Reposted by Dr. Hambowl Lickerhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 355206374959
Reposted by Dr. Hambowl LickerChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover 313010518
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026as a d1 christmas hater it's actually OFFENSIVE that we're expected to only jam to Last Christmas a couple months a year 120
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026uber driver: hey mind if i vape? me, actively dissociating from my dislocated hip: ye bro why not 120
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026saw a hannibal post tagged dark academia? dark academia?? the opposite of that actually, dark middle aged! dark midlife crisis! 120
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026what's crazy is this is my last straw to finally sign up for medium, i got the whole group chat yellin bout this dumbass list 020
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026new topic new topic or ill be at this all night fuck ah um i think hannibal lecter is probably a weeaboo 120
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i have concluded after much yelling on multiple platforms that the new york times list cares neither which stories were sincerely unique and compellingly executed nor which we owe enormous cultural debts, also that none of them motherfuckers have seen fullmetal alchemist 120
Reposted by Dr. Hambowl LickerFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026This is another great, approachable explainer on “the rationalist wackos who have managed to take over much of the AI industry, and who now have tons of money and political power.” www.iankduncan.com/personal/202...iankduncan.comSex, AI, and the Apocalypse - Ian DuncanHow a community devoted to thinking clearly incubated salvation stories, abusive experiments, race science, and an affection for autocracy, and why that history matters now that its alumni are asking ... 591943469
Reposted by Dr. Hambowl LickerGuoldu 🌚 future buff vol1 @guoldu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this byline vastly ignores and undermines just how important indigenous people's role in land stewardship allows for this to happen at all. 'leave it alone' implies that we can only do harm, which posits the colonizer as the only person left 12814
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026first of all, i cant take this shit serious when who many of these shows started in 2025. you have waaaay too much faith in your objectivity if you think you can judge where the Pitt belongs already that's like a toddler who just discovered twizzlers going Top 5 Red Thing of All Time 1100
Reposted by Dr. Hambowl LickerGuoldu 🌚 future buff vol1 @guoldu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i will also be there 😌 062
Reposted by Dr. Hambowl LickerDr. Emily Friedman @ecfriedman.com · 25/09/2026Blow it up, BlueSky. $9.25 pays for months of books for a kid.donate.imaginationlibrary.comHomeMake a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children. 0235231
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026was sobering up at the all night grits place and somehow got locked in to autopsying a straight situationship. conclusion: the hets are NOT okay 140
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026just saw an ambulance pull up to a business across the street from gwu hospital girl if you don't fuckin LIMP 120
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026speaking of which, i love finding out which seafood people think are bugs. If You Don't Think A Lobster Is A Bug You're Out Of Your Goddamn Mind but what about sea urchins? all shellfish or just some? i am 100% certain an oyster is a bug and i will not be moved 230
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026marie: aunt thao sent chowder me: chowder? what kinda chowder? marie: i dont know me: what do you- like is it clam chowder? marie: i don't know me: mother you realize there are only a limited number of things on earth that go into a chowder- marie: IT'S FOOD. EAT IT OR DON'T. 120
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026and like, im not perfect. i've nudged a dead rat off the sidewalk with a stick. i've interred bird corpses with my dog's pooper scooper. these are unnecessary and unwise things-i cannot tell a dead animal from a *nearly* dead animal with certainty. but your HAND?? A PLASTIC BAG AND YOUR HAND?? 140
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the single most culturally impactful voice of our time is probably neil cicierge if you think about it 110
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026you kiss a cannibal's man ONE TIME and he sends a serial killer to your house 🙄 120
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"why's everybody getting fucked up on a Wednesday?" i asked the waiter at the all night diner, inhaling French fries and black coffee before i walk my dog cuz i was fucked up on a Wednesday 150
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026*finger hovering over the buy now button while my direct deposit fails to materialize at exactly 11:30 AM* i hate capitalism 030
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026dc is a satire im pretty sure that's two secret service agents casually strolling in the bike lane 130
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the sidequest to every social engagement is me making the waitstaff break character, the bartender heard me telling a new friend my ol reliable "recovering weeaboo" bit and he snorted so hard he dropped a towel, it was glorious 130
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026and mind you, Baltimore's a great town and i haven't found it particularly dangerous when visiting, but i get such a giggle imaging hannibal lecter street parking his rare bentley arnage and swanning off to do murder in Lore Accurate Baltimore where all crimes AREN'T elaborate MFA theses by perverts 121
Reposted by Dr. Hambowl LickerWestie @westie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Shanah Tovah to all my friends celebrating. Here's to a good and sweet year ahead! 💖 1286
Reposted by Dr. Hambowl LickerTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/09/2026IF MISS PIGGY IS NOT ELIGIBLE FOR AN OSCAR, THEN WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS CONVERSATION!?!! 7714130
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026anything i have to say about my mother would at this point count as premeditation but suffice to say the fact she's been lying to me about brushing my dogs while they were staying over is... challenging 110
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026the wiki says hannibal was arrested in the books for killing NINE people NINE PEOPLE im pretty sure nbc hannibal killed nine people in the PILOT OPENING CREDITS 161
Reposted by Dr. Hambowl LickerSam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 08/09/2026Catholic Batman is called Daredevil 112434347
Reposted by Dr. Hambowl LickerKizuKatana @kizukatana.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The last chapter of 'Not the bride you were expecting' is up! Thanks to everyone who came along for this bit of insanity. 🍆🍑💦⚔️ archiveofourown.org/works/802597...archiveofourown.orgNot the bride you were expecting - Chapter 13 - KizuKatana - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 116017
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026three is such an arbitrary number to make a serial killer it's both too few and too many like if you kill two dudes and make it Super Weird that totally counts but also killing three people sounds waaaaay too achievable that's like a weekend of work, anyway, in the series finale of hannibal (2013)— 030
Reposted by Dr. Hambowl Lickertrulywicked @trulywicked.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Chapter 22 of The Second Hand Unwinds, my time traveling lwj #WangXian fic is live (and a monster of a chapter dear gods) archiveofourown.org/works/495380... 2217
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026shame is idiotic i didnt get any notes on a tumblr post so just rewrote it a week later now im DROWNING in sweet sweet validation stop withholding your own dopamine and start telling the same joke to three separate groups at parties 140
Reposted by Dr. Hambowl Lickermoonie 🌻🌾⛅ @moonix.bsky.social · 25/01/2025ao3 e-mails are the only e-mails that find me well 719421109
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You were caught in a Safari Ball! A special Poké Ball used in locales such as the Safari Zone in the Kanto region and the Great Marsh in the Sinnoh region. 050
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026my con crud has led to me discovering i have a CRAZY valley girl affect that was completely buried by my lack of vocal fry, i sound like an snl sketch 120
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026wall of reskeets for everyone who was nice to me ANYWAY GET ME THE FUCK OFF THIS COAST 130
Reposted by Dr. Hambowl LickerLos Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The 2026 Lodestar Award for Best YA Book goes to Coffeeshop in an Alternate Universe by C.B. Lee (Feiwel & Friends). 09927
Reposted by Dr. Hambowl LickerLos Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Editor, Long Form goes to Diana M. Pho. 110928
Reposted by Dr. Hambowl LickerLos Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Dramatic Presentation, Long Form goes to Sinners, screenplay by Ryan Coogler, directed by Ryan Coogler (Proximity Media, Warner Bros. Pictures). 124354
Reposted by Dr. Hambowl LickerLos Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Short Story goes to “In My Country” by Thomas Ha (Clarkesworld, Issue 223). 319032
Reposted by Dr. Hambowl LickerLos Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Novella goes to The River Has Roots by Amal El-Mohtar (Tordotcom; Arcadia UK). 025755
Reposted by Dr. Hambowl LickerLos Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Novelette goes to “Never Eaten Vegetables” by H.H. Pak (Clarkesworld, Issue 220). 014932
Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026my vodka soaked brain cannot handle that one of my go-to handsells is also one of my favorite fandom writers im losing it 140