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So I'm driving behind a vehicle that has the blue lights of a cop car. But it's a Ghostbusters vehicle. Is it a cop car that's in costume? Would I get in trouble if I take a picture of it while driving? Is it a regular, civilian vehicle, and they'd get in trouble because of the lights?

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I'm trying to invent a new type of trolling. It's like, just talk normal. Just be honest and polite. A lot of people hate that shit.

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I don't know why I get the sense of curiosity that I should check, kinda almost right after there's an update. Is that a sixth sense.

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I'm really looking forward to winning winning just so I can milkshake duck myself and show how easy it should've been.

Y'all be chuggin' hatorade while I be sippin' lemonade.

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Accept someone's offer to voluntarily provide you with additional unpaid labor without also yelling at them (IMPOSSIBLE).

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I guess it's time for me to come clean about my part in things not working out at a prior job. You see, my name is John Capitalism, and in the year 1776...

I've learned a lot of practical self defense techniques, but the absolute best lesson was probably from Cobra Kai: "No Be There"

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I feel like I've finally both recognized and accepted that there was a pattern of abusive behavior going on, and there's someone I want to tell, but I can't, because of the implication.

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Accidental 11:11s should be worth, like, double points, or something.

Does anyone have some raw data that they need actionable business insights on. Maybe just a bunch of systems that don't communicate with each other. Copy pasting back and forth a lot could be involved. I'm thinking pissit tables too. Emails might even be necessary.

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Collapsing onto the bed, bursting into tears, next to the cozy cat. The cat stands up, walks over, head butts, curls up again, paw holding hand, and purrs. People could never.

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Can someone please explain to me what the fuck a pentacle is? This card game makes absolutely no sense. I'd rather be playing uno, y'know?

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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If I ever get married and there's a wikipedia page about it, I hope that, like with Jeff and Lauren, there's a section titled "Local opposition and protest". But I'd also like for there to be a 2md section titled "International opposition and protest". I just want people to be real mad about it.

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[making a lengthy order in the takeaway after friday night beers] I'm in talks on financing for a big chip purchase

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I dunno, I have a bad feeling about Safe Place Plaza. I think I should keep going until I reach Ambush Point, just in case.

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I'm jealous of those with hearts of iron. My heart of gold may radiate, but I can't get any magnets to stay in place. It's shocking, I know.

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I like the tarot readings because, imo, it's like an opportunity for guided meditation, but with the kayfabe of professional wrestling. Like, yeah, I KNOW that The Rock isn't actually cooking anything, but h*ck yeah I can smell it.

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I've gotten a ton of gnarly bruises over the last couple years, but the worst one wasn't even from getting hit with anything, it was when someone twisted my arm while I refused to let go of a training prop, just to find out if their technique really worked.

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The scary thing about hiking in the Fall is you never know when the next acorn is going to drop. The only winning move is to stay inside, imo.

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I have been informed that a deceased relative was the one who left me the gift of manifestation, as my inheritance, instead of something useful like money, and that they want me to stop using it to get into fights online. Thank you algorithm.

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Ok in retrospect I feel kinda guilty celebrating. It's actually really sad and I feel awful for them, humor is just my preferred coping mechanism, and this has been pretty stressful tbh. I really thought they were learning how to fit in and navigate the work, and I was patient up until the betrayal.

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Why have all my tarot readings started mentioning Wheel of Fortune. What's Pat Sajak got to do with this.

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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Do you think it's a bad idea to eat boiled potatoes if one of the batch had to be thrown out.

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In a conference room writing the words "Mental Chillness" on a big white board, moments before being tossed out of Pfizer's fifth floor window.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026

no....no!!!!!

lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(

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As per my last tarot reading, I've already won, I've passed all the tests, the universe is making all my dreams come true, and it's time to let down my guard and just be excited to embrace a life of abundance. That's all true right? There's not gonna be a followup test with a rug pull is there?

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"Hey [YT], are you on social media? I'd like to follow you!" "Ha yeah I am but I'm in the middle of doing this bit where it's a psychotic break and/or unmasking a conspiracy, so it's kinda weird rn." "Yeah that does sound weird. U ok bro?" "Yea. So anyway it's YoursTruly dot lol on blew skee."

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How I want to be found after Pompeii erupts again.

Two posable skeleton Halloween decorations in a box. One is shiny metallic for some reason. They look like they be caught boning.

Remembering a time earlier in my career when a high up person asked me to meet him in his office and talk for a while. I didn't put up an away message or tell anyone where I was going or even clock out. And it seemed no one noticed or cared when I got back and returned to work. Contrast with when

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I still want to pretend I have privacy so I hesitate to say anything too specific and easy to identify, but,

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Making a bingo card to keep track of which of the haters and co-conspirators decide to betray the others first. Aside from the free space though I don't really know how to arrange it.

According to this one reel the plan was to just assume the ordeal would drive me back into alcohol's warm bosom and that I'd just take care of myself. And I just don't think that's very nice.

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"Why does this guy stare at his phone instead of talking to us, besides the fact that we rebuff him whenever he says hi?" Because while you were gossiping I was studying the art of the post.

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Who up upping they man rn Not me.

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Computer touching is easy. The algorithm showed me tarot card readers that said I'd find my true calling. I think I can make a living posting.

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