Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Please issue a correction @nytimes.com otherwise your reputation for integrity will be ruined 010
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"A one and a half minute ride? That will be $20 please!" 010
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026One of the great details in the Stephen King novel 11/22/63 is that the main character spends time in both Derry (the home of Pennywise) and Dallas, and he basically gets the same vibe from both of them. 110
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026CAMEO Search Result: "Impersonator: Three Stooges 'Moe'" - - - "Wise up, numbskull! It's me Moe, from The Three Stooges, you acorn!! Whaddya want?! I can send ya a birthday message, a congratutions, or even a business-related video for your presentation. Just give me a ring-a-ding on my horn!" 010
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Insane that this dude just basically became a real life version of the "Tim Heidecker" from On Cinema. He literally runs out to take an emergency shit at the end. He's seconds away from beginning to cry and worry audibly about his thoughts leaking out of his nose. Sad stuff, hope he seeks help. 031
Reposted by Zane Gordon-BouzardCriterion Channel 24/7 Bot @unoff-criterion-ch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026🎬 Now streaming on Criterion Channel 24/7: 403 Forbidden Next film starts around: unknown Watch on Criterion Channel 001
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yes at some point people started thinking movies are real 080
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm not trying to prove you wrong! I basically agree with your take but felt like the "angry/absurd" lens that I've clocked from Tim and Eric universe definitely was an influence, similar to Ari Aster. And if it was and if this movie leads to more stuff like this, then it's cool with me. 110
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Agreed! But part of me is also kind of in the headspace where its existence doesn't necessarily need to be tackling things as much as floating between that specific absurdity of 2006 and the present and future. It felt like a more mainstream version of the Tim and Eric funhouse mirror. 110
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This shit is so dumb Jesus Christ there's no way actual adults doing boys=dogs, girls=cats calculations in their minds, right? Do the world a favor if that's something you've ever sincerely thought of as a mature adult with a job and go chop off your hand as punishment for being a goddamn moron. 020
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Neil Hamburger voice: "They should have abandoned him for the music years ago!" 020
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran looks like the product of a one night stand between a British woman and the legendary lover, Gritty. Also, despite Ed's age, he has not still fully hit puberty. 001
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026One of the wildest things about visiting the Anne Frank house in Amsterdam is that she had a black & white version of this photo tacked on her side of the bedroom wall. 151
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If you ever watch JAWS with me, I can faithfully quote this background section of dialogue to you when it arises, but I will say "Not a pizza umbrella" because that is what I heard in my mind until I was in my late twenties at least. 000
Reposted by Zane Gordon-BouzardJaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 28/08/2026You haven't got one thing on here I ordered. 021
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I rewatched Who Framed Roger Rabbit the night before seeing this and chuckled when he showed up in a little cameo, was kind of blown away to see him first thing in the movie. 010
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Doing this is more embarrassing than shitting your pants in public 020
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026youtu.be/sKNWPhjTNOU?...youtu.beGonna Hurry (As Slow As I Can) (Demo)YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic 000
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026make a band bigger: Neutral Milk Hotel Casino & Resort 000
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026There should be a movie where Sam Rockwell, Walt Goggins, and Mark Proksch play brothers from wildly different backgrounds who are forced to come together to do a heist of the vault of a loan shark business owned by a ruthless @andyrichter.co . Would be good! 010
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I am pledging $400 to the next director of an EVIL DEAD movie who remembers that they're supposed to be funny 000
Reposted by Zane Gordon-Bouzardaceplym @aceplym.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Why do we fall Mr Lyndon? So we can learn to get back up again barry begin 0112
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026And the price cannot be beat! It makes sense that everyone in the t-shirt business chooses comfortable, non-irritating, perfectly normal feeling Gildan brand tees for their Etsy stores, high school fall theater show productions, bachelor/bachelorette parties, and sandwich restaurants. 000
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Anyone who has ever donned a Gildan t-shirt has immediately noticed the easily breathable fabric, as well as the body molding, moisture wicking cut of the fabric, designed for comfort and style 100
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026There are quality products and then there are Gildan t-shirt products, the undeniable gold standard for incredible design and material comfort 100
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Someone should buy this statue and officially name it "Charlie Kirk, Sharting" 011
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The Columbus Dispatch has done the formerly unthinkable and powered up its heavy-duty pussy magnet 030
Reposted by Zane Gordon-Bouzardcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026if i died on Mount Everest my body's nickname would be Jorts Guy 1769366
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Gettin' horned up about NBA player extension contracts and comparing them as a metric for integrity...hell yeah 000
Reposted by Zane Gordon-BouzardJustin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The first three Evil Dead films are great because they're filled with inventiveness and imagination. 3569
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Da best of da best! Really looking forward to new Vera. 010
Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Yeah that's a very accurate description 110
