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Cyanocitta Cristata Perpetually 37 years old. Some kind of bird, despite the handle. Avatar by bluescale.bsky.social Normies and Centrists flock off. Misanthrope. Ace Aro. Scrunkly

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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 1h
Dennis Hastert dead at 84. Burn in Hell, fuckface.
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 22h
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 4h
Hey, for those of you who know their Batman mythologies, has there been an iteration of Two-Face where, post disfigurement, Dent becomes a cold, calcified (Lawful) Evil District Attorney for the corrupt government while The Other Face is a Chaotic Good crusader for Justice?
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 20h
I went pretty much all of 2019 jokerpilled specifically because of Jokers Trick.
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Jesse Locker @jessemlocker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Adolph Menzel, Death as an Unwelcome Guest, 1844/1845. Watercolor and gouache. 5.1 x 3.6 in. (Kupferstichkabinett, Staatliche Museen zu Berlin). Death politely recognizes that this is a shoe-free house.
Death, dressed in a top hat and overcoat, rings the doorbell as he removes his shoes. Inscribed: "1844: Plusquamperfectum" ("more than finished")
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not doing a bit when I say that Barney flooding the Zone and the Boomer rancor to kids loving him more was an essential stepping stone to Trumpism. I AM, however, doing a bit when I say whatever whatever counterbalance the left wants to have now or in 30 years has to be about the Liberty Bibberty.
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Until our intern Gavin completes the blood tests, please assume all enclosures contain The Thing. Thank you for your patience.
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I really want to get back into theater or streaming or something else performative that isnt only text based. I keep doing zany characters too. The fact that I have a recognizable voice for "guy covered in glue" is the giveaway.
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Anglosphere is a tumor. Our special relationship with Britain is that we are Empire Manifest but we did all the War Crimes once the world got civil enough to have courts for it. It worked for like, eighty years.
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Kipper@ASC dealers @kipper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
also swear by dixon tigonderogas. they always sharpen nicely and the erasers will last forever without getting hard and nasty.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woah! Its typhlosion stuff. That hat does things.
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Mr. Bear (Lukoi) @lukoi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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𖤐MEGAMOUF𖤐 @mamamouf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bug
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eminems thing with Kid Rock was his evolution into "Yo yo, Im rappin' Grandpa" (pejoratively) I will say it until I am blue in the face, the worst thing artists can do is enjoy their success. But I must change that stance. The worst thing an artist can do is collaborate with Kid Rock.
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oompah my Loompah until I Doompah-dee doo. *extremely loud bad egg horn*
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You love to see it.
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There will not be ANY patient conversaions with older relatives this time. 2028 will be "you fucked it up for decades, especially these past 12 years, do not entertain this man or I will never talk to you again, even on your deathbed, capisce?"
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zitronenjette1.bsky.social @zitronenjette1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The world is a big place, full of interesting people and cultures. Many Americans don’t realize how small and ordinary they are in comparison.
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What IS our stance on Pope Leo funding FurAffinity, anyway?
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Nick L 🔜 MFF @bufnickels.mustelid.party · 02/10/2026
. @jbthebear.bsky.social wanted to be a space trucker, catch him making pit stops at the galactic Whataburger
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clemn't (hiatus) @clempty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So simple So goddamn beautiful So tasty
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I dont have it in me to be romantic. I find the whole concept baffling.
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holy damn this eminem and kid rock track really makes me want to find folks i beefed with and reignite it. Division is part of the human social experience. "We're all in this together" is literally some Mickey Mouse anthem for when we are knee deep in hot shit. Dont sing about it, climb out!
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Asa Kong @othinasakong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the trauma is the useful thing dingus, you need to be angry to actually fight these fucking freaks, all of you aren't angry because you stick your heads in the sand and ignore reality and that's why you're more offended about someone yelling at nazis than nazis bragging about genocide
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A Latverian Film (2026)
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HELL YEAH Also its because we get desk jobs but cant sit still so we do a lot of squats.
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artdecade @artdecade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i think it's so fucking funny that ARMY WAR GAMES INC is bringing out a new anti-DPRK video game where we ignore the firebombings mass killings and rapes the USA did to the NK ppl; meanwhile russian liberals are going to DPRK and having like, a perfectly fine time www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxhf...
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They Told Me North Korea Was Empty. I Filmed Millions of People.8 Days: Pyongyang,Kalma & Locals
YouTube video by Katerpillar
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The media is, as ever, cancerous. But, as a Browns fan, the outcome of the Browns having their best season in decades, but every person who has a meaningful vote in accolades snubbing Watson, and him STILL getting the boot is amusing. God damn even when we are good, being a browns fan sucks.
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A perfect world has all cis white men doing service and caretaking work and several weekly meetings with women who have cat pictures telling them, gently, every single mistake they made. If they complain, you can shock their balls with a car battery.
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CSI debacle aside, what have there been in terms of mysteries within the furry fandom. Rife for drama as we are, have there been fictional whodunits in the context of furry? I just rewatched "Wake up dead man" and am in a whodunit mood.
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a Browns fan I have a real feeling the Browns may be given a bone by scriptwriters this year specifically to "Rehabilitate" or "Redeem" Watson. This really sucks. The fans are cheering because the team is doing well. The man is an Albatross in many ways, and the Browns faithful know it.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goodbye Paramount Goodbye Warner Brothers Goodbye HBO Hello MAGA TRUMP oligarchy media beast to be called SKYDANCE. Hollywood is now full-blown MAGA and we creatives are FUCKED. Have fun!
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Name a non LotR character who would resist the One Ring. He would find the Ring interesting but has his own plans and methods to rule the world. It would not change him whatsoever. Also, Eggman doesnt give a hoot about magic, except as a countermeasure.
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Alt: Eggman making an Important Announcement
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Kanna Banana 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 @kanna-banana.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
schlep schlep schlep schlep schlep schlep schlep schlep schlep schlep schlep schlep schlep schlep
a screenshot from a pokemon episode showing an Oddish drinking water from a pond. Oddish is a round blue purple pokemon with little feet and a face and green leaves in its head
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Waking Up In The Same World After My Hackjob Lethal Injection Simply Renders Me Unconscious And In Critical Condition Instead Of, Well, You Know
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Generic NewWave Band @polarcartoons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
woah
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👑 @ramensalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"hm? no, I've always looked like this. oh! i gained weight, maybe that's it- here, see? :3" some final day #Skunktember fun, ordered by @bluedude.bsky.social heheh
Rex, now a skunk, lifting his shirt and smiling at someone off camera. the shirt is cool, you should get one from bluedude
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I went into great detail on who Admiral Thrawn was to the General Manager last night. I am known to call Star Wars crap with regularity.
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah theres ten steps to killing The Devil but The Browns just did steps one through three to Rodgers.
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God hates Cleveland.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still really pissed they never did a Mr Bean Sweeney Todd production.
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey, you know that 30 movie a year promise Eliason made for the merger? Enjoy 30 of these every year!
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Baylei @baylei.wolfbear.club · 01/10/2026
It's the first day of #Foxtober! So I thought I'd share some of the art I've gotten over the years 😊 Wanna take this fops on some walkies? 🍩🦊🍩 🎨 @lazylittlekaiju.bsky.social
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I get described as "such and suchs Wario" a lot more than I like to admit.
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The terrible secret of the coyote @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hell yeah
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