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Can cats astral project? The greatest thread in the history of pet island, locked by a moderator after 1111 pages of heated debate.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 8h

For a second there, it felt like a cat had curled up on my chest. I think that's my cue to go to sleep.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 9h

Finally, someone is telling me explicitly about my haters, but I must know, I demand to know, what of the clout chasers??? The world wonders.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 16h

Some of these tarot readings are absolutely unhinged. Like, someone's going to have a public downfall in part because they hired private investigators to dig up dirt on their posting enemies? I'm just imagining someone doing that, but being cheap enough to call it a business expense too lol.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 17h

after we finished the meal and drove back to her house, someone was pulling out of the driveway, scaring us both. The food was delivered, the exact same order, but it also included the sold out item. I guess I would like to apologize to them. I didn't even like the item, tbh.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 17h

When ordering at the restaurant, everyone was polite, but one item was sold out already. When it was time to pick up the order at the window, I could tell the cooks in the kitchen were staring daggers at me. I told my partner, but she said I was just imagining it. So imagine our surprise when,

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 17h

Remembering the time I started ordering food on yelp, but decided to eat at the restaurant instead. Since the order was filled out, in the cart, and my CC on file, I'm almost certain that the app decided on its own to finish placing the order, but not until after I placed the same order in person.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 18h

You'll never guess my demographic background.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 18h

Tbh pretty much all of my experience with law enforcement has been positive. If I admit to posting "acab" in bad faith in order to fit in with leftist followers, would people be mad?

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 18h

that someone else would have to. I figured the highly visible mass of tacks and an open box would serve as sufficient notice that there was risk. Ideally, though, the box wouldn't have spilled in the first place. Those were my thumbtacks after all.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 18h

One time I was in a hurry and dropped a box of thumbtacks on accident. I wanted to gather them all back up, but I was afraid I might miss one or two, and that some unsuspecting person coming in after me might step on one or something. So, I didn't pick up any of them, and just acknowledged outloud

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 20h

I guess when someone is yelling at you in public, and you recommend to them that they at least pretend to be nice to you, because otherwise they might scare everyone around them...and it fucking works. They were never concerned when something was only scaring me.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 21h

What if everyone could let go as easily as me

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 22h

I know it goes without saying but if someone can't even talk about something together then I don't see any way we would have ever been able to do something together, at least not with my consent.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 22h

There's one person who absolutely wanted to avoid having a specific conversation with me. I think even if I had literally tried (hyperbole) kicking AND screaming, they'd still decide they'd prefer to never talk about it. They knew I wanted them to initiate the conversation, they just didn't want to.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 22h

How much do I have to spend to channel a message to some of these content providers to just add fucking captions come on now.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 23h

Issuing correction to a recent tarot reading of mine. I absolutely do fold. As cited in my first grade journal, "I can trun myself into a human[sic] prazle" And if it pleases the court, I still can.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/10/2026

So I'm driving behind a vehicle that has the blue lights of a cop car. But it's a Ghostbusters vehicle. Is it a cop car that's in costume? Would I get in trouble if I take a picture of it while driving? Is it a regular, civilian vehicle, and they'd get in trouble because of the lights?

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/10/2026

I'm trying to invent a new type of trolling. It's like, just talk normal. Just be honest and polite. A lot of people hate that shit.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/10/2026

I don't know why I get the sense of curiosity that I should check, kinda almost right after there's an update. Is that a sixth sense.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/10/2026

I'm really looking forward to winning winning just so I can milkshake duck myself and show how easy it should've been.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/10/2026

I wouldn't tell anyone if life gave me lemons, but there'd be signs.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/10/2026

Y'all be chuggin' hatorade while I be sippin' lemonade.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/10/2026

Accept someone's offer to voluntarily provide you with additional unpaid labor without also yelling at them (IMPOSSIBLE).

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/10/2026

I guess it's time for me to come clean about my part in things not working out at a prior job. You see, my name is John Capitalism, and in the year 1776...

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/10/2026

I've learned a lot of practical self defense techniques, but the absolute best lesson was probably from Cobra Kai: "No Be There"

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/10/2026

I feel like I've finally both recognized and accepted that there was a pattern of abusive behavior going on, and there's someone I want to tell, but I can't, because of the implication.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/10/2026

Accidental 11:11s should be worth, like, double points, or something.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/10/2026

The more Byzantine, opaque, and ass backward the systems involved the better. I think losing and finding myself again in spreadsheets may have been my safe space tbh. Maybe it's just Stockholm Syndrome. I'd also accept offers related to idle rich, heir apparent, navel gazing, work from home, etc.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/10/2026

Does anyone have some raw data that they need actionable business insights on. Maybe just a bunch of systems that don't communicate with each other. Copy pasting back and forth a lot could be involved. I'm thinking pissit tables too. Emails might even be necessary.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/10/2026

Collapsing onto the bed, bursting into tears, next to the cozy cat. The cat stands up, walks over, head butts, curls up again, paw holding hand, and purrs. People could never.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/10/2026

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck a pentacle is? This card game makes absolutely no sense. I'd rather be playing uno, y'know?

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/10/2026

If I ever get married and there's a wikipedia page about it, I hope that, like with Jeff and Lauren, there's a section titled "Local opposition and protest". But I'd also like for there to be a 2md section titled "International opposition and protest". I just want people to be real mad about it.

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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

[making a lengthy order in the takeaway after friday night beers] I'm in talks on financing for a big chip purchase

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/10/2026

Pulling over in Letting My Guard Down Alley so I can rest for a minute.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 08/10/2026

Boo, this is punching down, imo

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 07/10/2026

I dunno, I have a bad feeling about Safe Place Plaza. I think I should keep going until I reach Ambush Point, just in case.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 07/10/2026

I'm jealous of those with hearts of iron. My heart of gold may radiate, but I can't get any magnets to stay in place. It's shocking, I know.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 07/10/2026

I like the tarot readings because, imo, it's like an opportunity for guided meditation, but with the kayfabe of professional wrestling. Like, yeah, I KNOW that The Rock isn't actually cooking anything, but h*ck yeah I can smell it.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 07/10/2026

I've been waiting for so long to show off the pictures to someone who will ask "that was with his bare hands?" Just so I can respond with "worse, it was his human ones."

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 07/10/2026

I've gotten a ton of gnarly bruises over the last couple years, but the worst one wasn't even from getting hit with anything, it was when someone twisted my arm while I refused to let go of a training prop, just to find out if their technique really worked.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 07/10/2026

The scary thing about hiking in the Fall is you never know when the next acorn is going to drop. The only winning move is to stay inside, imo.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 07/10/2026

I have been informed that a deceased relative was the one who left me the gift of manifestation, as my inheritance, instead of something useful like money, and that they want me to stop using it to get into fights online. Thank you algorithm.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 07/10/2026

Ok in retrospect I feel kinda guilty celebrating. It's actually really sad and I feel awful for them, humor is just my preferred coping mechanism, and this has been pretty stressful tbh. I really thought they were learning how to fit in and navigate the work, and I was patient up until the betrayal.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 06/10/2026

Why have all my tarot readings started mentioning Wheel of Fortune. What's Pat Sajak got to do with this.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 06/10/2026

Not me googling Solanine Poisoning and scaring myself.

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YoursJulie 🧿🎃 @yourstruly.lol · 06/10/2026

Do you think it's a bad idea to eat boiled potatoes if one of the batch had to be thrown out.

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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In a conference room writing the words "Mental Chillness" on a big white board, moments before being tossed out of Pfizer's fifth floor window.

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