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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 12h

Today's Laundry Sort has, for the first time in recorded history, led to a net /reduction/ of unpaired socks!

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 22h

New pants day / chonk / messy room 🫣

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026

I can't believe murder being illegal doesn't have an exception for these c*nts.

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026

I want to like my local bookshop. It has trans rights badges and was a key supporter of our local pride event and the staff are genuinely lovely seeming but it has loads of visible terfy potter merch 😐

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026

Well done me. Just grabbed the wrong bottle out of the fridge and put someone's cherry kefir in my coffee 🤢

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026

Cold called asking what my #1 political priority is right now and ALMOST answered "Twinks growing moustaches" (I said transphobia, of course, Twinks Growing Moustaches is my #2.)

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026

20 mins into the Mike Flanagan Carrie series and he is /absolutely/ as good as always but it seems cutting closer to home than usual, or maybe I'm delicate today.

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026

I would like to thank Slow Horses for giving me the first character in anything I have hated more than Kai Winn and Gaius Baltar in the form of Peter Judd.

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026

A street busker is attempting to cover Angine de Poitrine and however bad you imagine it could be, it's worse.

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026

Just heard a little owl right by my lab. 🥰

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Mike @ldnmike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The news

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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.

A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026

I love when auto-generated subtitles take an absolute punt on the spelling

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026

I did the thing.. not sure it's quite right but it's not too wrong.

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026

Cooking: I'm not bad and enjoy it Whistle: all the fucking time, involuntarily as well Draw: nope Paint: nope Swim: snorkel/scuba yay. lengths: 💤😴💤 English: for my sins Dance: nope nope nope Sing: extremely poorly Drive: not yet Gifting: one of my love languages

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026

W, and I don't say this lightly, TAF?

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026

I just put savlon on my toothbrush. KMN

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

A murder of crows? You mean caws of death??

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you

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Jeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read

A printed poem which reads:

I hav for breakfast Weetabix

I hav for lunch some meat

I have for tea 2 sosajis and thats enuf to eat

Peter Hazel, 5

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Roses are redde Noble are the manatees For a bettir future Teach artes and humanityes

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026

Just confiscated a note encoded into Cyrillic which read "Henry has no penis"

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm wanking in the air ☃️❄️☃️❄️ I'm wanking in the moonlit sky ❄️☃️❄️☃️

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026

After a week, the GP reviewed my X ray and called me telling me to go to A&E. Yay.

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026

Yes, I am watching Lindsay Ellis eviscerate the cruise industry.

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Dash Silva @dashsilva.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Charles Xavier:

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026

I have a Sichuan pepper and earl grey tea IPA It is unpleasant.

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026

I've just been sent this 🤭

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026

Ugh my midweek 3 six lesson days timetable fuckery is kicking my arse.

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026

No /you/ just tried to run a formula on a 579MB .csv value because you had a hunch about something totally irrelevant and wanted to see if it was true and now your computer seems to be running like a fat kid a foot deep in treacle.

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026

X-Ray confirms that the finger I was sure I hadn't broken when I fell on it a month ago because it didn't hurt as much as I expected for a break was, and still is, in fact broken.

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026

Really hate that my eye-shitness is basically completely incompatible with my ADHD. If I wear my glasses when I'm supposed to, there's no problem at all. If I don't, I can see fine until suddenly WHOOPS NO LOL IT'S 26pt TEXT FOR YOU FOR THE NEXT 18 HOURS.

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026

I'd give it a go but we're canonically incompatible.

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026

TIL what a real xenomorph is and it's super cool how appropriate the name is.

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Malcolm Mair @malcolm55.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Multiculturalism has only failed by virtue of the fact that it produced Suella Braverman.

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026

Hubs finallyu got me onto the First Law series and this quote I like.

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026

Whilst I do remember it from RoboCop, "Bitches Leave" is forever cemented into my mind as being said by Simon Pegg's Greg Dyke before sacking rostrum camera operator, the actor Kevin Eldon's Ken Morse.

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026

Wow a lot of my starred people on the yellow Facebook are randomly 931-937km away right now.

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 11/09/2026

I /know/ it's shite but I really bloody enjoy Ludwig.

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Michael @shevekuk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"Half of respondents thought London had the highest rate of violent crime of any region in the year to September 2025. In fact, the research found that police-recorded crime data showed London had the lowest rate of violent crime of any region in England and Wales." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Crime concerns outweigh reality, King's College London study finds

Many people see London as less safe than the data suggests, researchers find.

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zaty @zatytom.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026

Marching is a lot like queueing it seems 😅

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