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Karlee Suszan

@karleekanz.bsky.social
2.9K followers 564 following 9.2K posts

Lover of all art forms. Wanderer. Nature enthusiast. Possibly too passionate about the things I like. Freelance writer. Aspiring screenwriter. Social chemist. Would like to pet your dog or boop your cat. Photography. Titanium filled. SPORTS. Music.

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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 4h
OH NO NOT AN ANKLE SPRAINF
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GET HER ASS
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh it’s so fucking goooooooood
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HNNNGHHHHHHHHH 💦 💧 🫠
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Might cream my panties if I see Rodgers throw a Hail Mary interception.
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow I love being able to stream games on Amazon lol
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LMFAO
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I LOVE THE SKY
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AHHHHH
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SUNSETTTTTTT
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 02/10/2026
New Minneapolis culture war unveiled today: far left wackos on the city council disrespect the police by objecting to MPD command staff getting a week long vacation in beautiful Orlando, Florida.
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Omg I’m getting sooooo many WARBLERS in my yard today ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WHOOOAAAA
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On my god no way I am so nervous what do I do
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder if JD Vance brings turtle doves to his priest every time he fucks a couch. “Leviticus 15:13-15 and 15:32-33 state that a man who has an emission of semen (a bodily discharge) must wait seven days, wash, and bring two turtledoves or two young pigeons to the priest at the tent of meeting.”
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty bold coming from a piece of shit that posts something like this. I hope you get fired.
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lynx just decided to fucking suck, huh?
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BRUHHHHHHH
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get his ass, sis.
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mothers first (and only) AI Google search:
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ya see here that Case Keenum character is a real stand up guy, a real chap. He’s the bees knees and soars that pig skin straight over the moon! Meanwhile Nick Sirianni will blame the milk man for all of his problems! Jalen Hurts was lazier than a toad at noon! Well I am one happy cabbage!
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THE EAGLES BEAT OUR ASSES SO BADLY AND I FELT SO BAD FOR NOT ONLY MYSELF DUH BUT ALSO CASE KEENUM.
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CASE KEENUM FINALLY BEAT THE EAGLES WE ARE FINALLY FREE
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Freedom
ALT: Freedom
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I REMEMBER CASE KEENUM OF VIKINGS LORE
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me watching Monday Night Football
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch
Hoodie and mirrored sunglasses with a mustache
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FOLKS HOLD ONTO YOUR TIMBERWOLVES DILLINGHAM JERSEYS
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have a feeling we will be trading for another QB because that wording was wild.
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Kid Drinking Before Vomit
ALT: Kid Drinking Before Vomit
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 28/09/2026
I AM SO TIRED OF MONKEYS PAWING MYSELF
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LMAOOOOOOO Kevin wanted his ass GONE.
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LAMAR JACKSON CLOCK TIME MANAGER GOD
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ohhhhh my GODDDDDDDDDDDD lmaooooo
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A win is a win 💋
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Classic Minnesota Vikings I fear
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine.
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WHAT A MESSY ASS WIN MY DUDES
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My son my boy
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WILLLLLLL!!!!!!
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let’s shoot ourselves in our feet of course
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Janik Eckardt @janikeckardt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fuck it, throw one deep to 3
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noahtweetsdaily @noahtweetsdaily.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brian Flores lifetime contract
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Dave @wxdave.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Carson Wentz is the best QB on the roster (throws up in mouth)
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cool so how many times are they going to show the Trump commercial?
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please put in Carson Wentz.
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pardon?
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dallas Turner is a bad bad man 😈
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Karlee Suszan @karleekanz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What the fuck did I just watch 🤦🏻‍♀️
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