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ZDarfan

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The he/him guy who tweeted too much about Jem and The Rocketeer

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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/09/2025
like this is the most irresponsible level of hysteria i’ve ever seen. most of these people are either paid by the republican party, or are high level advisors and allies. this is insane
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I survived oral surgery, and there wasn't really any pain, though my jaw is quite sore and I could do with a Soul Gem d, db, b + PPP right about now (the funk soul brother)
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
"Who disrupts my coronation?" "Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy."
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Watching Damien: Omen II, and there's my man Lance Henriksen. He's so young, his voice sounds nothing like what I'm used to. What a hunk
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Batman Forever soundtrack album cover
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
"I'm just so tired of all these star wars"
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The problem with The Omen is that it's set in England so I can't tell how much of the freaky shit going on is normal over there
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, with horror on her face says "Oh No! That means..." We cut away to see Jack Skellington from Nightmare before christmas approach a door in a tree shaped like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of shocked passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash in to the towers. Jack once again says "what's this?"
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
One of my favorite horror subgenres is "ordinary people in the wrong place at the wrong time stumble into deep shit and have to survive"
Race With the Devil (1975)
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I tend to assume that all couples in 70's movies are swingers
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The Chucky Fanta tastes pretty good
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Julie - TrexPushups @trexpushups.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Hi, I'm Julie! After being fired in February I moved from North Carolina to be safe in Oregon because I am trans. I can get access to my lifetimes worth of belongings if I can raise the rest of money needed to finish paying the movers. Please share and donate if you can gofund.me/60b1e917
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Donate to Help Julie Find Safety in Oregon, organized by Julie Kitchen
Hello, I'm Julie Kitchen! My previous fundraising efforts were able to raise enough mo… Julie Kitchen needs your support for Help Julie Find Safety in Oregon
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
“Black women do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person’s slot”. -Charlie Kirk
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Turns out my teeth extraction is tomorrow and not today, as I originally thought. Since I took the day off already, I found that there's a morning screening of The Breakfast Club in a nearby theater, so I am about to spend an hour and thirty-seven minutes in 1985.
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I wonder if anybody will ever take the title of Best Dressed In AEW away from Hurt Syndicate
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I'm not made of stone. Those old photos of Edge & Christian warmed my heart
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I post this every time somebody mentions UHF, but I believe this joke is a completely perfect piece of comedy. Pristine in concept and execution.
youtu.be
TAKE THAT RIDICULOUS THING OFF!!! UHF
YouTube video by BizarreCinemaRedux
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Is Mox's thing Evil Motivational Speaker now
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Formal Kyle Fletcher is pretty hot imo, especially in those glasses
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Holl🌞 @willows-song.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
This explains it better than I can
Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Enough negativity; let's talk about something nice, like movies. I love Burton's Batman youtu.be/XU7gnMSzf_c?...
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I'm Glad You're Dead
YouTube video by 1PeterH1
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/09/2025
Charlie Kirk on mass shooting victims: 'We cannot allow them to emotionally hijack the narrative'
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Darkly fascinating how Clinton and Trump have become the pedophile prosecution version of Mutually Assured Destruction
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Does anybody have some advice to give on how to be insensitive?
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
youtu.be/uPXaQRJm1b4?...
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Drug Free PSA from Newsies VHS
YouTube video by Newsies Rally
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Should this be heatcore
The famous poster for Hardcore by Paul Schrader but it’s Heat, with Al Pacino making that insane face, and the caption “oh my god it’s an ass”
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 09/09/2025
I'm a bit of a "sex Kabal" myself, in the way that I hit that back three times & run, then a wheel comes to get you (the uber I called for your convenience)
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Vote for the 1995 VMAs
Screenshots of the 1995 MTV Video Music Awards showing the nominees for Viewer's Choice 

Green Day - Basket Case

Hootie & the Blowfish - Hold My HandMichael Jackson & Janet Jackson - Scream

Live - Lightning CrashesR.E.M. - What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

TLC - WaterfallsChris Hardwick's dumb ass gesturing to the crowd as the toll-free voting hotline is displayed onscreen
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Screenshot of a commercial for Xena: Warriors Princess. Xena is in a forest striking a fighting pose and the following text is superimposed:

"A Take-Charge Female"

-Orange County Register
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I listened to Gil Ozeri's Sparkalonius podcast for the first time since it was released on the CBB Presents feed. Such a uniquely entertaining blend of sincerely creepy, Gothic atmosphere and juvenile toilet humor.
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
youtu.be/oqwntLBY9tA?...
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Against The Ninja
YouTube video by PremiereAvenger
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
You don't need your Slipknot mask!
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
A cursory evaluation of Decepticon capabilities indicates a distinct tactical deficiency
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Shout-outs to Greg Hess on the latest CBB. Right-wing folk singer is such a good premise for a character, and he always runs with it
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Me and who
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Lady with an opinion @ladymitopinion.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
No one can really argue with this
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I just celebrated my last weekend with all of my teeth in my head
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Last call for my Electric Bill Sale! Get 10% off shiny scaly goodies at Varanid Paradise with code SPARKY10 until midnight PST tonight! #bsnm #jewelry www.varanidparadise.com
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Varanid Paradise Reptilian Atelier
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Print advertisement for an ABC Sunday Night Double Feature: Benji followed by Live and Let Die
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Not sure if this counts as a fetish per se but seeing the Chesty Morgan footage in Serial Mom when I was 12 definitely did something to my brain
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I have never seen this one youtu.be/P9SzGvQCvQc?...
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1994 MTV Movie Awards
YouTube video by The VHS Vault
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Am I a good debater? Well, I've won every single fake argument I've had in my head, so you tell me
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Hey, whitey! Where's your hat?
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ZDarfan @zdarfan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
If you see this, Quote Post with a title screen that’s iconic to you!
The text "SLEDGE HAMMER!" superimposed over a close-up shot (lol) of a large revolver
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
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