Alt: Primus: Cowboys in a Grassy Field Three silly looking men dressed as plastic red white and blue cowboys walking through knee high grasses

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Alt: Conan the barbarian (Arnold Schwarzenegger) prays for the first time: "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!"