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@yoldbag.bsky.social
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dog walker, bad poet, big boobs

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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
and people say i’m not maternal
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
all of a sudden very taken with the idea of leading you around on a leash, all the power in my strong hands, your cock pink and proud and yearning to breed while i giggle and say what a good boy you are
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
can’t get this out of my head
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
you’ll know i don’t love you anymore when i stop pretending i’m pretty and dumb
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
was walkin dogs and shook my head in quiet disgust at a musk truck passing by - the dude stalked me down in the neighborhood 5 minutes later to roll down his window and call me a fat bitch lol - i cackled “it took you 5 minutes to come up with that low-hangin fruit??ahahahahah” he sped away butthurt
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
gonna take a dump on this car later
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
while all around us is chaos let there be one truth
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
this is good, anyway
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
thank dog
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
no thx every day is fuckin long enough
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
looking forward to my muscles finally relaxing a few hours after my death
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10/01/2024
They should invent a brain that lets you sleep
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
sucks that if you want to be alive any of the time you have to be alive all of the time
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
😘
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
woke up with an insanely sore throat - husband refuses to deep throat me with vicks on his dicktip: is this grounds for divorce y/n
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
i used to scratch little notes on my wrist in paperclip or safety pin. shit like “starve strong” or “sleep is for the weak” 🙄 i still believe these things, lil whispers from the vipers in my brain. but i tattooed over the scars “lessons learned” - big shot, as if i’d ever change as if i ever learn
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Politely putting on headphones because my dog is taking a nap
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
forever wishing matt berry’s music was as good as he is funny and hot
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
i lost 10lbs on the new diet of hellfire news cycle
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
can’t get high enough to leave my body will keep trying lol
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
230am bong rips to the dome amirite 🫠
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
alls i’m sayin is this time lets not wait for the villain to die by his own hand
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/01/2025
Ohhhh we got the ol feelings bubbling up. Time for marijuana
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
today more than ever
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
crying in the car helpless and fantasizing about brutality
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s.j. bagley @heksenhaus.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
this country sucks and is bad.
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
david lynch’s bday and mlk day and NOTHING ELSE
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
life's almost over let me have everything worth having, please. i beg you. god or universe or whatever, hear this selfish prayer: let it wash all over me. let us go out with decadence in place of dignity.
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
🏆
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
🎶 take me down to paradise clitty
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
little free libraries stuffed with the elegies of hillbillies
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 10/01/2025
Pat Finnerty is one of our nation’s most consummate haters. Incredible stuff here. “It’s one of The Songs. If you’ve ever eaten a chicken quesadilla while listening to live music you know The Songs”
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What Makes This Song Stink Ep. 9 - MGK & Jelly Roll "Lonely Road"
YouTube video by Pat Finnerty
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
lil dickpig 🐽
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
breaking in a new computer
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
“put another pair of glasses on top of your glasses” stoned
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 09/01/2025
30 rock meme I just made - what a year huh? Lemon it’s January 8th
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
cannot pull up the covers due to circumstances
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
now i’m a professional reviewer of film
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Pipes @yoldbag.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
i bought this pee pitcher today
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