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Zane Gordon-Bouzard

@zeepeegeebee.bsky.social
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gourmand-buzzard freelance film editor opinions are my own

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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 11h
Thank you to the new sports gambling platform Novig. I never knew before that Sydney Sweeney had alien-style hands but your advertisement was an eye opener. I can see where her pinky should have begun, there is no finger, and then her next finger is equally as long as the following. An icon!
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 20h
RIP Lon Chaney Jr. you would have loved woofman wine
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please issue a correction @nytimes.com otherwise your reputation for integrity will be ruined
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This shit is so dumb Jesus Christ there's no way actual adults doing boys=dogs, girls=cats calculations in their minds, right? Do the world a favor if that's something you've ever sincerely thought of as a mature adult with a job and go chop off your hand as punishment for being a goddamn moron.
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Neil Hamburger voice: "They should have abandoned him for the music years ago!"
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran looks like the product of a one night stand between a British woman and the legendary lover, Gritty. Also, despite Ed's age, he has not still fully hit puberty.
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Someone should buy this statue and officially name it "Charlie Kirk, Sharting"
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Down here we call this a two-fer...
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The real life Wienerschnitzel mascot looks like it came straight out of an A24 horror movie where it was designed to let you know that something deeply unsettling is going on at this hot dog restaurant
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
MONSTER MOVIES ARE BACK!
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The president appears to be entering the stages of his final form as the spider version of Pennywise the Dancing Clown from the IT (1990) television miniseries
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Happy #AlienDay
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
For Spurs fans excited about the upcoming potential championship team, this is - canonically - how you correctly pronounce the first two words of "OOH MAMA WEMBANYAMA"
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A star is born!
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Disgraceful
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The "Our Dumb Century" Nixon Trilogy has always been one of my favorites
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
POV: You have just violently clipped an electric pole because you were texting and driving. The impact completely rolled your 2012 Jeep Wrangler. Sparks flash as the pole topples. The neighborhood darkens. You bleed out, dying. You look up, praying, and spot this in the detrius from your dashboard:
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The coward @pftompkins.bsky.social disabled replies on this post because he's too chickenshit to admit that Jack Reacher is a grape.
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Since I know this is not easy to read:
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Gotta do it!
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
More corroborating evidence (this time with 1/2 of Daniels)
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
"It says tomorrow's gonna be hotter." "Hotter?!" "Just like yesterday." "Yesterday? Yesterday you said you'd call Sears." "I'll call today!" "You'll call now." "I'll call now."
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Everyone is talking about how there's too much Spider in Avatar 3, but what they should really be focusing on is Quaritch's sick ass devil lock
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Interesting list, sir
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Skarsgård Pennywise is just Carrey Grinchcore for adults, and knowledge of this is a curse. Merry Christmas to all!
Skårsgard's version of Pennywise, clearly derivative of the Jim Carrey Grinch, but for adults The original bastard, Jim Carrey's Grinch, for children
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I have some serious concerns about the marriage age gap here. These women are clearly much younger than the Beatles, who are almost 100 years old by now. Even worse is that two of the Beatles are believed (unconfirmed) to be dead.
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
WARE R'YEEWWWW?!?!?!
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
A The Brothers Solomon scenario
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
@nytimes.com how dare you
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I never watch baseball, ever. But I decided to tune in for this World Series and holy shit this is so so funny, I'm in SICKO mode let's GO 'TIL DAWN!!!
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Kind of hard not to imagine Mee Maw's Titty Baby struggling with a disbanding of DEI
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Finally attended the State Fair of Texas. Unfortunately nothing like this managed to happen
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Zane Gordon-Bouzard @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
It's time for Him to return
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