Yoder of Kansas
@yoderofkansas.bsky.social
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I like to go days without more than a few tweets, then suddenly rant a weeks worth of tweets.
I like to go days without more than a few tweets, then suddenly rant a weeks worth of tweets.
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
![A four panel meme taking a scene from Season 5 Episode 20 of "The Simpsons" (the episode named "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"), set in the courtroom with the Fire Emblem: Three Houses characters of Edelgard, Dimitri and Claude having their heads placed over Bart, Principal Skinner and Homer respectively. There are text captions from the second panel onward that read as follows:
[PANEL TWO]
Claude: "I know you can read my thoughts, Edelgard"
[PANEL THREE]
Claude: "If I find out you murdered my father, your ass is mine."
[PANEL FOUR]
Claude: "I know you can read MY thoughts, Edelgard. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xkxvz674vgnsvdgh6xl47w75/bafkreif67wk3kmdwa4lprsu5lynxqiwdbalecsnxq5dgkd3c3cuckt4gu4)
