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Dr. Hambowl Licker

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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 2h
if you don't have an air purifier borrow from a friend, the hair WILL just wander off and reappear exactly where you just removed it for weeks otherwise, also 4) i will say 99% of bagless vacs can't do the job (not enough suction) so you might need to borrow a bagged vac too if you don't have one
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 2h
assuming you dont want a whole new vacuum setup, 1) rubber broom/brush before you vacuum to lift the hair they're like $15 2) if the cushions have removable cases throw them in a dryer on NO HEAT with a fistful of bounce pet hair dryer sheets 3) run an air purifier for a couple days straight on high
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎵A FACE ON A LOVER WITH A FIRE IN HIS HEEEEEART🎵
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
as a d1 christmas hater it's actually OFFENSIVE that we're expected to only jam to Last Christmas a couple months a year
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this def isn't the route OR SPEED the app instructed but he also just got us through Georgetown rush hour in sub 5 mins and only ran one scooter off the road. 30% tip.
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"why are you going to work if your hip is fully detached from your body lazy" i haven't had sick leave since the president was black
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if it gets me to work on time at this point you could do heroin have fun
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
uber driver: hey mind if i vape? me, actively dissociating from my dislocated hip: ye bro why not
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YOOOOOOOO
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dark cautionary tale against getting your masters in a social science!
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dark overqualified for everything decent in your field so you end up at the fed cuz you reaaaaaally don't wanna go back for a doctorate
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
saw a hannibal post tagged dark academia? dark academia?? the opposite of that actually, dark middle aged! dark midlife crisis!
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what's crazy is this is my last straw to finally sign up for medium, i got the whole group chat yellin bout this dumbass list
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
speak 👏🏾on 👏🏾it👏🏾
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the real question is does he have the self awareness to be embarrassed or is will gonna find his tastefully displayed hardcover hentai collection
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
like he grew up in france with a japanese guardian, he has been exposed, and he fully agrees that the power of love and glitter could kill god
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
like he has the most advanced case of white guy chunibyo ive ever seen in life or fiction he definitely has a hidden bookcase full of 90s japanese sailor moons
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
new topic new topic or ill be at this all night fuck ah um i think hannibal lecter is probably a weeaboo
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ABBOT. ELEMENTARY.
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i could teach three levels of college courses on why early aughts adult swim deserves a national holiday for gifting us all personalities but i, of course, have taste and any list that doesn't mention atla is hilarious to begin with
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i have concluded after much yelling on multiple platforms that the new york times list cares neither which stories were sincerely unique and compellingly executed nor which we owe enormous cultural debts, also that none of them motherfuckers have seen fullmetal alchemist
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
This is another great, approachable explainer on “the rationalist wackos who have managed to take over much of the AI industry, and who now have tons of money and political power.” www.iankduncan.com/personal/202...
iankduncan.com
Sex, AI, and the Apocalypse - Ian Duncan
How a community devoted to thinking clearly incubated salvation stories, abusive experiments, race science, and an affection for autocracy, and why that history matters now that its alumni are asking ...
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DID FUCKING LEVERAGE NOT LIST YOU RATS
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
also it's fuck Dave chapelle day all day everyday in this house but if ur gonna include it chapelle show is top 25 im DONE im out i need to get ready for work
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AND VERONICA MARS WAS ROBBED IM GETTING MAD FOR REAL
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(wait i was thinking of the OC. the OA!!?? y'aaaaaaall)
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
at least go the hills, gossip girl, SOMETHING iconic like the randomness is getting me
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
again not my jam but are we even trying to be objective?
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
having brit shows and not Skins is actually a lil appalling
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
and i dont even fw gilmore girls but it's waaaaaay too low guys
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
immediately disqualifying
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
like if we wanna go clever GO CLEVER that shit was ✨showstopping✨
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
did kevin can go fuck himself even list? i cant look again im getting a migraine
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
like i love those but cmon guys where's your soul at?
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this whole list in general needs mote actual sitcoms not genre deconstructions comedies about comedy
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHERE is the bernie mac show???
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
like if we're going this recent Pluto (2023) should be in the conversation, not even mentioning how white this list is even for mainstream tv crit
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i gotta let this go but no boondocks and no venture bros are all i really needed to know yall goofy af
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(ohmygod i thought dead like me was late 90s that shit dropped 2003) WHERE THE FUCK IS DEAD LIKE ME who at this trash propaganda paper hates Bryan Fuller and good taste so much!???
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Guoldu 🌚 future buff vol1 @guoldu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this byline vastly ignores and undermines just how important indigenous people's role in land stewardship allows for this to happen at all. 'leave it alone' implies that we can only do harm, which posits the colonizer as the only person left
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ck wants a comeback someone got fucking paid for that shit. and above Nathan for You!????
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fourthly—LOUIE??? LOUIE???
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
third of all where the fuck is pushing daisies, im not even gonna cape for hannibal but whERE the FUCK is PUSHING DAISIES
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
second, ranking was such a distracting mistake here. just do a feature in alphabetical sections by genre/year/whatev cuz all im thinking now is that Bourdain snubbed
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
first of all, i cant take this shit serious when who many of these shows started in 2025. you have waaaay too much faith in your objectivity if you think you can judge where the Pitt belongs already that's like a toddler who just discovered twizzlers going Top 5 Red Thing of All Time
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Guoldu 🌚 future buff vol1 @guoldu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i will also be there 😌
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Dr. Emily Friedman @ecfriedman.com · 25/09/2026
Blow it up, BlueSky. $9.25 pays for months of books for a kid.
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
having my only days off to go out be midweek has introduced me to a fascinating culture of weeknight 2 AM tequila fueled madness i apparently missed all this time
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