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YoursJulie 🧿🎃

@yourstruly.lol
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Updating my description to be more than just a single emoticon so that I pass as human, but I'm doing it begrudgingly. He/Him <3

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 06/10/2026
How I want to be found after Pompeii erupts again.
Two posable skeleton Halloween decorations in a box. One is shiny metallic for some reason. They look like they be caught boning.
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 06/10/2026
Hey can anyone please help me out here? I can probably pitch in $5 but I'd like to see the final product first and I am not a reliable narrator nor am I to be trusted.
The bad guy from the anime Nazca, as shown in the intro to the American sitcom Malcolm in the Middle. Critics probably acclaimenated it. I thought it was ..........
............ mid. 😎
He's a guy looking over the ledge of a bridge, smiling, with a particular look on his eyes. I always thought he was a friend ready to lend you a hand and lift you up, but in the show he just fucking killed someone in cold blood lmao- oh that explains some things about my perception of people.One of the first results for "Bobby Hill squealing" when searching with Google images.

Bobby Hill, an 11-13 year old boy from the critically acclaimed* American slice of life anime King of the Hill, has a big grin, and his hands are raised to collarbone height. There is an idol to the objectification of women behind him for reasons that are not inexplicable at all in universe if you really think about it.
*I'm making this up but I assume it's true? Feel free to dispute it in the comments. Like, and subscribe!
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 24/09/2026
Instagram stop reading my Bluesky posts ffs
A cropped screenshot of an ad on Instagram indicating that BJ's Wholesale Club is now hiring.
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 18/09/2026
What kinda bug is this. More importantly, are they still alive? Picture taken in March of 2011.
Picture of a brown beetle, henceforth known as "Buggy"
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 10/09/2026
I know I've been heavy on the love spell bit, but lol at this account description including "thirty party remover". Finally, I can exile someone out of the friend group entirely, completely isolate them socially, and create the perfect environment for building a healthy relationship in good faith.
Screenshot of a "love spell" grifter account on Instagram. All the pictures are walls of text and typical of this genre. Their description includes "Thirty party remover" which appears to be a typo.
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/09/2026
This account has a different account type than the last, but the former's account type is part of the description. smh
Snip of an Instagram profile description:
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Personal blog
Photographer
Love spell
Ex back / 3rd party remover
Guaranteed 100% Results 'no scam message me 👇private on telegram.

"
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/09/2026
All these profiles that are only a few weeks old with hundreds of followers and a couple thousand views are surely intimately linked with the fabric of fate and the universe. Scrolling in public was always a game of roulette, but this stuff is too much.
Snip of an Instagram profile description:
"
Love spell
Ex back / 3rd party remover
Guaranteed 100% Results 'no scam message me 👇private on telegram.

"
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 07/09/2026
Can anyone help me identify this insect that landed in an orange plastic cup of water? There's a caffeine/hydration tablet dissolved in there that I don't think I should drink now. :( The app on my phone suspects dog flea, fruit fly, or western horse fly.
Photo of a small insect floating in fizzy water inside an orange plastic cup.
This photo registers as "Western horse fly"Photo of a small insect floating in fizzy water inside an orange plastic cup.
This photo registers as "Fruit fly"Photo of a small insect floating in fizzy water inside an orange plastic cup.
This photo registers as "Dog flea"Photo of a small insect floating in fizzy water inside an orange plastic cup.
This photo taken with default phone camera app (rather than insect identifier app)
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 30/08/2026
Poe Dameron saying "Somehow, Palpatine Returned" but with a quote bubble opening to the post below.
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 28/08/2026
Trigger Warning: Racial Slur So I was in the waiting room and, along with several others, overheard the person at the front desk call their coworker an "Indian giver". I waited a minute then went up and subtly showed them a Google search result (AI tho 😓) for that term, in case they weren't aware.
Trigger Warning: Racial Slur
A phone screenshot of the Google AI overview of the search term "Indian giver":

"
Indian giver"Indian giver" is an offensive idiom used to describe someone who gives a gift and then takes it back or expects an equivalent item in return.

Definition and Offensiveness

Meaning: A person who gives a present and later demands it back.
Status: Widely recognized as a dated and highly offensive racial slur against Native Americans.
Cultural Impact: The phrase disrespects Indigenous cultures by mischaracterizing traditional gift-exchange customs as deceitful.
"
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 28/08/2026
Pretend I quoted the pictured skeet and then attached the screenshot. But also, maybe you'd actually get 30+ notifications once in a while if you let everyone quote you smdh. 😝🤭🤣🤪🤠💀😜
An unedited phone screenshot showing a post on bluesky with the following text:

"Bluesky keeps having this bug where it alerts me to old notifications, and I keep seeing 30+ on the bell and thinking I got popular :("

At the bottom of the screen, the notifications icon shows 30+.
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 27/08/2026
I'm going to answer your question with a comic I found the other day. @phylville.bsky.social thank you
A comic panel depicting a person wearing headphones exasperatingly asking "WHY DO I SUDDENLY UNDER-STAND PEARL JAM??? !!!!!!!" while the headphones blare "EVEN FLOOOW 🎶"

Panel 6 of the comic strip sourced from the following Instagram link:

https://www.instagram.com/p/DWrfB8DCbin/
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 25/08/2026
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 11/08/2026
Smiley face ":unsmith:"
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 05/08/2026
When you're mad at me this is who you're mad at.
Praying Mantis on top of the refrigerator.
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 05/08/2026
The Praying Mantis yearns for pineapple juice and protein powder.
Praying Mantis on top of the refrigerator, staring at a bottle of pineapple juice.Praying Mantis on a plastic jar of protein powder.
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 05/08/2026
A dark butterfly with orange and white splotches, perched on a pink clover flower.
Per Wikipedia, "Epargyreus clarus, the silver-spotted skipper, is a butterfly of the family Hesperiidae."
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 05/08/2026
Something's been bugging me. About a week ago I got jump scared without warning when I clicked on an innocuous user profile. So I'm going to post some recently taken pictures of bugs as a palette cleanser. Namaste.
A (mostly) yellow butterfly is perched on a pink clover in a grassy yard.
Per wikipedia, "Papilio glaucus, the eastern tiger swallowtail, is a species of butterfly native to eastern North America."
Critics agree that this photo is one of the best photos of all time[citation needed]
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 03/08/2026
.gif of Dale Cooper responding with "I can handle that."
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 03/08/2026
😳What if we kissed at the ASS TAP - BEER · SPIRITS · KITCHEN —🫪
A cropped photo of a craft beer bar in a city. The visible portion of the sign reads:
ASS TAP
BEER · SPIRITS · KITCHEN —
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 01/07/2026
I've been reading about attachment theory again & decided to take a quiz. The results surprised me, I'm usually squarely in the Fearful quadrant across the board. I think this quiz's methodology is flawed, otherwise I may need to accept that years of therapy had an actual impact. Fucked up if true.
A four quadrant graph measuring Avoidance on the Y axis and Anxiety on the X axis. Top left, "Dismissing", includes mother. Top right, "Fearful", includes romantic partner. Bottom right, "Preoccupied", includes General. Bottom left, "Secure", includes father and best friend.

Per the website:

"
The table below summarizes your scores in a more quantitative fashion. Please note that Anxiety and Avoidance scores can range from 1 (low) to 5 (high).

Domain	| Anxiety Score	| Avoidance Score
General	| 4 |2.17
Your mother or mother-like figure |	1 |	3.67
Your father or father-like figure |	1 | 	2.17
Your romantic partner |	3.67 | 	3.33
Your best friend |	2.33	| 1.5
"

Source for quiz:
https://dream-owl.com/attachment/index.php
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 10/06/2026
Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date or be married to you?
Two still panels from the anime Legend of the Galactic Heroes.
Panel 1:
Kircheis, standing, and Reinhard, reclining, are on the bridge of a spaceship together, with stars in the background.
Kircheis asks, "Are you looking at the stars, Your Excellency ?"
Panel 2:
Reinhard turns his gaze toward Kircheis and pinches a tuft of Kircheis's hair.
Reinhard responds, "Why, yes, Kircheis. The ones in your eyes"
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 18/04/2026
Going for a drive, and it's on a long road.
A street sign for "HURT" street.
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/04/2026
Is this too much to ask for in an Epitaph?
Screenshot of Legend of the Galactic Heroes.

Frederica Greenhill speaking regarding the deceased Yang Wen-li:

"You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy."
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 06/04/2026
Thank you permabanned user "lizard tits" MPP, I hope you're well.
Forum post text:
Wow folks, what can you say? Looks great! The show however was somewhat mediocre in the beginning. Kind of meandering, not clear what the point was other than violently slaying a Monster of the Week each episode, and tbh the fight scenes were underwhelming. But then, out of nowhere came an unexpected plot twist! Jun Fudo is a lesbian. My best friend was late-bloomer lesbian who, as I understand it, didn't "switch teams" but rather realized what team she was on at about 30 years old. So she was new to the identity and liked seeing her people in media. So she was stoked about this! And the show handled it tastefully, it wasn't some bullshit fan service thing. About halfway through the show I asked her what she thought. She was cautiously optimistic. Hoping it was gonna stay good, but afraid they'd blow it. The pressure was on: would Devil Lady stick the landing? Or would it blow it like so many shows have?

Now, at this point I'm gonna spare you a lot because, if you'll permit me a substantial understatement, it's a bit of a bummer. The short version is, at this point in time, my friend finally saw a doctor for some strange symptoms she'd been having. And they found cancer. It was very advanced and it was very bad. She died only a month after diagnosis, so she never got to see where the show ended up. Suffice to say, I was sad. It's still sad.Forum post text:
Tbh at first I wasn't sure if that was that for the show. But after a bit I decided to finish it. And you know? I think it was pretty good. Weird as hell sometimes, but good. I think she would have liked it. There are two things notable about the ending. The final showdown is between Jun, now fully embracing her role as DEVIL LADY: THE CHAMPION OF HELL, and Lan Asuka, the "Child of God" set to bring 1000 years of peace to the world, which I guess is bad because it's implied the world will be very boring.

The first thing is funny. The Child of God's presence and the new age of peace is announced to the world by a jubilant, bible thumping AMERICAN PRESIDENT who appears to me to be a pretty clear Ronald Reagan stand-in. Jun ends up slaying Asuka on live television broadcast, which Not-President-Reagan sees and promptly blows his own brains out (off-screen) right in the Oval Office. If that's not a high quality absurd comedy moment, I don't know what is.

The second thing is personal. You see during the show, Jun's closest friend (only friend, really), is killed despite her best efforts to save her. Jun struggles a lot with this, and for a bit it seems she's just going to give up entirely, and let whatever happens happen. It isn't easy for her to to keep going without her friend. And there is no miraculous resurrection in this show. So even though Jun ultimately wins, the closing scene is of her somberly remembering her slain friend, turning her cheek, and disappearing into the background of the world, alone. It's a bittersweet note to end on. And seeing this so soon after my friend's death, with the incomplete watching of this basically being the last we got to do together, it hit home for me. Maybe everyone who has to go one without someone they love can relate. So thank you Jun Fudo, for being a great demon girl, and a character we both got to enjoy!
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 06/04/2026
A year later, having sobered up, imagine my surprise at receiving a PM titled "It's here!" They'd not only kept true to their word, but shared their experience, and it was a beautiful thing.
Forum post text:
As promised, it is time for our SPECIAL FEATURE. That's right folks. It's the Devil Lady herself, Jun Fudo!

Spoiler warning I guess for an anime from 1998. Also, I apologize in advance for this getting rather "maple shortbread bars".Forum post text:
So just after DGAD last year, I received a request to cover Jun Fudo of the anime "Devil Lady", also known as "Devilman Lady", even though that sounds dumb. I had never heard of it before, so not only did I have to look it up, but I had to figure where the heck to watch it.

So I did what any of us would do in this situation: nothing at all for about eight months. Then one day I was having lunch with my best friend and thought "hey, maybe we should watch it together?" So I explained to her that I'd made this thread about demon girls eight months ago on Something Awful and was now honor-bound to watch this particular anime because someone sent me a PM. Naturally, she agreed. Even better, she had Amazon Prime and they had the show, even though Crunchyroll and Funimation didn't. Shortly after we were introduced to JUN FUDO: THE DEVIL LADY. And we started watching a few episodes every week.Forum post text:
She might not look like a devil. In fact as far as anyone knows she's just your everyday beautiful professional model. Soon enough though, things happen, plot occurs, and she meets LAN ASUKA. Lan takes the role of Jun's mentor/handler with big dommy mommy energy. She reveals to Jun that she bears the mark of the beast can transform into a powerful and sensual demon girl!!!
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 06/04/2026
Folks, I have a confession to make. On May 4, 2021, a thread celebrating Demon Girl Appreciation Day was posted to a forum. I had recently watched Devilman Lady, and spent 2021 drunk, so I wanted to sincerely engage with the thread but was also afraid for my reputation, so I sent a PM to the OP...
A screenshot of the original private message's quoted text, and then the response.

quote:
YoursTruly wrote on May 5, 2021 23:32:
"I'm a coward who didn't post anything, but next year, please include Jun Fudo(u) of "Devilman Lady" fame. Her story and character (at least in the anime I saw, idk about the manga) are very interesting and are not (heavily) sexualized. She is cool and real and my friend. Thank you."



A reminder has been set. I'm glad you enjoyed the thread, friend!
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 06/04/2026
Let us not forget the reason for celebrating this holiday season; that The Devil Lady rose from Hell and defeated the Child of God. (Spoilers for an anime from 1998)
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 25/01/2026
Come on brain, it's the weekend, let me sleep in!
Dr. Manhattan 3-panel comic meme.
Panel 1 Text:
"It is 6:18am and I am waking up in a panic from a stress dream."
Panel 2 Text:
"It is 6:38am and I am waking up in a panic from a stress dream."
Panel 3 Text:
"It is 6:54am and I am waking up in a panic from a stress dream."
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 24/01/2026
Thinkin' about drawin' and postin' more.
Drawing of the Shifty-Eyed Dog from the Simpsons. Pencil on white paper.
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 06/01/2026
A day late, but took some phone photos of the moon last night. Had to consult the dead sea scrolls to make sure it wasn't an angel.
A very bright, nearly full moon, surrounded by a halo. There's one other bright light, Jupiter I think, still within the halo, around the 1:00 position if it was on a clock face. The top right corner of the halo is obscured by part of the roof.A very bright, nearly full moon, surrounded by a halo. There's one other bright light, Jupiter I think, still within the halo, around the 3:00 position if it was on a clock face.
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 29/12/2025
Here's a picture of my friends having a good time. I'm just out of frame, having the time of my life.
A drawing of six familiar friends posing for a picture together. Their faces are blank. The previous page of the sketchbook is not visible, but the artist assures you that he's on there, an equal within the bunch of friends, and he's laughing too.
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 09/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits
The Three Old Men from Cowboy Bebop. They're sitting at a table in a bar, smoking, drinking, playing cards, and definitely not about to get shot at.
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 14/03/2025
Phone pictures of the Blood Moon during and just after totality.
Blood Moon during totality. It's red.Blood Moon shortly after totality. It's still red, except for the bright sliver sticking out.
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 16/02/2025
Carpet Court implies the existence of Carpet Law and Carpet Crimes.
Photo taken across the street from a store named "Carpet Court" in Christchurch, New Zealand.
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 12/02/2025
Street signs that go hard.
Street sign in front of Lake Waihola in New Zealand. Text on sign is as follows:
NO DOCTOR
NO HOSPITAL
ONE CEMETERY
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 21/09/2024
Had a blast watching Cowboy Bebop Live.
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 19/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #979,562!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #979,562!
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 24/06/2024
Thanks I'm very proud of him, even though I ran out of room.
Credit to https://iheartcraftythings.com/goku-drawing.html and Akira Toriyama.
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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 24/06/2024
Goku
goku
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