Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026CAMEO Search Result: "Impersonator: Three Stooges 'Moe'" - - - "Wise up, numbskull! It's me Moe, from The Three Stooges, you acorn!! Whaddya want?! I can send ya a birthday message, a congratutions, or even a business-related video for your presentation. Just give me a ring-a-ding on my horn!" 010
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Insane that this dude just basically became a real life version of the "Tim Heidecker" from On Cinema. He literally runs out to take an emergency shit at the end. He's seconds away from beginning to cry and worry audibly about his thoughts leaking out of his nose. Sad stuff, hope he seeks help. 031
Reposted by Zane Gordon-BouzardCriterion Channel 24/7 Bot @unoff-criterion-ch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026🎬 Now streaming on Criterion Channel 24/7: 403 Forbidden Next film starts around: unknown Watch on Criterion Channel 001
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This shit is so dumb Jesus Christ there's no way actual adults doing boys=dogs, girls=cats calculations in their minds, right? Do the world a favor if that's something you've ever sincerely thought of as a mature adult with a job and go chop off your hand as punishment for being a goddamn moron. 020
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Neil Hamburger voice: "They should have abandoned him for the music years ago!" 020
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran looks like the product of a one night stand between a British woman and the legendary lover, Gritty. Also, despite Ed's age, he has not still fully hit puberty. 001
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026One of the wildest things about visiting the Anne Frank house in Amsterdam is that she had a black & white version of this photo tacked on her side of the bedroom wall. 151
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If you ever watch JAWS with me, I can faithfully quote this background section of dialogue to you when it arises, but I will say "Not a pizza umbrella" because that is what I heard in my mind until I was in my late twenties at least. 000
Reposted by Zane Gordon-BouzardJaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 28/08/2026You haven't got one thing on here I ordered. 021
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Doing this is more embarrassing than shitting your pants in public 020
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026youtu.be/sKNWPhjTNOU?...youtu.beGonna Hurry (As Slow As I Can) (Demo)YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic 000
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026make a band bigger: Neutral Milk Hotel Casino & Resort 000
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026There should be a movie where Sam Rockwell, Walt Goggins, and Mark Proksch play brothers from wildly different backgrounds who are forced to come together to do a heist of the vault of a loan shark business owned by a ruthless @andyrichter.co . Would be good! 010
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I am pledging $400 to the next director of an EVIL DEAD movie who remembers that they're supposed to be funny 000
Reposted by Zane Gordon-Bouzardaceplym @aceplym.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Why do we fall Mr Lyndon? So we can learn to get back up again barry begin 0112
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026There are quality products and then there are Gildan t-shirt products, the undeniable gold standard for incredible design and material comfort 100
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Someone should buy this statue and officially name it "Charlie Kirk, Sharting" 011
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The Columbus Dispatch has done the formerly unthinkable and powered up its heavy-duty pussy magnet 030
Reposted by Zane Gordon-Bouzardcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026if i died on Mount Everest my body's nickname would be Jorts Guy 1769366
Reposted by Zane Gordon-BouzardJustin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The first three Evil Dead films are great because they're filled with inventiveness and imagination. 3569
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Da best of da best! Really looking forward to new Vera. 010
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I think I was five or six (?). I actually don't remember exactly how I felt when I watched it, but I do remember going to the public pool immediately afterwards and being terrified to leave the shallow end, even though I knew how to swim. 010
Reposted by Zane Gordon-BouzardInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars. 347125592749
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026@criterionchannl.bsky.social seeing the regular Criterion collection doesn't post on Blue Sky, so I'm throwing this your direction: can we expect a complete Jackass box set from Criterion now that things have finally concluded? Legit question, I would buy it in a heartbeat. 140
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Chris Pontius is my favorite jackass and also the best jackass 000
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Brad Lander upon learning of this news: "my eyes are open and we have made a terrible mistake, we cannot afford to lose Carville. I withdraw my victory immediately." 010
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Officially challenging the Widow's Bay team to meet this exact tone by the final season. 010
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 21/06/2026One thing I think the arts organizations in Austin could maybe stand to do a little more frequently is to hold an event in honor of Robert Rodriguez, I'm kind of surprised about how that basically never happens. 110
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The real life Wienerschnitzel mascot looks like it came straight out of an A24 horror movie where it was designed to let you know that something deeply unsettling is going on at this hot dog restaurant 110
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026The show gets renamed Doctor Hoot and it's just fictional webcam footage of a large Parrot with big human lips named "Doctor Hoot" that lives in the endless void of Stephen King's short story "The Jaunt" 010
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026It's hard to watch the team you're rooting for do an Icarus maneuver and lose by one point, but congratulations to the Knicks, one of the 11 professional sports teams NYC has available to root for, I hope David Zaslav as well as some of the other most privileged people on the planet are having fun. 210
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 10/06/2026A whale fall is when a dead whale descends to the ocean floor and an entire ecosystem forms around the decomposing body that acts as a deep sea oasis, sustaining life for decades and even centuries. Shame on Hollywood for declaring it's when a man gets accidentally swallowed into a sperm whale gut. 010
Reposted by Zane Gordon-BouzardJordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 09/06/2026Knicks 13-game playoff win streak comes to an end after Trump attends game 3 of the NBA Finals. 830045
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Hahaha! Trump you little bitch you cursed the game and now everyone in New York City hates you! Get fucked you dumpy bag of rotten, maggot-infested dog shit! You moldy, nearly-dead loser! 000
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Sure the Knicks are good, but unfortunately for them, The Spurs have finally once again collected the seven magic stones of Gorgagor, the elven shadow cloke, and cast the silencing spell on the wall of Nazogorth, and so the white wizard Popovich shall once again unleash the creature Frankenslam. 010
Reposted by Zane Gordon-BouzardAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026New rule, if you're a "how is diversity our strength???" dipshit you are not allowed to root for the team whose star player is an agnostic biracial frenchman representing a majority hispanic city bsky.app/profile/eric... 866029879
Reposted by Zane Gordon-BouzardHildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼 200135513587
Reposted by Zane Gordon-BouzardWill Washington @willwashington.bsky.social · 31/05/2026AI can never replace a man with basic Photoshop and Adobe Premiere skills and a silly idea. 47410
Reposted by Zane Gordon-BouzardBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/05/2026This is gonna be a fuckin awesome NBA Finals. No heels. 52107827
