Reposted by MelDarth Kriss @insanityreport.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026Who could have seen this coming? Oh that’s right. Everyone with a brain 1734399
Reposted by MelNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The next Kirby game will be a reboot of the franchise and it's gonna be woke. Kirby will be the only character affected by this change. 1630641
Reposted by MelLuiza Jarovsky, PhD @luizajarovsky.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Now you even need to be a time traveler to apply for a job. 1662388391
Reposted by MelThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/06/2026Tearful Trump Claims He Was Sex-Trafficked By Epstein theonion.comTearful Trump Claims He Was Sex-Trafficked By EpsteinWASHINGTON—Growing visibly emotional as he recounted the trauma surfaced by the Justice Department’s release of files on the serial predator, a tearful President Donald Trump told reporters Wednesday ... 501586227
Reposted by MelJasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 07/06/2026can I get a Hell Yeah in the chat 18776852076
Reposted by MelOld Butstillkicken @oldbutstillkicken.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Not sure who still needs to hear this but; “HEALTHCARE BEFORE DATA CENTERS” 16793172243
Mel @yourdlcmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I genuinely want to find the person who invented swiping album art to skip as much as I want to find the guy at Honda who invented LED headlights. It's too in the way to not be accidentally swiped and too inconvenient to be used frequently. Nearly EVERY music app doesn't let you turn it off. 000
Reposted by MelColon @gdcolon.com · 06/06/2026Saw Backrooms and Digital Circus, enjoyed both!! Was not surprised at all by the audiences for both 1432
Mel @yourdlcmaster.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I feel like "vw" needs to become more normalized for volume warnings, like "tw" for trigger warning 000
Mel @yourdlcmaster.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Do you think this is what Simon actually did to pass the time 010
Reposted by MelI'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 29/05/20261 year old → 6 years old Cute then. Even cuter now 525191632
Reposted by MelDavid Combest @decombest.bsky.social · 22/05/2026When politicians say they can't hold corporations accountable, remember: they can. They just choose not to. 419313457875
Mel @yourdlcmaster.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I forgot to post this on bluesky omg tgies.github.io/klattsch/ 010
Reposted by Melliam @uyukat.bsky.social · 23/04/2026coming from windows? life pro tip! create a puzzling '3D Objects' folder on your OS of choice to make it feel more familiar 392282477
Reposted by Mel🐾Skitty🔥 @sugrrnspice.art · 23/04/2026giving me this game was a mistake, i think 663817523
Reposted by MelRAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Going to the Jim (Preview) 6101178
Reposted by MelRAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Thanks for showing me what a fake friend looks like 61131107
Reposted by MelMikeinSPACE @mikeinspace2008.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Purchased personal tech support, ten bucks at a Walmart, haven’t found an adequately sized bucket tho… 191419
Reposted by MelRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 21/04/2026I can't believe 911 was 1,115 years ago 1745433
Reposted by MelBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/04/2026It’s pretty fucked up that the Nintendo Switch gave all the old games a rewind feature so people can just do that every time they mess up instead of doing what we did which is stop enjoying the game 773017218
Reposted by MelMelody, My Deer @melodynosurname.bsky.social · 12/04/2026just had a pot pie for the first time and i feel like it's better than sex 2150317
Mel @yourdlcmaster.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Really niche band that makes music in strudel and gatekeeps their fans by hosting the only repo for it on one shitty laptop that goes online and offline at random 100
Reposted by MelSamantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 08/04/2026yes google I meant pee-ordered 842430248