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Kaepernick kneels during the National Anthem, protesting injustice and gets blackballed. Meanwhile, child, animal and woman beaters continue to get jobs in the NFL.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 25m

I'm a big fan of the helmet cozies.

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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 6h

This ad is in heavy rotation here in Ohio, blaming Sherrod Brown-- who's leading the Senate race-- for this woman's botched trans surgery as a child. 1. She was 19 when she had surgery, not a child. 2. Trans surgery on minors is illegal in Ohio. 3. She has never lived in Ohio. She's from Texas.

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Attack ad claims Dems allowed a minor to have gender-affirming surgery. It's a lie. - LGBTQ Nation

First off, she wasn't a minor when it happened....

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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 10h

It’s shit like this that makes me laugh so fucking hard. People don’t get football anymore because everyone cares about their own personal outcome. Sports betting has ruined this game. And tainted the fans.

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We’ve been hearing for 20 years plus how we should just sit down and have a meal with people who think black, Latino and LGBTQ people are subhumans who must be killed. No.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Why the hell in this day and age knowing what we know now would you EVER let a Republican near your child?

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"No one elected you" Tell me you're not Catholic, etc. etc.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m 41 years sober today.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's just a short stroll from here to full-on Holocaust denial.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We could end this nightmare if somebody had the courage to just give him a gentle nudge.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Nope. And I don't plan to ever again.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He's history's greatest monster. Because he let history's 2nd greatest monster get away with it.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

October is weird because all the accounts I follow change their name and avatar and I have to do a double take to know who I'm reading. It reminds of Twitter before The Shittening.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"It's mind-boggling." It's not, really.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Gotta be honest, I don't think I can handle AEW Dynamite tonight.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hideous. But at least not AI. Right?

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I need this printed on a shirt.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Beef tallow in general can fuck off.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"El Niño" is the scientific name?

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Secret Agent Number Six @designationsix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Trump can fuck off with his re-naming shit.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Innocent people wouldn't be afraid of that.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think our enemies are using him BECAUSE he's so stupid. Two things can be true.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When I worked at Legoland in NY, I noticed many of our Canadian visitors wore very brightly colored Canada gear with the Male Leaf prominently displayed. At the time, I wondered why. Patriotism on that level was, I thought, strictly an American thing.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was in Chicago this past summer and drove by Soldier Field a few times and I can't believe the city is letting this team move to goddamned Indiana.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Senile Satan is completely passed out again in the Oval Office. I don’t care. The part that bothers me is that he keeps waking up.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was always told that you shouldn't buy her books until the third date.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"A White House spokesman said that this is all very normal and healthy, so we took their word for it and declined to ask any more questions."

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Mike DaMark @mikedamark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

AEW isn’t for the sickos anymore. AEW is for the Bastards.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Turns out it was true. Goddammit.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Some wrestling sites are announcing that PAC has died. Others are saying he hasn't. I hate the current wrestling landscape where we can't tell what's true and what's not.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

AD EXEC: Hey, what if we made every beverage ad sound like someone taking the loudest piss ever?

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Switching from football to hockey was the right choice. And since Hulu carries the Canadian broadcasts, I know I won't have to see that shit. At least, in theory. They show US ads during the breaks, so they could sneak it in.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have a confession to make. I haven't smoked in 10 years. But there are times when I miss that menthol shit so bad.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Right now, candy corn manufacturers are pulling out last year's stock to make sure that they are extra stale and ready for purchase.

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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Don't trust the polls… Trump will cheat. So… We still have to show up in overwhelming numbers. And… We still have to put in the work. Now, go VOTE! 😎✨

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The fact that we had enough people in our population to TWICE elect this shitstain president tells me that no, we don't deserve better.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026

We call this a concentration camp, your honor.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sorry, Tammy. Impeachment should just be the beginning.

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Scary Hokum @yocham-ta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Onion out here writing stories about me again.

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