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Dr. Hambowl Licker

@yllazy.bsky.social
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Lazy (they/them) | Loud Opinion Bitch™ | 🌈✊🏾♿ | hannigram🌙 wangxian☀️ cezhou⬆️ banner: May I Ask One Final Thing

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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You were caught in a Safari Ball! A special Poké Ball used in locales such as the Safari Zone in the Kanto region and the Great Marsh in the Sinnoh region.
You were caught in a Safari Ball!
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
😮
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
gee these wens are dastardly!where are you?
is there a cave?

[that wen chao is a piece of work
cave section is complete
now the girls are fighting]

oh.
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
#bestiereadsmodao
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i have unfortunately entirely forgotten what is going on with Jin Guangyao and Nie Mingjue

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[redacted]
he had his head in a closet

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oh yes that's rightreceived>

is Lan Xichen Lan Zhan's brother?

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[REDACTED]
*YES*
he's nie mingjue's best friend and the sexy dimwit jgy is dragging around by his dick!

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ahhh yes this is clarifying things now

i'm thinking i might not like this jgy very much
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
#bestiereadsmodao "oh this random gay guy showed up with a bunch of demonic magic and talks and acts exactly like Wei Ying and is hanging out with his old boyfriend who could've known"
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could be related to how Wwx cannot help himself from defending his own character whenever it arises

sent>> could be
sent>> tisnt, but could

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"wei ying would NEVER do that, and furthermore, if he did, it would be for good reasons, i bet. not that i would know"
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
#bestiereadsmodao
is it consent? unclear. is it enthusiastic? strangely, very
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
blood pressure
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i've totally forgotten what Wei Wuxian and Lan Zhan are supposed to be doing however
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THE CORPSE [redacted]
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THE DISMEMBERED CORPSE<<received 
which corpse
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THE ORIGINAL CORPSE 
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there are so so many corpses
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THE ARM
YOU
THE INCITING FUCKING INCIDENT
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
<<received
he has a very negative attitude

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i will FIGHT YOU
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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this Xue Yang character seems like a bad seed, i'll tell you what

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*keysmash*
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O AM A T WORK
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
received 🌼: hmm idk he seems unwell

sent: oh no he married his sister
sent: like there were circumstances but he's failing to thrive on every level

received📚: WHAT

sent: great book
sent: geeeeat show
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
i am not dong a bit. this is a psa. it's a furry comic about a man who is turned into a shirtless cat-bird furry written by voice of our time Margaret Atwood. i tried to read it and couldn't. this is not a bit.
the cover of Angel Catbird: To Castle Catula, featuring a cat furry with angel wings and fucking FURRY CAT DRACULA written by MARGARET FUCKING ATWOOD
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
xue yang mugging you with this
a knife in pink with a gold blade and Sailor Moon on the handle
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
wwx, idly cleaning his counter: 🎵 what makes you think you're good enough to think about me when you're touching yourself🎵 lwj, experiencing perfect clarity:
Brian David Gilbert (i.e. default white skinny man v 3.71) staring at the middle distance in front of a desktop monitor, captioned "I am going to throw myself into the sea."
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Dr. Hambowl Licker @yllazy.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
poor JC completely failing to connect the dots on any single reference to his own personal deficiencies LWJ, completely unraveling, gripping his armrests like it's a horror movie and WN, who has never done a wrong thing, innocently squinting at the bald faced legally actionable defamation like
that euphoria girl that seems cool idk i like her: "wait is this fucking play about us"
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