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Josh Friedman

@yoshfriedman.bsky.social
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🇺🇦 If conversation is an art form, I'm Salvador Dali, because 95% of the time you're not gonna have any fucking clue what I'm talking about but you'll probably remember it. Hug your bros he/him Go Blue // Go Birds

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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 7h
Imagine committing the world's most coordinated, corrupt wealth theft and accumulation in modern history, and you're so... "outer borough", you're still shopping at Jos. A. Bank.
President Big Daddy doing some weird posing shit at a Klan rally or something and he's in a Jos. A. Bank suit, a company from which yours truly, the poaster, has never been so pathetic to shop from.
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 13h
Several things can be true at once: 1. Zack Marshall learned an extremely valuable lesson in trusting nominal friends 2. Zack Marshall is probably off the Michigan football team and I wish him well in future endeavors 3. He was fucking right.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saying he'd be cool with Iran nuking my home city is pretty bad but not quite as bad as when Hillary said some trump supporters were deplorable so I can see why the media turned the latter into a major scandal and not the former
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did the heimlich and saved my buddy's life tonight AMA
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In good news look at the size of this goddamn zucchini we grew in our backyard. Only one all season but it counts!
A very large zucchini the size of the poaster's forearm, and then some, that he grew with his wife
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kyle Shittingham
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Autumnal Blanx, but Scary. @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is a bad coaching staff.
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is comically awful from Michigan. Just a team that does not want to win
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Russians tried to transport a Mi-2 helicopter on a pickup truck, but overturned along with it. The incident happened in Russia’s Krasnodar region.
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jordan Marshall runs with so much hostility it's incredible to watch
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok so maybe both teams are actually good
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thing I love about the suburbs is that an aggressively mediocre pizza joint in our neighborhood (with worse service) is closing and people are losing their goddamn minds. There's a "Save [REDACTED]" Instagram group with like 1000 followers already do these people have nothing better to do?
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The bathrooms in my office play music which is fine in the abstract but I tell ya I didn't expect the flashback to my frat house just now when they started blasting Fergalicious while some guy is absolutely letting loose
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not sure who saw this coming, but so far nearly all the jobs created during the second Trump administration have gone to women.
Line chart titled "So far during Trump's second term, just 8% of all job growth has gone to men" showing change in employment by gender since January 2025. Total nonfarm employment grew by 776,000 jobs through September 2026, with women gaining 711,000 positions (92% of growth) while men added only 65,000 jobs (8% of growth). Women's employment gains accelerated sharply through 2026, reaching 711,000 by September, while men's employment growth remained flat with brief periods of decline, including a drop of 96,000 jobs in February 2026.
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What do we think is the Sicko Factor for undefeated Narduzzi Pitt at undefeated James Franklin Va Tech
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got home from picking up booze for a dinner party Saturday night and saw that the Phillies are engaging in some kind of bizarre seppuku demonstration, decided to join Mrs. in watching Watch What Happens Live and MY GAWD have y'all seen Blair Underwood recently?
Blair Underwood still looking fucking flawless man idk
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mike Tomlin saw this shit and said Minecraft it is
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can someone on finsky help me with some charts on how fucked the housing market is
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Boston hitting a home run off Max Fried on Sukkot is one of those things that feels anti-Semitic and probably is you know
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Spooky Mulder Bat Flip @mulderbatflip.net · 30/09/2026
The Philadelphia Phillies will play October baseball. Their fans could not be angrier
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎶I feel it coming, I feel it cominnngggg🎶
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"We'll make sure that any potential identity thieves can easily determine which mail includes your passport"
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
L'chaim!
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Socrates Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with a member of Queen? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Roger Taylor! [SMITH]: That is the drummer for Duran Duran
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good riddance to a season with the shittiest vibes imaginable. Some extremely difficult questions to answer ahead of 2027. [touches earpiece] Ah well we probably won't have a season next year.
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Celtic34 @celtic34.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone should’ve chimed in with “You expect me to believe that Iowa and Maryland are in the same conference?!?”
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guess the good news is I might make the @blockedforthispost.bsky.social feed finally
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mukuba is ass and the scheming is somehow worse
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zach Ertz getting zero yards after the catch just like old times
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good news is the shitass birds are shitting their asses so I can turn in early tonight
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Chuck🏳️‍🌈 @mooney039.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
El oh el
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go Blue
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kids were up pretty much every hour on the hour last night starting with Shug crying his ears hurt at 1am. Sunny of course also has ear infections and woke up running a fever. This is what's happened since. We're so back (it's so over)
Conversation between the poaster and his wife:

Today 8:09 AM

JF: Keep me posted please

Mrs.: We're covered in vomit in the pediatrician

Mrs.: Talk later
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How can I be a stalker I'm just a smol bean Fuck you
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the game between South Alabama and Kentucky shows up abbreviated as a War of 1812 rematch
graphic reading

USA vs. UK
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Go bLuE
Bet Placed
Under 29.5
Total Alternate
lowa @ Michigan • Today 3:30 PM
+50% BOOST
CASH OUT 1 →268 +402
Wager Amount: $25.00
Total Payout: $125.50Sicko Goofy I'll fuckin do it again
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sunny just pulled up like this to watch GameDay with me
The poaster's daughter in a white and purple tie-dye two piece outfit and lavender bow in her hair, sitting with her feet on the side of the table, propping herself up on the front of the couch
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It remains the world's biggest mind fuck that pretty much all of your cold symptoms go away after two drinks Spent the entire day sniffling and coughing and wouldn't ya know it two mezcals later I feel awesome. Surely this won't bite me in the ass tomorrow!
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Parks and Rec is better than every NBC show of that era except 30 Rock
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Are any NFL teams actually good
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe it's because I'm a Flyers fan who grew up in NY but my all time #1 fuck you team, in any sport, is the Devils. Why the fuck are the Ducks in the top 3?
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America is a Pastoralpunk Dystopia @pastoralpunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The LIRR should be metroized (and so should MNRR and NJT)
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Clutching my knees to my chest, rocking back and forth, muttering to myself "thank god for my 3% mortgage" ad nauseam
FRED data over the past five years showing 30 year mortgages with a spike around the end of the Biden years and then a slow consistent climb through the tenure of President Big Daddy 2 Electric Boogaloo
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
1. They caught this in time! It won't keep anyone from voting. 2. This happened bc TX lets you register to vote when you get your driver's license online. The DL office's web portal didn't send people's info to county voter roll registrars properly.
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Neighbors across the street came by when both of my kids were born with toys, books, etc., and their dog is super sweet and the kids love him. Tough to ask for anything further by Long Island standards. And today I noticed they put a Bruce Blakeman for Governor sign in their yard.
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Josh Friedman @yoshfriedman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honestly if President Big Daddy is gonna put his name on anything it really should be whatever the top level of this shit is
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 23/09/2026
I wrote about how Trump is treating presidential power like it's his own possession and using it to punish blue states — but also about how at least he's promised lots of cash for all of us. www.ctinsider.com/columnist/ar...
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