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Dr. Hambowl Licker

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
as a d1 christmas hater it's actually OFFENSIVE that we're expected to only jam to Last Christmas a couple months a year
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
uber driver: hey mind if i vape? me, actively dissociating from my dislocated hip: ye bro why not
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
saw a hannibal post tagged dark academia? dark academia?? the opposite of that actually, dark middle aged! dark midlife crisis!
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what's crazy is this is my last straw to finally sign up for medium, i got the whole group chat yellin bout this dumbass list
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
new topic new topic or ill be at this all night fuck ah um i think hannibal lecter is probably a weeaboo
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ABBOT. ELEMENTARY.
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i have concluded after much yelling on multiple platforms that the new york times list cares neither which stories were sincerely unique and compellingly executed nor which we owe enormous cultural debts, also that none of them motherfuckers have seen fullmetal alchemist
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
This is another great, approachable explainer on “the rationalist wackos who have managed to take over much of the AI industry, and who now have tons of money and political power.” www.iankduncan.com/personal/202...
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Sex, AI, and the Apocalypse - Ian Duncan
How a community devoted to thinking clearly incubated salvation stories, abusive experiments, race science, and an affection for autocracy, and why that history matters now that its alumni are asking ...
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Guoldu 🌚 future buff vol1 @guoldu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this byline vastly ignores and undermines just how important indigenous people's role in land stewardship allows for this to happen at all. 'leave it alone' implies that we can only do harm, which posits the colonizer as the only person left
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
first of all, i cant take this shit serious when who many of these shows started in 2025. you have waaaay too much faith in your objectivity if you think you can judge where the Pitt belongs already that's like a toddler who just discovered twizzlers going Top 5 Red Thing of All Time
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Guoldu 🌚 future buff vol1 @guoldu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i will also be there 😌
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Dr. Emily Friedman @ecfriedman.com · 25/09/2026
Blow it up, BlueSky. $9.25 pays for months of books for a kid.
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
was sobering up at the all night grits place and somehow got locked in to autopsying a straight situationship. conclusion: the hets are NOT okay
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just saw an ambulance pull up to a business across the street from gwu hospital girl if you don't fuckin LIMP
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
speaking of which, i love finding out which seafood people think are bugs. If You Don't Think A Lobster Is A Bug You're Out Of Your Goddamn Mind but what about sea urchins? all shellfish or just some? i am 100% certain an oyster is a bug and i will not be moved
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
marie: aunt thao sent chowder me: chowder? what kinda chowder? marie: i dont know me: what do you- like is it clam chowder? marie: i don't know me: mother you realize there are only a limited number of things on earth that go into a chowder- marie: IT'S FOOD. EAT IT OR DON'T.
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
and like, im not perfect. i've nudged a dead rat off the sidewalk with a stick. i've interred bird corpses with my dog's pooper scooper. these are unnecessary and unwise things-i cannot tell a dead animal from a *nearly* dead animal with certainty. but your HAND?? A PLASTIC BAG AND YOUR HAND??
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the single most culturally impactful voice of our time is probably neil cicierge if you think about it
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you kiss a cannibal's man ONE TIME and he sends a serial killer to your house 🙄
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"why's everybody getting fucked up on a Wednesday?" i asked the waiter at the all night diner, inhaling French fries and black coffee before i walk my dog cuz i was fucked up on a Wednesday
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NEW CLAIRE JIA-WEN JUST DROPPED
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*finger hovering over the buy now button while my direct deposit fails to materialize at exactly 11:30 AM* i hate capitalism
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
dc is a satire im pretty sure that's two secret service agents casually strolling in the bike lane
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the sidequest to every social engagement is me making the waitstaff break character, the bartender heard me telling a new friend my ol reliable "recovering weeaboo" bit and he snorted so hard he dropped a towel, it was glorious
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
and mind you, Baltimore's a great town and i haven't found it particularly dangerous when visiting, but i get such a giggle imaging hannibal lecter street parking his rare bentley arnage and swanning off to do murder in Lore Accurate Baltimore where all crimes AREN'T elaborate MFA theses by perverts
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Westie @westie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shanah Tovah to all my friends celebrating. Here's to a good and sweet year ahead! 💖
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/09/2026
IF MISS PIGGY IS NOT ELIGIBLE FOR AN OSCAR, THEN WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS CONVERSATION!?!!
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
anything i have to say about my mother would at this point count as premeditation but suffice to say the fact she's been lying to me about brushing my dogs while they were staying over is... challenging
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the wiki says hannibal was arrested in the books for killing NINE people NINE PEOPLE im pretty sure nbc hannibal killed nine people in the PILOT OPENING CREDITS
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 08/09/2026
Catholic Batman is called Daredevil
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KizuKatana @kizukatana.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The last chapter of 'Not the bride you were expecting' is up! Thanks to everyone who came along for this bit of insanity. 🍆🍑💦⚔️ archiveofourown.org/works/802597...
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Not the bride you were expecting - Chapter 13 - KizuKatana - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
three is such an arbitrary number to make a serial killer it's both too few and too many like if you kill two dudes and make it Super Weird that totally counts but also killing three people sounds waaaaay too achievable that's like a weekend of work, anyway, in the series finale of hannibal (2013)—
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Time Has Come
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
oh... my god??
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trulywicked @trulywicked.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Chapter 22 of The Second Hand Unwinds, my time traveling lwj #WangXian fic is live (and a monster of a chapter dear gods) archiveofourown.org/works/495380...
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The Second Hand Unwinds by trulywicked
Summary:
Sent back in time without his husband after a night hunt gone wrong, Lan Wangji is determined to ensure that Wei Wuxian’s safety and in the process hopefully mitigate, if not prevent, the war.

Through marriage among other things.
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
shame is idiotic i didnt get any notes on a tumblr post so just rewrote it a week later now im DROWNING in sweet sweet validation stop withholding your own dopamine and start telling the same joke to three separate groups at parties
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moonie 🌻🌾⛅ @moonix.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
ao3 e-mails are the only e-mails that find me well
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You were caught in a Safari Ball! A special Poké Ball used in locales such as the Safari Zone in the Kanto region and the Great Marsh in the Sinnoh region.
You were caught in a Safari Ball!
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my con crud has led to me discovering i have a CRAZY valley girl affect that was completely buried by my lack of vocal fry, i sound like an snl sketch
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
✌🏽resurfaced✌🏽🤨❓😒😒😒
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
wall of reskeets for everyone who was nice to me ANYWAY GET ME THE FUCK OFF THIS COAST
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Los Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The 2026 Lodestar Award for Best YA Book goes to Coffeeshop in an Alternate Universe by C.B. Lee (Feiwel & Friends).
Lodestar Award for Best YA Book
Coffeeshop in an Alternate Universe by C.B. Lee (Feiwel & Friends)
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Los Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Editor, Long Form goes to Diana M. Pho.
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Editor, Long Form goes to Diana M. Pho.
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Los Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Dramatic Presentation, Long Form goes to Sinners, screenplay by Ryan Coogler, directed by Ryan Coogler (Proximity Media, Warner Bros. Pictures).
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Dramatic Presentation, Long Form goes to 
Sinners, screenplay by Ryan Coogler, directed by Ryan Coogler (Proximity Media, Warner Bros. Pictures).
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Los Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Short Story goes to “In My Country” by Thomas Ha (Clarkesworld, Issue 223).
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Short Story goes to “In My Country” by Thomas Ha (Clarkesworld, Issue 223).
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Los Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Novella goes to The River Has Roots by Amal El-Mohtar (Tordotcom; Arcadia UK).
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Novella goes to The River Has Roots by Amal El-Mohtar (Tordotcom; Arcadia UK).
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Los Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Novelette goes to “Never Eaten Vegetables” by H.H. Pak (Clarkesworld, Issue 220).
The 2026 Hugo Award for Best Novelette goes to “Never Eaten Vegetables” by H.H. Pak (Clarkesworld, Issue 220).
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
my vodka soaked brain cannot handle that one of my go-to handsells is also one of my favorite fandom writers im losing it
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