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@zagareus.bsky.social
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I bleed sigma energy and I shit sigma rhymes I piss sigma felonies they'll never catch me for my crimes

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never Forgetti
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That one puzzle in SOMA where you have to get the code from Wan but it's real and it's Sam Altman instead so you fuck it up on purpose several times just to fuck with him.
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wtf was that sound at the end? Am I about to insert Sonic Mania Side B?
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Goddamn Eorzean colonizers still don't know how to properly eat a fucking taco.
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'm actually so happy with the direction they're going with FFXIV. Evolved Mode had me worried for a bit, but after seeing the dev panel, I'm really glad to see that it's more about de-cluttering your hotbar and giving jobs a way better sense of identity than it just being "easy mode".
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
FFXIV Dawntrail is really good when you don't have bitches in your ear telling you it sucks.
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
🧵Congress 202-224-3121 Find your Senators www.senate.gov Find your Rep www.house.gov "I'm [NAME] from [PLACE, ZIP]. I'm calling to urge the Senator/Rep to contact Adm. Correll & remind him that he has the same legal obligation as any soldier to refuse an illegal order from this Commander in Chief."
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
As someone just going through the MSQ, the latest FFXIV drama over Blue Mage is really funny. People are acting like it's fucking 9/11 over this shit.
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
#FFXIV I have never wanted to curb stomp a character more in my life.
Asahi from Final Fantasy XIV and his stupid fucking punchable face I fucking hate this bitch.
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I live in an amazing country.
A screenshot showing a Wikipedia page for unparliamentary language in Canada, the entries are:

“The only thing that I regret about Margaret Thatcher’s death is that it happened probably 30 years too late.” (2020)

crap (2021)
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
OHHHH I GET IT LIKE THE ANIME!!!
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
So like.... what's the step by step guide on how to do this?
A YouTube video made 6 months ago with 1.3 million views by a creator named "Doctor ER" called "Never do this to your penis!" The thumbnail shows him pointing at what I'm presuming to be a medical image of someone's balls going through testicular torsion.
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
E33 winning Indie Game of the Year is absolute horseshit but we all gotta remember that fucking Rocket League won over Undertale in 2015 so they've been pulling this bullshit for a while now.
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
#MetroidPrime4
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 12/11/2025
if the steam frame is at all competitive with the quest headsets price-wise then this could be the big one. i am manifesting the failure and demise of meta as a company. pleasepleaseplease.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
i like that bluesky is the unc twitter cuz it means i'm extremely unlikely to ever fall victim to reading a teenager's opinon
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
age 15: damn those donuts and 17 dr peppers and BBQ and shrimp sure was great. i think today i will sprint around in the summer heat uninhibited and then eat those again age 25: just had 2 pepsis, the slight singe in the back of my throat has informed me the next 4 days of my life will be horseshit
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🔞Keesh 🍁🏳️‍🌈 🍁 @rakeeshsorrel.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures. This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech! www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
e-6695 (Consumer protection)

    Keywords
    Censorship Credit cards Internet Pornography 

E-petition
Initiated by Carmen Tam from Waterloo, Ontario

Original language of petition: English
Petition details
Petition to the House of Commons
Whereas:

    Mastercard, Visa, and other payment platforms have been leveraging their power over consumer ability to purchase legal content;
    In 2021, Mastercard changed its policies to regulate adult entertainment by preventing the use of its payment platform on numerous adult entertainment sites;
    As of July 2025, video game distribution service Steam now cites rule 15, that “adult only” content is not permitted on the platform if it goes against payment processor’s policies. Steam does not describe what content is defined as “adult only”;
    As of July 2025, video game distribution website Itch.io has “deindexed” all adult NSFW content from browse and search pages. Users that previously purchased legitimate video games cannot access games that have been removed; and
    This has set an unsettling precedent of corporate censorship, causing concern in video game development teams, including developers, voice actors, and artists in other creative fields as their livelihoods are in limbo.

We, the undersigned, citizens of Canada, call upon the House of Commons to
1. Stop financial discrimination by payment platforms against legal goods and services;
2. Ensure transparency to consumers about content restrictions and the rationale behind them; and
3. Protect creators' rights to make legal adult content and ensure a fair appeals process for any penalized media.
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
This video could've been released in 2012 and wouldn't have been out of place at all lol. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXt3...
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[ytp] in a cargo box?
YouTube video by Fuantei
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
💙
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KyleJCrb - KNGI Network @kylejcrb.kngi.org · 10/07/2025
Hi folks, I hate to do this again but if you're able to support or spread this link around, I'd appreciate it. We've spent multiple nights in the ER recently, and the treatment process is still very difficult. Thank you for your amazing generosity so far. www.gofundme.com/f/help-kyle-...
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Absolute TV Time
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Alberta NDP @albertandp.ca · 30/04/2025
Danielle Smith is a separatist. She wants Alberta to leave Canada. She won’t stand up for our country because she doesn’t believe in what it means to be Canadian. /🧵⬇️ Stand up to her separatist agenda: separatistsmith.ca
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
And they say material manifestation of the collective consciousness isn't real www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Unsecured penguin caused helicopter crash in South Africa
Pilot lost control after bird in cardboard box slid off a passenger's knee and knocked controls, aviation authority finds.
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sincerely, rob dubbin @robdubbin.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
well this made me cry over breakfast. to any democrats holding even a shred of power right now: look at what’s possible from people far more endangered and vulnerable than you and grow a spine, you fucking cowards www.erininthemorning.com/p/powerful-s...
erininthemorning.com
Powerful Speeches From Trans Dems Flip 29 Republicans, Anti-Trans Bills Die In Montana
Transgender Reps Zooey Zephyr and SJ Howell delivered powerful speeches on the Montana House floor on Thursday. Republicans defected en masse to join them in voting against anti-trans bills.
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DEEP_DAB @dirtyclinch.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
YES SIR!!!
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Vandy: The Thing Forsaken By God @avartwork.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I stopped worrying about having a high follower count and losing it by leaving Twitter/X when it dawned on me it was made up predominately of bots and people who just wanted follow backs. The people you actually made a connection with and those who enjoy your works will keep up with you
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
i wrote something about This Place for @404media.co. please read it, and then log off. 💗
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You Can’t Post Your Way Out of Fascism
Authoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them, Janus Rose writes.
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Lorenzo Hall 🍉 @lorenzohall.com · 04/02/2025
Looking tighter than I'm comfortable with & I don't want to risk things so #mutualaid Currently at 200/$530 on rent payment. Due to the terms of the payment plan I use, if I don't pay it by noon tomorrow, I have to pay the full $1000 up front. Still seeking work, but anything helps.
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Pay Lorenzo Hall using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/NioLoHa and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
This always bothers the fuck out of me. I don't like calling myself Canadian precisely because of bullshit like this. Genocide against First Nations people and residential schools are perfectly fine to forget about as long as it's to "OwN ThE AmEriCanZ HAHA LOL!"
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Marin M. Miller @marinmmiller.com · 02/02/2025
If you do not like that your games are being released without voiceover, please write to the companies producing them and tell them to sign the SAG-AFTRA INTERIM AGREEMENT to guarantee their actors the right to consent to being fed into generative AI. We are being denied that right.
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Marcie Hobbs 🎃 @nezumiva.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
✨ NEW VIDEO ✨ I, like many people, went through a lot of TV, film, and video games in 2024...So why not talk a bit about *every single one*? "The 2024 Backlog Retrospective" is up on SATURDAY, 2/1 at 5:00 PM CST! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTQS... (Thumbnail Design by @linesinmotion.bsky.social)
To the left is a picture of Jinx from Arcane, wielding her gun. In the center is a picture of Curly from Mouthwashing, staring in to the camera. To the right is a picture of Knuckles, from the Sonic Movie franchise, surrounded by flames. At the bottom is a stylized logo that says "2024" in the style of the Mouthwashing logo.
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LeeLee @leeleels.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
My fellow Canadians! Did you know our trans friends in the US can't seek asylum in Canada despite their lives being in danger in their home country right now? Welp there is a petition you can sign to help change that! www.momentumcanada.net/pathways?rec...
momentumcanada.net
Sign the petition: Canada must update travel guidance and create clear, accessible pathways for trans refugees
Sign the petition: Sign the petition: Canada must update travel guidance and create clear, accessible pathways for trans refugees
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Quick reminder that libraries are fucking awesome.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
If you’re a straight, cis person who has ever posted some version of a rainbow with “you’re safe with me” or similar, it’s time to back up the words with action— contact your reps and ask them what they’re going to do to protect trans people from this administration, particularly trans kids.
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Jade Rose @bluefolf.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I'm not doing the best financially but the least I can do is signal boost in every little way I can. Here's a gofundme for a Transgender Law Center. www.gofundme.com/f/naploving-...
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Donate to Nap-Loving Celine's Call for Justice, organized by Celine Friesen
Celine can't type, so I'm writing this out on her behalf. She is about to take her… Celine Friesen needs your support for Nap-Loving Celine's Call for Justice
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 17/01/2025
American Target Employee: I bloody well see
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Oh Jesus the porn bots are back from Twitter and my follower list is gonna look fake as fuck again.
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Krimblo you fucking whores.
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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
'live action' adaptations of animation projects offends me. setting aside the cultural disrespect toward animation on a whole, it's a fundamental dismissal of animation as narrative -- the point of drawing is inherently allegorical and abstract. the metaphorical nature of animation IS the story
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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Here's my Steam Replay. Honestly, I'm surprised Elite Dangerous made it so high up here.
Zagareus's Steam Replay 2024

63 games played, 238 achievements, 677 sessions, 25 new games

Most played games by percentage of play time

Elite Dangerous: 9%, Garry's Mod: 7%, Hollow Knight: 6%, Sonic X Shadow Generations: 6%, Elden Ring: 6%
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