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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
MIND YA BUSINESS MAAM
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i'm back in the US man this place blows, huh?
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Abdul El-Sayed pictured w/ text reading "It's time to Vote Blue No Matter Who Habibi"
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
finally a list that gets it 100% verifiably correct
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Jamie Haunt @jamie.squad51.us · 28/07/2026
\so much depends \on \{the red}[wheel\-barrow] \glazed_{with} rain water beside the $\{W}[hite]\_{chickens}$
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
homer doing the raven is EXACTLY what i first thought of hearing this
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i can't believe argentina is a real place at this point every time i learn a new fact about argentina it feels like im being pranked
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
not particularly religious but i do think kewpie mayonnaise is incontrovertible proof of a loving god
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
see this is why i can't go on threads bc What
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i feel so blessed that i have no idea who any of these people are
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
that i don't know but the argentinan team was doing racist chants at some point so i wouldn't be surprised?
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
luckily for Argentina, even without Enzo Fernandez they are still not short of guys with wretched vibes
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i hate him so much i'm so happy like idek who wins now bc fernandez is gone
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
take it to a doctor and get a new legit script from them is my advice. it's also worth asking the pharmacists wherever you're going as to what's best to do. french pharmacists for example are amazing at helping one navigate the system here.
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the more controlled the med the less likely i am to convince foreign docs to write for me and american licenses aren't recognized in the EU. england and australia do tho!
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i'm almost certain they too have never been much interested in football in the first place
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
no i get "vacation waivers" on my scripts in the states first and bring it along esp bc so many of mine are psych meds i don't like to fuck around
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
it's so funny after les bleus lost every french person had suddenly never even heard of the world cup before
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
we've had a canicule which is pretty miserable in a place that doesn't have air-conditioning. even if that place is France
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
there are lotsa SUPERS
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The French do not get excited about anything, please
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
god i fucking wish. lol. just for july
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
also watching in french is something i imagine you liking lol
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i'm glad to see yall coming around to this apparently hating argentina is something the rest of the western hemisphere has been on board for a least a decade i had no idea but in fairness idk anything about sports
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i'm only watching this bc i'm in europe so it feels mandatory and my kids inexplicably follow football like premier league etc and know all the players already so yeah no choice for me
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
no that's just facts
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
me everytime yall are watching the other sports 😅
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
spain plays so pretty idk maybe ive been watching too much world cup
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
shakira deliver us from evil
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
but less entertaining
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
spain is amazing??
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
right?? WHO PLAYS DOWNTEMPO AT HALFTIME??
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
SHAKIRA SHAKIRA!!!!
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i just want to watch argentinians cry IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK???
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
yo wtf bro
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
me literally watching ANY sport i need to just false flag this shit and go all in for argentina bc apparently im the kiss of fucking DEATH
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
boy i hate that guy
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
every. fucking. time.
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
why do i keep watching this? why do i hate myself???
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i feel ill
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
mmm, drinking my cafe au lait, reading up on gold brainstorming eugenics and genocide ☺️
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
class, what have we learned in the past few years about collective punishment?
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i've always considered myself #1, but now i also want like ~20 very specific people to hang by their ankles. and then #1
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
he really needs a teen center
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
threw spaghetti at my mom today
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
ALL THE TIME 🙌🙌 that's a fantastic find 🤩🤩
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
WAIT WHAT????
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
😭😭😭 formez vos bataillons😭😭😭
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
france is setting off the saddest fireworks i've ever heard
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