @ashleyyelhsaaa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“I’ve spent my working life covering neglected issues. But few are neglected like the devastating chronic condition ME/CFS (myalgic encephalomyelitis, or chronic fatigue syndrome)”
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 24/09/2026
Organic is pushed on me so hard and it feels like a scam. Yeah organic produce might have 5-8% more nutrients/g but it costs 2x as much! Meaning NON-ORGANIC is almost twice as nutritious per dollar, which is the metric I actually care about!!
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 23/09/2026
cat baited me into a classic blunder
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well known is this: "Never enter a staring contest with a cat!"
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 22/09/2026
this isn't living. this is just continued existing to avoid making other people sad. #longcovid
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 21/09/2026
trypophobia is stupid just let the holes get married
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 18/09/2026
maybe its time public equity should own them
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AI critics: This is a theft machine for lazy turds with no imagination AI Stans: This is the greatest, most powerful tech in history. It is not a theft machine. There are no original thoughts anymore People Who Created AI: This is a theft machine for lazy turds with no imagination
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Great system, no notes www.propublica.org/article/scho...
Voucher programs and the private schools they increasingly fund have proliferated across the country. Yet those schools often reject children with disabilities — the very kids who were used to help sell early voucher programs to lawmakers and the public - for having needs that are too costly, complex or disruptive. That leaves those children with few options beyond the public schools. And as public schools lose enrollment as a result of more and more
voucher use, they lose resources that would benefit children who remain, including those with disabilities.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Sometimes you have to choose the lesser of two evils," they say. Ah, and why does one sometimes *have* to do that? Because someone else, who could have chosen opposition to evil, instead opts to become a lesser evil for their own perceived advantage—leaving others to bear the burden of that choice
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 18/09/2026
A LOT more people have covid-induced ME/CFS than we're willing to admit gizmodo.com/71-of-americ...
gizmodo.com
71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 18/09/2026
bleak
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Bi King Gent 👑 💖💜💙 @thesnarkygent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I do not want to talk to the computer, I want to read the actual PDF so I can talk to other humans who also read the PDF and we can do the scientific process based on a shared reality.
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Bi King Gent 👑 💖💜💙 @thesnarkygent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They have ransacked the world and left it a worse place entirely so their defective products would be the only thing left to use. I do not have enough profanity or curses or insults to say what these assholes deserve.
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Bi King Gent 👑 💖💜💙 @thesnarkygent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The real risks "AI" products pose to society are not new. This is just the same thing the tech industry has been doing for decades: wrecking shit with callous disregard for the consequences in the pursuit of money and power. They're not prophets of a strange future, they're the mob.
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