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@zeldangerous.bsky.social
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Dangerous. (she/they) I like roller skating, cross stitching, and nerd stuff. 🧡 I stream on twitch sometimes (@zeldangerous).

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Roger Sollenberger @sollenbergerrc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The thing about the “road salt” line is that Troy Jackson didn’t say it as a zinger. He said it earnestly, like “ok but we can’t *eat* road salt”
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can if you pull yourself up by your bootstraps and stop buying a Starbucks once a week.
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Eve ♿🌻 @chronicallyeve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Letting myself work slowly with these pieces has been so nice!! Here is prompt four of #Peachtober - Spell. #Art #CuteArt #Peachtober26 💛🌻
Digital drawing of a black cat in orange wizard robes and a pointy hat. He's wearing a big purple scarf and holding a wand with a big yellow star at the end of it. From the wand is small yellow sparks floating up in the air.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My fellow birders, the time has come: The 2027 edition of my “extremely accurate birds” wall calendar is now available on my webstore. Perhaps the most anatomically-accurate collection of bird illustrations ever assembled! tommysiegel.net
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tug @tugboet.com · 22/09/2026
Well my day just got appreciably better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...
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CHVRCHES - Roses (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ChvrchesVEVO
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That is an awesome lineup! 🤩 I’m manifesting Sydney for you! 💜
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And No Man’s Sky, and Valheim, and Ocarina of Time remake…
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was convinced I wasn’t going to get a Switch 2. I was lying to myself. That Zelda Switch 2…. I need it.
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
seeing an improv show vs seeing two dogs and a pig
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Eve ♿🌻 @chronicallyeve.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy start of the -ber months everyone! My time to shine 😈🎃✨🍎🍄 #Art #CuteArt 💛🌻
Digital drawing of a bunch of autumnal things in warm colours - red apples, orange pumpkins, acorns, a cosy scarf and red mushrooms. Everything is surrounded by yellow sparkles on a light brown background.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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Weeformer @weeformer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guess who has a new fancy website set up now? (Me, it’s me!) weeformer dot com!
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh lawd he comin’ (probably)
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Flu season is almost upon us. Stay safe, folks
An image depicting handshake alternatives and the resulting germ
Transfer reductions:

High Five: 50% less bacteria transferred

Fist Bump: 78% less transferred

Sweep the Leg (martial arts takedown move): 100% less transferred.
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You know what really grinds my gears? Yoga. It always feels good after I do it and I never ever want to do it. So stupid!!
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That is such a sweet story, I’m so glad you got to meet him and share your art! He would love what your making today too. 💙
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Better than 54?
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Michael Hoffmann @michaelhoffmann.northsky.social · 25/08/2026
My cover of "Winter: The Wind Can Be Still" from Stardew Valley is now up on my YouTube channel. I always enjoy working on more ambient tracks for piano and this piece was a lot of fun to arrange. www.youtube.com/watch?v=beU6...
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Stardew Valley - Winter: The Wind Can Be Still (Piano Cover)
YouTube video by Michael Hoffmann
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Follow for REAL TRUE AMERICAN CONTENT 🍝 🍝 🍝
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
For once I’m having a too many games give dopamine problem… Cyberpunk, Palworld, Mistria, Cozy Grove, Wyldeflowers, GW2, not enough time though. 😭
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gives new meaning to “as the Chro flies” ….💥😎🌅
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thse magnets are so cute!
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is actually crazy lmao what the - ooooh right New Jersey.
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Samoyed is the sun.
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
[Everyone Disliked That]
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yeah I’m definitely not available for RenFaire this year…. Totally unrelated to this comment….
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Arch @archimer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Tell Susan Collins to Stop Being A Senator
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don’t know what gatorwine is but this is just like…. if they turned grenadine into caffeinated soda. Now I’m scared to investigate gatorwine. Is it like Gatorade?
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Two very cool things happened to me today. 1. I passed my safe cert exam but more importantly 2. I discovered Cheerwine.
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sure I streamed on Twitch today, but more importantly I actively watched THIS Twitch stream today. 🍝 ✅
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✨Jesenia @ 😈👻💀🎃🧙✨ @notjambalaya.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
About to spend all my time in fields of mistria trying to max out friendship and maybe give all of my farm profits to this dog???? Dozy deserves everything
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zunderscore @zunderscore.tv · 01/08/2026
For years, many of my friends and I have joked about me being their Designated Service Extrovert - a buffer between them and other humans. Y'all know I will run a joke WAY past its shelf life. So I'm very proud to announce the launch of the Designated Service Extrovert Program! 🧵 extrovert.services
extrovert.services
Designated Service Extrovert Program
Working with introverts and ambiverts to remove some of the stress of human interaction
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wait what?! This was a joke???
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Dark Helmet: Origins: Origins is finally going to explain the raspberry jam situation and my body is ready.
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The greatest day of my life.
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Time to update my resume: “2026 Shark Week Trivia Champion” 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Bruh 😭
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 20/07/2026
MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY
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Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
we love you jimothy
jimothy, the perfectly round raccoon, in the world of Cult of the Lamb
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oooo that is nice! Gonna look great with stain.
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
SHOW MEEEEEE
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I want you to know that I liked these posts for the engagement but it just stresses me out thinking about it.
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Woah, what? So stunning!
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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Spaceballs: The New One: The Teaser Poster. In theaters April 2027.
SPACEBALLS: The New One
Coming Soon
Only In Theaters 2027
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Nat @nanopierogi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
ICE shot and killed a man in Biddeford this morning. He was here legally with a social security number and authorization to work. Even if he wasn’t, he didn’t deserve to be executed. Fuck ICE. Fuck Susan Collins. Fuck every other politician who has actively or passively allowed this to happen.
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I wanted to do this but there’s absolutely no way I will be awake at 11pm to answer my phone. Curse my early bird-ness.
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tug @tugboet.com · 11/07/2026
mfw my therapist makes a face after a random tangent Im on and says, lets talk about that
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Zelda 🐌 @zeldangerous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’m fond of the “Susan Collins STOPPED CHINA” ones 😂 like??????
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