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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 18h

This is cruel, mean, vicious, and true

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 19h

oh no in that case I'm outta here (never mind all the antisemitism in Israel itself from one Jew to another... 🤢)

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

although maybe we should take a pointer and shut down the nation along with the bird site

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

juggling a drink, a dancer, and a sefer Torah the way our Sages intended

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

NO RACHEL YOU LISTEN I'm perfectly fine sitting here doing the traditional NY thing and blaming the mayor for that one piece of trash the sanitation people left behind

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i ate chometz in the sukkah terrible

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

this is what the founders intended when they said, "in order to form a more perfect punion"

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU NICK i shout in my best french with my beret on backwards

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Anzovin will return in the sequel... Isru Chag" (a very happy sukkkos and simchas torah to you - may the torah force be with you!:

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

See? If you don't follow Gail, you don't get educated

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

oh wow we're going back to the classics! lepers next?

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The person eating it is treyf

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

YES YES EVERYTHING DRAGON ESPECIALLY

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm sitting here breaking my fast after Yom Kippur with - you guessed it - an everything bagel. Gail is a lie.

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Our Talmudic agenda is surprise and fear - fear and surprise - and ruthless inefficiency...

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My brother used to entertain everyone with his spot-on impression of our building security guard Amadeo. The best high speed Spanish ever seen.

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm here to defend my neighbors Who were all coming to Venezuela when I was a kid to find menial jobs

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Adrenaline, hormones, and the anxiety of modern life?

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A fun writing experiment will tell you: Open any screenwriting software From the novel's text, copy in just the action paragraphs and the dialogue, in correct format. You will have way more than 120 pages. Rule of thumb is 1 minute of filming per page. Adapting for film is mostly cutting.

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I would go even further and say xtian supremacy IS western culture, not just a poison added to it.

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

in new york. in salt lake city barely anyone noticed.

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's also "traditional" - meaning Jewish groups being disdainful of each other, including in this way - and it's definitely one of those traditions - minhag - for which we say that minhag has the same letters as gehenom - hell.

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

aha that's what messed the goyim up, they can't pronounce the chof so they skip it...

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

That's your accountant. They say he really cooks the books.

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

now this is a level of ignorance i can only aspire to and never achieve

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

not to speak of the mental health of the survivors

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

That's the only point that's possible - it's possible with certain cameras lenses to get that boat in focus - but almost all photographers WANT that bokeh!

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

non frum ones. frum ones would believe it easily

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It's true. I'm a lout, and it banged me up pretty bad.

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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

And inevitably someone comes along to suggest "Then why can Black people use it?" ...Because language is contextual and we have both the personal relationship with the word and history, and the cultural framework, to separate its previous usage against us from our own rebellious reclamation of it.

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

aren't they all dead inside anyways?

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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Behind fatphobia is the belief that being thin makes someone MORALLY superior. It's not the luck of genetics, being thin is PROOF that you are better than everyone else. And if you're not thin... all you deserve is pain and suffering. Socially, professionally, personally. That's how fatphobia works.

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

YES The Jewish people created Adam Sandler specifically to be a role model for fashion

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Ipsita Chatterjea (she/her) @ichatterjea.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Anti-Blackness is a distinct vector within racism Calling it out is abt acknowledging how POC's undermine Black people to gain points within PWIs Racial solidarity, collective strength can only happen when we identify Anti-Blackness and specifically act together against it bsky.app/profile/sand...

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

someone who was severely traumatized by organic chemistry and is just passing that on

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

it is. A gita Shabbos to you!

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

West coaster elites are just dismissive because, "but can you SKI on them???"

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The fundamental problem with all diets is that food is delicious and keeps you alive.

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

No One Sings like Gailsmone Trolls like Gailsmone No one burns down the internet quite like Gailsmone

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

My funniest NJ full serve time was when we had a carpool commute from Morristown to manhattan (B&H), and our gringo driver tells the gas station attendant right before Holland tunnel in fake pidgin spanish accent "Regular. Full." Which is perfectly accurate Spanish

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

We do love a good alley maybe more than Paris

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

aaaaah the face of Der Teuffel!

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