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Yoder of Kansas

@yoderofkansas.bsky.social
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I like to go days without more than a few tweets, then suddenly rant a weeks worth of tweets.

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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 6h
Also, lest I just leave this at a dunk, it's worth recalling what constitutes the "betrayal" here. They're angry that Mamdani has tried to reconcile with the Jewish community in New York, and, well... Maoist Communist Union indeed.
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 6h
Wynn's Law remains undefeated.
Contrapoints saying "They don't want victory, they don't want power, they want to endlessly 'critique' power."
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 4h
gandalf 5 mins later: oh. shit. fuck pippin: what? *doors are being broken down* gandalf, shouting over battle: that afterlife is for other people! you don't get that one! pippin: WHAT???
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 4h
gandalf's line in Return of the King(film) where he says "death isn't so bad" then describes the sight of Valinor is EXTREMELY funny if you assume that he's forgotten hobbits don't go to the Halls of Mandos to get a new body the way elves do. what level of fuckup is "foretold the wrong afterlife"
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Yan Kodiac @yankodiac.com · 4h
Tasha from Ace Combat 8
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Yoder of Kansas @yoderofkansas.bsky.social · 7h
Alright, time for work
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papaia @papaiamk2.bsky.social · 19h
ティフォロス👓
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Yoder of Kansas @yoderofkansas.bsky.social · 19h
All right, bed now
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Yoder of Kansas @yoderofkansas.bsky.social · 21h
Home!
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @valdevia.art · 07/10/2026
Dinosaurs live amongst us and they are learning to become guns www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDMH...
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Shoebill stork clattering sounds like machine guun~!! (Japan Matsue Vogel Park)
YouTube video by Happy O Funny
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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @valdevia.art · 07/10/2026
You ever hear them. Their noise
Shoebill drawing. There's an AK47 nozzle firing from inside its beak
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the way.
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hcnone | WISHLIST Endless Monday In Progress @hcnone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
doing the bare minimum
a very quickly drawn picture of dragon-chan from upcoming indie game endless monday: in progress (wishlist now)
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Yoder of Kansas @yoderofkansas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anyway, work now
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New York State declares a “Measles Emergency”* (*Latest Fad) Thankfully, help is on it’s way ... @theonion.com @governor.ny.gov
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Yoder of Kansas @yoderofkansas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sink update! Maintenance stopped by again, looks like the gasket the installers used was a size too small, so get got the right one from stock, so hopefully we're good!
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Control Resonant (2026)
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 06/10/2026
I M D E A D
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think they'd actually be friends #silenthillf #sadako
A comic page featuring Sadako and Hinako, Sadako is coming out of a tv and Hinako is destroying a bunch of living mannequins with a lead pipe. Sadako retreats back to the tv.
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Yoder of Kansas @yoderofkansas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, maintenance came in and got the pipe under the sink fixed. Turns out the installers just kinda got it hand tight or just started but didn't finish it up.
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Dan Pearce @gamedesigndan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The infamous dril tweet that reads "drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,"
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まつ平🌵 @asagihana.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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BOO!👻 LAO GATE! @cheflubu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel really silly and can only apologize to the UK’s commercial fishing industry, such as it is after Brexit
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mea culpa: I posted a factoid about Games Workshop’s total economic value relative to the fishing industry and the UK economy that was incorrect. Games Workshop’s total revenue in the last fiscal year was a little over half of the entire fishing industry, not larger. Check your sources, Patrick!!!
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Liiiisssssaa @liiiisssssaa.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
her mo(ge) and her bo(raqchin) #jaadugar
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BeardMax94 (Comms open. 1/5 slots available) @beardmax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have Three Houses on the brain again woops #fireemblem #fe3h #threehouses
A four panel meme taking a scene from Season 5 Episode 20 of "The Simpsons" (the episode named "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"), set in the courtroom with the Fire Emblem: Three Houses characters of Edelgard, Dimitri and Claude having their heads placed over Bart, Principal Skinner and Homer respectively. There are text captions from the second panel onward that read as follows:

[PANEL TWO]
Claude: "I know you can read my thoughts, Edelgard"

[PANEL THREE]
Claude: "If I find out you murdered my father, your ass is mine."

[PANEL FOUR]
Claude: "I know you can read MY thoughts, Edelgard. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"
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Yoder of Kansas @yoderofkansas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Morning!
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Yoder of Kansas @yoderofkansas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, I'm going to bed now.
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Henry Snow @henrys.now · 05/10/2026
Yang wen-li, a character from Legend of the Galactic Heroes, saying in two panels "I believe that being ruled by the worst democracy is preferable to being ruled by the best autocracy"
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 05/10/2026
Convinced that mRNA vaccines are gonna go down in history like the invention of antibiotics
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Yoder of Kansas @yoderofkansas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alright, work now
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Yoder of Kansas @yoderofkansas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh! Just found out that the bathroom sink drain pipe somehow got disconnected right above the u-bend!
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Yuyu1971 @yuyu197100.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Horryfying ass baby 😱 #addamsfamily #wednesday
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Yoder of Kansas @yoderofkansas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning. Felt like I had a few issues sleeping last night, so hopefully the day will be nice to me.
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Yoder of Kansas @yoderofkansas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Goodnight!
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Yoder of Kansas @yoderofkansas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't think I saw mom smoke the entire time I was there, but still had a bit of a smoky smell to my clothes when I got back, so had to take another shower and wash my hair.
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 04/10/2026
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Masshi @masshi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Akane-banashi boldly answers the questions no other manga would ever dream of, like "how much aura can a character have while pantomiming eating noodles"
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Yoder of Kansas @yoderofkansas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Time to head to mom's!
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