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@zeldangerous.bsky.social
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Dangerous. (she/they) I like roller skating, cross stitching, and nerd stuff. 🧡 I stream on twitch sometimes (@zeldangerous).

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My fellow birders, the time has come: The 2027 edition of my “extremely accurate birds” wall calendar is now available on my webstore. Perhaps the most anatomically-accurate collection of bird illustrations ever assembled! tommysiegel.net
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tug @tugboet.com · 22/09/2026
Well my day just got appreciably better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...
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CHVRCHES - Roses (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ChvrchesVEVO
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And No Man’s Sky, and Valheim, and Ocarina of Time remake…
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was convinced I wasn’t going to get a Switch 2. I was lying to myself. That Zelda Switch 2…. I need it.
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
seeing an improv show vs seeing two dogs and a pig
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Eve ♿🌻 @chronicallyeve.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy start of the -ber months everyone! My time to shine 😈🎃✨🍎🍄 #Art #CuteArt 💛🌻
Digital drawing of a bunch of autumnal things in warm colours - red apples, orange pumpkins, acorns, a cosy scarf and red mushrooms. Everything is surrounded by yellow sparkles on a light brown background.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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Weeformer @weeformer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guess who has a new fancy website set up now? (Me, it’s me!) weeformer dot com!
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh lawd he comin’ (probably)
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Flu season is almost upon us. Stay safe, folks
An image depicting handshake alternatives and the resulting germ
Transfer reductions:

High Five: 50% less bacteria transferred

Fist Bump: 78% less transferred

Sweep the Leg (martial arts takedown move): 100% less transferred.
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You know what really grinds my gears? Yoga. It always feels good after I do it and I never ever want to do it. So stupid!!
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Michael Hoffmann @michaelhoffmann.northsky.social · 25/08/2026
My cover of "Winter: The Wind Can Be Still" from Stardew Valley is now up on my YouTube channel. I always enjoy working on more ambient tracks for piano and this piece was a lot of fun to arrange. www.youtube.com/watch?v=beU6...
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Stardew Valley - Winter: The Wind Can Be Still (Piano Cover)
YouTube video by Michael Hoffmann
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Follow for REAL TRUE AMERICAN CONTENT 🍝 🍝 🍝
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
For once I’m having a too many games give dopamine problem… Cyberpunk, Palworld, Mistria, Cozy Grove, Wyldeflowers, GW2, not enough time though. 😭
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
[Everyone Disliked That]
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Arch @archimer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Tell Susan Collins to Stop Being A Senator
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Two very cool things happened to me today. 1. I passed my safe cert exam but more importantly 2. I discovered Cheerwine.
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sure I streamed on Twitch today, but more importantly I actively watched THIS Twitch stream today. 🍝 ✅
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✨Jesenia @ 😈👻💀🎃🧙✨ @notjambalaya.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
About to spend all my time in fields of mistria trying to max out friendship and maybe give all of my farm profits to this dog???? Dozy deserves everything
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zunderscore @zunderscore.tv · 01/08/2026
For years, many of my friends and I have joked about me being their Designated Service Extrovert - a buffer between them and other humans. Y'all know I will run a joke WAY past its shelf life. So I'm very proud to announce the launch of the Designated Service Extrovert Program! 🧵 extrovert.services
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Designated Service Extrovert Program
Working with introverts and ambiverts to remove some of the stress of human interaction
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The greatest day of my life.
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Time to update my resume: “2026 Shark Week Trivia Champion” 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 20/07/2026
MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY
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Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
we love you jimothy
jimothy, the perfectly round raccoon, in the world of Cult of the Lamb
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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Spaceballs: The New One: The Teaser Poster. In theaters April 2027.
SPACEBALLS: The New One
Coming Soon
Only In Theaters 2027
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Nat @nanopierogi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
ICE shot and killed a man in Biddeford this morning. He was here legally with a social security number and authorization to work. Even if he wasn’t, he didn’t deserve to be executed. Fuck ICE. Fuck Susan Collins. Fuck every other politician who has actively or passively allowed this to happen.
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tug @tugboet.com · 11/07/2026
mfw my therapist makes a face after a random tangent Im on and says, lets talk about that
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
*finishes a third cross stitch project* *immediately goes back to continue the second project i started because i didn’t want to work on my first project that got boring* *is thinking about what new project i should start because i finished something* Life is pain.
A cross stitch piece that shows a wizard drinking coffee with text “Don’t talk to me before my potion of waking.”
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
EarthBound (SNES, 1995)
An NPC is speaking to Ness saying, "The sun is merciless today, so please take care of yourself."
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B'runi Masna-Nunh — In Mentor Hell 👑 @ver-caster.etheirys.social · 01/07/2026
Steps outside -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP
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Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 30/06/2026
Mae is one of my favorite DJs!
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Get yourself a group of friends you can hang out with 24/7 for 4 straight days, make plans to “definitely hang before next year’s con,” never do that, and then do it all again the next year. 🧡
Abs, Zelda, Arch, Ian doin’ a SLOW DIPZelda, Abs, Jes, Alaina doin’ a TECHNO DANCE PARTYZelda, Thomas, Ify, Ian, Hannah, Liz doin’ a MEET & GREETPCM Logo, Holiday Inn, Zelda, Arch doin’ a GELATO ADVENTURE
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Arthur Baron-Clément @arthur.baron-clement.com · 29/06/2026
a summer sky
Rough digital landscape painting of a cloudy purple sky at sunset.
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Arch @archimer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
coming to crunchyroll this fall #portcon #pcm
A drawing of three Furbys in line titled “I asked the elevator to take me to floor G3 but instead it transported me to another world and now I’m like a Furby or something”
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Always warms my heart to see all the little nerds having a great time at PortCon.
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Arch @archimer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Furcolas and I met one of the Great Old Ones at #PortCon. #PCM2026
A photo of Arch holding his Long Furby on his shoulders next to a cosplayer dressed as a giant classic Furby. It’s beautiful, everything about it.
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zunderscore @zunderscore.tv · 27/06/2026
If you're looking for someone to talk you out of spending disposable income on stupid shit that will bring you joy or amusement, you've come to the wrong fuckin' place, pal.
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
That time I was so brave and got to meet @ifycomedy.com at PCM & had Shawn snap this epic photo. He was so sweet and kind to me; thank you so much for taking the time, you are awesome! The best part is you can’t even see my anxiety tears in the hotel lighting! Best day ever.
A tearful Zelda flexes flexingly with a flexing Ify whilst holding a selfie of a flexing Uber.
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✨Jesenia @ 😈👻💀🎃🧙✨ @notjambalaya.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh we are so back
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Ian Anderson, B.S. @kiltedchro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Felt like this was a good look today.
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Eve ♿🌻 @chronicallyeve.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Happy Pride from your friendly neighbourhood demi/ace 🥰❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 #Art #CuteArt #Pride #PrideArt 💛🌻
Digital drawing of a black cat on a light purple background. The cat is holding a pride flag and is wrapped up in a blanket with a plaid pattern in the demisexual colours - purple, white, grey and black.
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Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 08/06/2026
🥰 starting things 😰 finishing things
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I hate working in the office because things like this happen: A person I have never seen in 3 months sits diagonal from me in a seat no one has ever used. Keeps her Teams alert sounds on high, just pulled out some hard boiled eggs to snack on. Talking at max volume.
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
In case you’re wondering the best time for your car’s transmission to stop working, the answer is NOT two days before an out-of-state funeral.
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Chase-Biscuits :3 @chasebiscuits.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is real btw
Patch Notes for Balatro, from Steam, saying that Straights are banned from scoring until July 1st.
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Grief plus RSD is like, the worst combo.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride 💕
Fake news screencap of Gritty with the chyron, “BREAKING NEWS / Gritty announces it’s illegal to be straight in the month of June / No more straight people | See something | Say something”
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