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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Saw a Christmas themed ad in the Cineplex where I watched Resident Evil, like wtf are we doing?

Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

That one puzzle in SOMA where you have to get the code from Wan but it's real and it's Sam Altman instead so you fuck it up on purpose several times just to fuck with him.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Bluesky sometimes feels like that scene in Breaking Bad where Tuco kills his gang member for saying "Just remember who you're working for." But instead of killing him it's just the part where he accuses him of calling him stupid and the rest of the episode is just him being super up-tight about it.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Wtf was that sound at the end? Am I about to insert Sonic Mania Side B?

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

You're never gonna believe this.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Nobody said you have to say that buddy I think you might just love your friends that much.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Goddamn Eorzean colonizers still don't know how to properly eat a fucking taco.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Is this character from Steins Gate? Doesn't everyone in that show canonically use 4Chan?

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Don't you fucking dare put an AOE down on its leylines.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I'm with the other replies here I fucking hate the word guarantee. Why the fuck is it spelled like that? I will literally break down and cry if I'm ever hand-writing an essay and need to spell it. I always need to spellcheck this shitass word.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I'm actually so happy with the direction they're going with FFXIV. Evolved Mode had me worried for a bit, but after seeing the dev panel, I'm really glad to see that it's more about de-cluttering your hotbar and giving jobs a way better sense of identity than it just being "easy mode".

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

But it's so bad for you :(. Though I think I've been slowly getting better at handling the taste. Pop that has a stronger base flavor like Dr. Pepper tends to go better with it imo.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Society if me and many other people didn't hate the taste of aspartame.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

FFXIV Dawntrail is really good when you don't have bitches in your ear telling you it sucks.

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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

🧵Congress 202-224-3121 Find your Senators www.senate.gov Find your Rep www.house.gov "I'm [NAME] from [PLACE, ZIP]. I'm calling to urge the Senator/Rep to contact Adm. Correll & remind him that he has the same legal obligation as any soldier to refuse an illegal order from this Commander in Chief."

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

As someone just going through the MSQ, the latest FFXIV drama over Blue Mage is really funny. People are acting like it's fucking 9/11 over this shit.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Bro's ignoremaxxing 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 *vine boom* *vine boom* *vine boom* *vine boom* *vine boom* *vine boom* "Ohhhhhhhhh my gawwwd"

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

#FFXIV I have never wanted to curb stomp a character more in my life.

Asahi from Final Fantasy XIV and his stupid fucking punchable face I fucking hate this bitch.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

I JUST got to the first set of Shadowbringers credits and now I can't wait to see what you're talking about lmao.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Edmontonian here. Drink warm fluids, wear a sweater, get under a nice blanket, and consider getting a space heater if your furnace isn't working for whatever reason (I've experienced that shit during -30C weather, it fucking sucks).

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Edmonton #1!!!!!!! Go Oilers 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

The e-shop also desperately needs an update. It is amazing how magnificently dogshit it has become. The lag is fucking unbearable too. Like how the fuck did Nintendo manage to make it SO BAD?

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I live in an amazing country.

A screenshot showing a Wikipedia page for unparliamentary language in Canada, the entries are:

“The only thing that I regret about Margaret Thatcher’s death is that it happened probably 30 years too late.” (2020)

crap (2021)

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

OHHHH I GET IT LIKE THE ANIME!!!

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Me when I eat the powder that makes you say "Steam Frame".

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

So like.... what's the step by step guide on how to do this?

A YouTube video made 6 months ago with 1.3 million views by a creator named "Doctor ER" called "Never do this to your penis!" The thumbnail shows him pointing at what I'm presuming to be a medical image of someone's balls going through testicular torsion.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Every fucking time there's a huge quote chain like this there's gotta be ONE deleted mother fucker.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

E33 winning Indie Game of the Year is absolute horseshit but we all gotta remember that fucking Rocket League won over Undertale in 2015 so they've been pulling this bullshit for a while now.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Danganronpa popping up was way scarier tbh.

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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 12/11/2025

if the steam frame is at all competitive with the quest headsets price-wise then this could be the big one. i am manifesting the failure and demise of meta as a company. pleasepleaseplease.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

I feel like I'm having a fucking stroke watching this.

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

i like that bluesky is the unc twitter cuz it means i'm extremely unlikely to ever fall victim to reading a teenager's opinon

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

I just kept using it anyway because it felt cool as fuck to dodge with it lmao.

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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

age 15: damn those donuts and 17 dr peppers and BBQ and shrimp sure was great. i think today i will sprint around in the summer heat uninhibited and then eat those again age 25: just had 2 pepsis, the slight singe in the back of my throat has informed me the next 4 days of my life will be horseshit

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🔞Keesh 🍁🏳️‍🌈 🍁 @rakeeshsorrel.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures. This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech! www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

e-6695 (Consumer protection)

Keywords
Censorship Credit cards Internet Pornography

E-petition
Initiated by Carmen Tam from Waterloo, Ontario

Original language of petition: English
Petition details
Petition to the House of Commons
Whereas:

Mastercard, Visa, and other payment platforms have been leveraging their power over consumer ability to purchase legal content;
In 2021, Mastercard changed its policies to regulate adult entertainment by preventing the use of its payment platform on numerous adult entertainment sites;
As of July 2025, video game distribution service Steam now cites rule 15, that “adult only” content is not permitted on the platform if it goes against payment processor’s policies. Steam does not describe what content is defined as “adult only”;
As of July 2025, video game distribution website Itch.io has “deindexed” all adult NSFW content from browse and search pages. Users that previously purchased legitimate video games cannot access games that have been removed; and
This has set an unsettling precedent of corporate censorship, causing concern in video game development teams, including developers, voice actors, and artists in other creative fields as their livelihoods are in limbo.

We, the undersigned, citizens of Canada, call upon the House of Commons to
1. Stop financial discrimination by payment platforms against legal goods and services;
2. Ensure transparency to consumers about content restrictions and the rationale behind them; and
3. Protect creators' rights to make legal adult content and ensure a fair appeals process for any penalized media.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

This video could've been released in 2012 and wouldn't have been out of place at all lol. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXt3...

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[ytp] in a cargo box?

YouTube video by Fuantei

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Holy shit Marble Hornets mention. I remember being genuinely scared of Slender Man as a kid because of videos like his. Might have to check this out.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I don't even follow this fucking account so getting this on my feed TODAY of all days is extremely fucking funny.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Not starting with Mother 1 is very reasonable, but I do recommend playing it at some point if only for the novelty of playing an RPG that's just... so old. It's very rough, but I didn't regret playing it, and I felt rewarded once I got to Mother 3. No judgement to anyone who skips of course.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Can we bitch at them to just completely remove YouTube Kids now? That shit does WAY more harm than good and it's honestly pretty fucking disgusting to me.

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Zach @zagareus.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I'm ngl this happened before I went there and my source is literally my friend who was there lol so I might be spreading false information.

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