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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦

@yorkistic.bsky.social
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Player of board games, wargames, and RPGs. Copyeditor and proofreader, Intermediate Member @the-ciep.bsky.social. Philosophy grad. Ex reenactor & morris dancer. Tsundokuka. Often beset by loganamnosis. Immigrant/emigrant, depending on where you’re stood.

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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got the local printer to print up the new battle boards for Saga Age of Vikings. Did a perfect job for €17, as good as the originals. #SagaWargame #wargaming
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How I play #wargames #wargaming:
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A particularly photogenic bridge I passed on my bike ride today.
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Found another really good picture of a boar-crested helm, to go with my earlier post. #AngloSaxons #wargaming #5thcentury
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorting piles of clothes is not what immediately came to mind when I saw the box art for this card game.
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm on a diet, and have managed to stop eating just because I'm bored. I'm now bored because I'm not eating.
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Of course these keys open something. They just haven’t found all the hidden doors yet.
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Second game of Saga Age of Caesars tonight. Roman elephant came crashing out of the trees towards some rather surprised Germanic tribesmen. "Wotan im Himmel! Ein Ungeheuer!" #SagaWargame #wargaming
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@mytholder.bsky.social a fifth of the way through The Dungeon Book and I love it. When Cornelius was recounting the Borderlands, I was going ‘there’d better be a keep! there’d better be a keep!’
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.oglaf.com/goodideas/
Comic strip!
panel 1
a king with a long face speaks
king- okay, this might be really dumb but has anyone asked the crimson overlord to stop?

panel 2
we see that we're in some kind of war planning situation.
Well, there's a table with little figurines on it and a map.
so it's ether that or games night.
king- He's conquering and slaying but maybe he thinks we want that.

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general- Why would he think we want that?
king- probably he doesn't

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king- but a small group of heroes might make it up the dark tower and tell him we don't like it.

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general- You woud send those heroes to their deaths
king- aw come ooooon- send the worst four people in your army

panel 6
a shot of four adventurers.
one of them, who I'm going to call 'Rigby'speaks
Rugby- Cool. Secret mission.

panel 7
Rigby and friends battle monsters that are sort of like huge naked moke rats but with way more eyes.

panel 8
Rigby and friend battle their way into a doorway.

panel 9
close-up on Rigby
Rigby- Crimson Overlord! People don't like getting slain!

panel 10
green tyrant- you might have the wrong dark tower
Rigby- Shit
king-
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
First game of Saga Age of Caesars tonight. My German tribes fell upon the legions in a deep dark wood. The Romans died hard, but we squeezed a win. #wargaming #Sagawargame
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James Hoare @jdhoare.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyone fancy doing some goofy fantasy art for Secret Passages Issue 4? #ttrpg #ttrpgart #ttrpgcommunity
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@zeruhur.bsky.social hi, quick Loner question: is the twist counter supposed to reset between scenes, or does it keep accruing until triggered? Thanks!
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have an announcement.
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wife: "I bought these nice autumn decorations today." Me: "Ooh! 28mm!" Wife: "Eh?" #wargaming #terrain
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's the proper name for a non-electric bicycle? My bike shop called them legacy bikes (seems pompous), I call them analogue bikes, my nephew calls them acoustic bikes. nothing better?
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David Thomas Moore @dtmooreeditor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“Perhaps we should have done more to preserve democracy?” “Let’s see how it goes.”
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What video game changed your life?
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“Anti-vaccine week at Schröder’s funeral parlour. Children’s coffins half price!”
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UrbanShadows @urbanshadows.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Post your favorite 40k Warhammer kill team, wrong (right?) Answers only
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Römer heimgehen! Germanic warlord and hearthguard for Saga Age of Caesars. #wargaming #Sagawargame
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My son sketched this in a few minutes while i was reading his bedtime story. No references, straight from his head. Looks like line art for an #OSR #TTRPG rulebook.
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
French weapons teams from Warlord Games (plus a Wargames Atlantic officer) for #ChainofCommand & #BoltAction #SpreadtheLard #wargaming
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Amazon AI's synopsis of all reviews for the #SistersofMercy boxset ends with: "However, some customers have mixed opinions on the mood." So someone has given it one star because listening to 5 Sisters albums back-to-back has made them a bit depressed?? #GothRock #90smusic
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Richard Marpole @richardmarpole.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Are you looking for a zine that will cater to your geeky tastes, but surprise and delight you with it's eclectically eccentric collection of topics? I have the zine for you! 2 of them in fact! @weirdwalk.bsky.social @wyrdscience.bsky.social richardmarpole.wordpress.com/2026/08/16/w...
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Weird and Wyrder: Celebrating Eclectic Small Press Zines
Zines discussed in this post – I spend a lot of time on public transport with little to no WiFi access. This has made small, easily portable, physical zines very attractive to me. Weird Walk …
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Goede morgen, a reminder that YOU can get 50% off a wide range of magazines & 1 (one) t-shirt this weekend on our store All you have to do is read our latest newsletter & also discover incredible facts about trebuchets, black holes, blorks, Finnish hobbits, Swedish pit traps, one page RPGs & more!
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Hooks & Rumours #3
What we've been reading, watching, listening to and buying this weekend and think you should check out too....
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Adso of Menk @adsomenk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Painted my 1st Corps Daimler Dingo commander with a green cravat and cavalry twills. "t would be bad form to arrive in advance of schedule. In the nick of time would do nicely." #wargaming #ChainofCommand #SpreadtheLard #BoltAction
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J$ @js.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
Riders of Clacton! What news from the Mark?
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Before & after: stripped (with Dettol) & repainted my Citadel 1980s metal orcs. These guys must have each died a hundred deaths upon the dining room table of my 80s D&D games. #TTRPG #OSR #D&D1e #wargaming
A cItadel orc, 1980s era, crudely painted in enamels, with bits of bare metal and white undercoat poking through.The same orc and 7 of his mates, stripped and repainted in contrast paints and modern acrylics.
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy Lammas, Lughnasadh, and Yorkshire Day!
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 01/08/2026
"I saw Goody Proctor using AI!"
a painting of a raucous moment during the Salem witch trials
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Just watched Free Guy (I'm well behind of films), and it was an excellent recommendation from a friend. So many gamer jokes. It’s like a mashup of the Matrix, Lego Movie 1, and They Live.
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Seva @seva.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
the ideal academic life is being an eccentric Victorian lord. Invent a stamp licking machine at 22. Get elected to the Royal Academy for counting the beetles on your estate. Die in an arsenic explosion. The perfect life.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
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Michael Harker @michaelharker.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A last attempt: Would anyone like two tickets to the Flaming Lips at the Kelvingrove Bandstand in Glasgow tonight. My treat.
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Finished some ca. 14c spearmen, old Citadel figs now made by Foundry. Painted them as serjeants of the lords of Rodenstein in Hesse. Bases are a nod to 90s Goblin Green. #Wargaming
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
lol just saw if you scroll down to the 2nd to last category & then scroll past the 201 other options you can vote for the PERPETUALLY AWARD SNUBBED WYRD SCIENCE in the ‘fan award for best publisher’ section I’ll start writing our acceptance speech now i guess vote.ennie-awards.com/vote/2026/ba...
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Use the drop-down boxes to rank your favorite as 1, your next favorite as 2, and so on. Do not rank more than one product the same value. Do not rank products you don't like. Choose wisely--once you've voted for this category, you can't change your ballot. Clicking on the name of each item will take you to its website. Clicking the Vote! button below will record your vote, and take you back to the list of categories.
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Family out for evening, so sitting on balcony with a book and latest issue of Secret Passages by @jdhoare.bsky.social, listening to Greta van Fleet.
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language. Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wargames Foundry AG007 Chatti Warriors, painted for upcoming Saga Age of Caesars. All Romans are cordially invited to a picnic in the Teutoburg Forest. #wargames #wargaming
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So how long before Trump calls Fifa and they make the score 4–1 to the US?
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hwaet! I'm reading my son the Rosemary Sutcliffe version of Beowulf, from 1961. It's illustrated, but I'm starting to think the artist had no reference for a 'boar-crested helm' and this was their best attempt at what one looked like. #AngloSaxons #wargaming #5thcentury
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
youtu.be/330n4m8i1Ck?...
youtu.be
Albion Band : Battle Of The Somme
YouTube video by Folk rock / Australian rock / MORE!
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Orcusdorkus @orcusdorkus.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It is time for Yet Another Completely Unprofessional Unboxing, as I take a rambling dive into @wyrdscience.bsky.social, a fantastic magazine covering the weird and wonderful corners of tabletop gaming. And, as is tradition, vanish into several avoidable tangents along the way.😅 youtu.be/e8Du6b70iYM
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
@jdhoare.bsky.social @wyrdscience.bsky.social I know Goodreads is owned by the evil empire, but I use it to track my reading, would be good if all issues of your mags were listed there. @oldmoonquarterly.bsky.social is mostly on there, just missing the latest two issues I think.
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Großartig!
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Simon K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 @yorkistic.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Now I've spotted the frequency of 'stand down' in Vox Machina & so much other media I can't unheard its overuse. "Stand down!" "No, YOU stand down!" "No, YOU ...." etc etc etc.
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