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Yossi Mandel

@ymandel.bsky.social
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Writer. Former rabbi. One typo, and I could've been a former rabbit. Here for the conversations.

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is what the founders intended when they said, "in order to form a more perfect punion"
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
See? If you don't follow Gail, you don't get educated
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm sitting here breaking my fast after Yom Kippur with - you guessed it - an everything bagel. Gail is a lie.
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's also "traditional" - meaning Jewish groups being disdainful of each other, including in this way - and it's definitely one of those traditions - minhag - for which we say that minhag has the same letters as gehenom - hell.
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We condone this use of Oy
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
And inevitably someone comes along to suggest "Then why can Black people use it?" ...Because language is contextual and we have both the personal relationship with the word and history, and the cultural framework, to separate its previous usage against us from our own rebellious reclamation of it.
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Behind fatphobia is the belief that being thin makes someone MORALLY superior. It's not the luck of genetics, being thin is PROOF that you are better than everyone else. And if you're not thin... all you deserve is pain and suffering. Socially, professionally, personally. That's how fatphobia works.
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
YES The Jewish people created Adam Sandler specifically to be a role model for fashion
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Ipsita Chatterjea (she/her) @ichatterjea.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Anti-Blackness is a distinct vector within racism Calling it out is abt acknowledging how POC's undermine Black people to gain points within PWIs Racial solidarity, collective strength can only happen when we identify Anti-Blackness and specifically act together against it bsky.app/profile/sand...
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The fundamental problem with all diets is that food is delicious and keeps you alive.
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We do love a good alley maybe more than Paris
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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 03/08/2026
dopamine. oxytocin. adrenaline. cortisol. long ago, the four hormones lived together in harmony
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Asher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm begging everyone here to be less easily baited
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The same voice that told the Mormon President back in 1890 to end polygamy, just happenstance while federal troops had cannon aimed at him. Mormon history is fascinating
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You can take the Uminer out of Lubavitch, but you can't take the Lubavitch love of a home full of books out of the Uminer.
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
STOCHASTIC PARROT There's a reason we read her books!
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Smeh
Alt: man serious then suddenly bursts out laughing
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 09/07/2026
y'all was telling us that the white children have a "Nazi phase" you sound abnormal
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The tl, dr version of this episode is: He doesn't think we will have a protocol for treatment of long covid for years.
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Here's the thing with this continued behavior by King: Now I want a thorough investigation of his entire life. If there are more Neil Gaimans, need to know.
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sighing in Jewish
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
@erinbiba.bsky.social discourse is no longer needed. its all right here.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 25/06/2026
it is truly perverse working in an industry in which some of the most respected outlets insist the illness many of their own colleagues have is not real
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Media Won’t Stop Psychologizing Long Covid
Media outlets that trumpet their journalistic integrity have used their prestige to launder an unproven, anti-science conspiracy theory about Long Covid.
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Pele was never tired. Maradona never stopped. These young uns...
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It's the classic opening line of Hôpital Blues, #567 Jack Reacher novel: "I was reaching for the berries when a bear started throwing purple grapes at me."
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Man votes for Nazi, news at 5
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Yastreblyansky @yastreblyansky.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"non-sequitur anti-Zionism" is a brilliant way of saying where the line is.
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It's a simple question Do you want high altitude skinheads or low altitude?
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
THE DEEP LORE RIDES AGAIN
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
For my fellow yidden, starting with @erinbiba.bsky.social
star trek ds9 opening title card runabout, fake episode title cheesecake
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Learn to measure the quality of the embarrassment by the depth of the eye roll
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Dunno about opium dens, but want to really feel the weight settle on you? Join me in a cholent den
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Because companies build nothing. People built the internet, and other people burned it down.
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
No llores por mi, rabipelado
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
That's it. He trash. Don't play Mister T like that and expect to live.
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I just make broccoli that is so good, my youngest still asks for it weekly after years of eating it and eats an entire head. Learn how to make delicious foods.
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Whose history books? Martin Luther is still in the history books as a revolutionary, while he was an antisemite more rabid than the Catholics.
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is where the Jewish concept of Kal VaChomer kicks in - if I do it, with my possibly half a percent chance of 1 reply, how much more so Erin
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
True. Every democracy to date has failed every marginalized group.
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Personally was looking for one that fully explores key lime pie, but I'll take key theme too
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The Washington Post did a big series of stories in 2015 on how what we know as "nutritional science" is mostly just vibes, and pretty much nothing has changed since then www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp...
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
😂
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aliii✨✨ @gigixmelo.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
With the amount of water I drink you’d think I was an ai data center.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
There are a million studies proving that the regular use of dehumanizing language and violent rhetoric, aimed at *anyone*, reduces people's empathy, lowers the threshold at which people will employ violence, and increases their aggression level. It genuinely rewires your brain.
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
rhyming sentences
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
and of course, no matter what the portents, the Jews suffer
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This fits very well with all traditional sources. Add arguing endlessly with G-d to the point of saying erase me from your book.
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 05/04/2026
I think one of the things about bluesky is that for a lot of its users, it represents a kind of retirement from social media. Like I’m tired and I want to get out of the game
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Don't think this is the major cause. Games have been getting updates since Sierra made a Quest for Glory 2 and King's Quest 2 etc. Gamergate created the path that led to all gamers being toxic. The whole playing environment is garbage.
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
And to be completely, absolutely unsubtle: "And here's a story about a group stayed up all night doing the Seder!"
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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Someone asked a Maggid (a storyteller of moral parables, paid Jewish profession in late medieval Europe), "How come all your parable stories fit perfectly with the moral that follows?" His response: "Heard of the archer who never missed? He shot his arrow first, then painted the target around it."
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